Username Silliness (Part 3)

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twassington

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“enjoy enjoy!! I like to use cherry tomatoes or those mini plum ones and roast them stuffed with garlic; while they are cooking i cook the onion and courgette in the herbs and spices then join the two together. i find you get a richer flavour than just using tinned toms on the hob.....

(ps it WAS delicious! )

Forgot to mention that Athelstan is ruling France tonight BBC2 9.30”

Oooh! Sexy George.....I'll be wanting a peek at that

planets

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Oooh! Sexy George.....I'll be wanting a peek at that ”

apparently it's a bit saucy *flutters fan* i can always watch it first and tell you if it's too racy for your viewing?

twassington

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“apparently it's a bit saucy *flutters fan* i can always watch it first and tell you if it's too racy for your viewing?”

Nothing's too racy for me I can assure you

planets

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Nothing's too racy for me I can assure you ”

oh jolly good....should we protect tk?

An obviously needs no protection

twassington

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“oh jolly good....should we protect tk?

An obviously needs no protection ”

tk sees life in the raw on the farm all the time. She'll be fine with it. We may need fans but bring it on

planets

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“tk sees life in the raw on the farm all the time. She'll be fine with it. We may need fans but bring it on ”

Excellent, i wonder if Giles will watch?
*gets smelling salts ready just in case*

twassington

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“Excellent, i wonder if Giles will watch?
*gets smelling salts ready just in case*”

It might make him feel a bit inadequate!!

planets

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“It might make him feel a bit inadequate!! ”

I thought he might be giving the priest some tips on how to woo the ladies

twassington

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“I thought he might be giving the priest some tips on how to woo the ladies ”

Now now your Majesty, don't charge in like a bull at a gate

planets

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“ Now now your Majesty, don't charge in like a bull at a gate ”

twassington

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
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Maybe George will be snorting and kicking the bedpost before giving the courtesans a seeing to

tk096

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Mmm, pasta...................*lays out second lung* he's gibbering a bit now and I've made a right mess of me slippers but I think his penance is done. *walks solemnly away leaving torches flickering on dark pools of claret*

I hope you've got some cheese to go on that? ”

Oh hope picto is ok? (Leaves first aid kit).

twassington

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by tk096:
“Oh hope picto is ok? (Leaves first aid kit). ”

Just poke his lungs back in and sew him up tk. He'll survive to pun another day

tk096

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“apparently it's a bit saucy *flutters fan* i can always watch it first and tell you if it's too racy for your viewing?”

Gotta love the DM, all tut tut about how racy it is, then posts stills of said raciness with the exact time they appear!

I don't need protecting, well maybe from Love Island

planets

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Maybe George will be snorting and kicking the bedpost before giving the courtesans a seeing to ”

He couldn't possibly be as successful at that as Giles

planets

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by tk096:
“Gotta love the DM, all tut tut about how racy it is, then posts stills of said raciness with the exact time they appear!

I don't need protecting, well maybe from Love Island ”

I think we can all thank our lucky stars Seething Weasel Callum Best isn't involved in this....oh i didn't know the DM had done that!!

I do hope they will be continuing this service for all tv programmes incase we miss it cos we pop out to put the kettle on!

tk096

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“I think we can all thank our lucky stars Seething Weasel Callum Best isn't involved in this....oh i didn't know the DM had done that!! I do hope they will be continuing this service for all tv programmes incase we miss it cos we pop out to put the kettle on!”

Tee hee, saw him bare arsed in a shower on dm (?) today. He is so unfortunate he didn't inherit his beautiful dad's looks, and he is so desperate.

One comment on that article, "thanks dm, now I know when to fast forward to"

tk096

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Just poke his lungs back in and sew him up tk. He'll survive to pun another day ”

Done. Had to use the arm length rubber glove and baler twine, but sure he'll be grand

twassington

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by tk096:
“Done. Had to use the arm length rubber glove and baler twine, but sure he'll be grand ”

Sure he will! Possibly a little anaemic but hey ho

planets

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by tk096:
“Done. Had to use the arm length rubber glove and baler twine, but sure he'll be grand ”

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Sure he will! Possibly a little anaemic but hey ho ”

good work ladies *tosses Picto a black pudding*

twassington

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“good work ladies *tosses Picto a black pudding*”

A night sucking on that will work wonders

planets

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by tk096:
“Tee hee, saw him bare arsed in a shower on dm (?) today. He is so unfortunate he didn't inherit his beautiful dad's looks, and he is so desperate.

One comment on that article, "thanks dm, now I know when to fast forward to" ”

My favourite post ever about Callum was THIS ONE it was a genius description of his meltdown at Perez

ooo french sexy time is starting....

tk096

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“A night sucking on that will work wonders ”

Ooh er! Now to pour a pear cider and off to Versailles.

tk096

01-06-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“My favourite post ever about Callum was THIS ONE it was a genius description of his meltdown at Perez

ooo french sexy time is starting....”

Oh yes I remember, hilarious.

Off we go ...

twassington

01-06-2016

Sexy Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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