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Old 16-11-2015, 18:53
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They do a bit if you land them hard.

And women say that men exaggerate the size of certain things.
You onviopusly haven't seen Moose's cats. You could saddle them up and rife them in the Grand National. Although them scrambling over the jumps might give the game away.
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Old 16-11-2015, 22:09
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Great news tk

I was about to do the same but Norty just landed on my lap
Is Norty still Norty? Or Greg??

Oh lordy feel the same about children. Eldest of six. Some of them are lovely, but it depends! Should set up a disinfectant footbath (a la foot and mouth) with hand washing facilities either side. Serious here and I'm not a bit ocd. At least I don't think so
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Old 16-11-2015, 23:15
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Is Norty still Norty? Or Greg??

Oh lordy feel the same about children. Eldest of six. Some of them are lovely, but it depends! Should set up a disinfectant footbath (a la foot and mouth) with hand washing facilities either side. Serious here and I'm not a bit ocd. At least I don't think so


We are all kindred spirits !!!

Adds to list of things needed for new house :
* Disinfectant footbath

Norty is ever so norty at present. Since the departure and reshuffling of furniture she has found hidey holes and launch pads in which to ambush Little and Greg every time they dare move
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Old 16-11-2015, 23:34
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We are all kindred spirits !!!

Adds to list of things needed for new house :
* Disinfectant footbath

Norty is ever so norty at present. Since the departure and reshuffling of furniture she has found hidey holes and launch pads in which to ambush Little and Greg every time they dare move
Sorry I confused poorly leg with norty! And I love norty! Well they are all going to be confused at the moment, Manchester sister's cat and new rescue dog are playing up. It'll all work out

Don't forget your mini pill
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Old 16-11-2015, 23:37
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Sorry I confused poorly leg with norty! And I love norty! Well they are all going to be confused at the moment, Manchester sister's cat and new rescue dog are playing up. It'll all work out

Don't forget your mini pill
This is Norty in case you missed it
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Old 16-11-2015, 23:40
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See PIcto. A cat as big as a fridge!!!

*blows raspberry*
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Old 16-11-2015, 23:41
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We are all kindred spirits !!!

Adds to list of things needed for new house :
* Disinfectant footbath

Norty is ever so norty at present. Since the departure and reshuffling of furniture she has found hidey holes and launch pads in which to ambush Little and Greg every time they dare move
Are we going to ahve a thread about this?
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Old 16-11-2015, 23:44
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Are we going to ahve a thread about this?
Lots !!!
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Old 16-11-2015, 23:55
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Fecks sake is that really norty?? Or am I really tired? How do you survive that landing on your lap??
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Old 17-11-2015, 00:35
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Half a jug of sangria to celebrate tk jr's safe return (we've had the other half) night all x
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Old 17-11-2015, 00:47
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Fecks sake is that really norty?? Or am I really tired? How do you survive that landing on your lap??
It really is! She gains great pleasure of dive bombing me from the window sill when I'm in bed

Half a jug of sangria to celebrate tk jr's safe return (we've had the other half) night all x
A night cap. Lovely! Night xx
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Old 17-11-2015, 07:16
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Wow norty is huge :0 I would pee my pants along with piercing screams if he dive bombed me whilst sleeping .. tbf I do scare easy but he is a very big cat.
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Old 17-11-2015, 07:20
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OMG Moose!!!! DId you feed that cat growth hormone as a kitten??? I've never seen a cat so hooge With that on your lap you could forget going to the loo or fetching a cuppa tea....there'd be no shifting him
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Old 17-11-2015, 07:27
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*Runs screaming to the hills, never to be seen again*
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Old 17-11-2015, 11:07
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Wow norty is huge :0 I would pee my pants along with piercing screams if he dive bombed me whilst sleeping .. tbf I do scare easy but he is a very big cat.
OMG Moose!!!! DId you feed that cat growth hormone as a kitten??? I've never seen a cat so hooge With that on your lap you could forget going to the loo or fetching a cuppa tea....there'd be no shifting him

She's just a large built cat .
Honestly though she is teeny tiny compared to Brother In Law's Missing Dexter and his brother Dave . They are both atleast twice the size of her. If not more
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Old 17-11-2015, 11:08
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*Runs screaming to the hills, never to be seen again*
*Brings out trays of cakes, scones, biscuits, ice creams, cheese, chocolates, sweets*
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Old 17-11-2015, 11:15
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*Brings out trays of cakes, scones, biscuits, ice creams, cheese, chocolates, sweets*
Those delectable confections are covered in cat hair.

Sort it out now.
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Old 17-11-2015, 11:17
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Those delectable confections are covered in cat hair.

Sort it out now.
Yes. Sorry sir. I will indeed have to charge you extra for that
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Old 17-11-2015, 11:51
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Those delectable confections are covered in cat hair.

Sort it out now.
THESE probably are as well!!

You'd have thunk they would have checked the font
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Old 17-11-2015, 11:53
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She's just a large built cat .
Honestly though she is teeny tiny compared to Brother In Law's Missing Dexter and his brother Dave . They are both atleast twice the size of her. If not more
Aww, hope whopping Dexter puss comes home soon. He's likely terrorising a family who think he's a puma and are lobbing legs of lamb out of the bedroom windows to pacify him
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Old 17-11-2015, 12:03
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THESE probably are as well!!

You'd have thunk they would have checked the font


As you do.
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Old 17-11-2015, 12:05
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How can you break one, is there a bone in it?
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Old 17-11-2015, 12:24
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THESE probably are as well!!

You'd have thunk they would have checked the font
OMG
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Old 17-11-2015, 12:25
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