i thought you'd be impressed

Giles is always thinking of how to please you he's such a hard worker

Did he make a nest prior to laying the eggs???

he built a boat so they'd keep dry
his little webby feet are very dexterous

I expect he put all the nails in his bill

i can tell you've seen him in action

He's such a guy, long as he has sex and grub he is happy.


Tee hee! It's the most glorious golden evening here, swallows everywhere.

Awh sounds like last night here! Tonight it's pitch black and raining
I love that golden light i don't know how to explain it but it makes my heart smile...if you know what i mean?

We know!! Pitch black and cold here too. Weather for the weekend looking much better! One of my camping friends has dislocated her hip and can't go, and another has turned his ankle and I am taking my dad's old stick for him. We're all falling apart!!

crikey! gaffer tape yourself in bubblewrap better safe then sorry

Eek! Using stick today, looking at most perfect snow white Charolais bull calf. Hard to believe he's not 24 hours old yet, so active and alert. Wind coming from North, never good news here.

Oh yes. Nothing like it x

Since posting that another of our party's car has blown up we're dwindling by the moment!! Off later today. Will report back next week!!

Have a lovely time Twass don't forget the bubble wrap and gaffer tape x

All Campers need that!

Fingers crossed! Have a great time

Many thanks, we are hoping that's the last of the disasters

It'll be alright on the night! I've just wasted an hour keeping up with the gruesome two who are kicking off. Better go and check the nice simple cows

*whistles* quiet in here! Wonder if twass got her tent up?

hehehehee i've been watching tennis all day

fingers crossed the weather is better where she is than up here!!! how are your babes doing? are you knackered? have you had any sleep?

Babes all fine. Knackered after trying to keep up with the J and S thread, it has gone properly batcarp crazy, it's not going to end well. How are you? Still on lollies?

Not bad thanks too cold for lollies i'm on black coffee and veggie chilli! Brrrrrrrrrrr

Hadn't they split up acrimoniously?
is ther an epic twitter war happening or something?

Yes it's gone chilly here tonight, dang that north wind.

Er, how many times? And pregnancy (?) accusations of control/cheating/abuse/violence and whatever you're having yourself. Plus pics of white powder (which could be dishwasher salt tbh) I tell you, am more knackered than after a calving season. The regulars have been great at grabbing every (swiftly deleted) tweet.

Eta, papers have picked it up and are even showing old vids

oh good grief!!!! when there's a meltdown the observers can be very funny!!
they must be fast on the old screen grab!
if there's any important updates do let me know!!
i couldn't sleep the other night and read a couple of old threads from 2 or 3 years ago which were really funny.