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Old 17-11-2015, 13:08
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Old 17-11-2015, 13:23
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*Brings out trays of cakes, scones, biscuits, ice creams, cheese, chocolates, sweets*
*Legs it back to thread, nicks all food, legs it out again*
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Old 17-11-2015, 13:34
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*Legs it back to thread, nicks all food, legs it out again*


Lucky I booby trapped the front door in case you'd lied earlier about never returning

*removes all food from net and winks at chins lying at the bottom of the oubliette*
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Old 17-11-2015, 16:08
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Planets innocence has been sullied, she peeked into the FHM thread on GD and saw disgusting life-like images that will be seared onto her brain.
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Old 17-11-2015, 17:20
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Old 17-11-2015, 17:21
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*Legs it back to thread, nicks all food, legs it out again*
*Clips Chins round the earhole before releasing him from his oubliwotsit*
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Old 17-11-2015, 17:26
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Lucky I booby trapped the front door in case you'd lied earlier about never returning

*removes all food from net and winks at chins lying at the bottom of the oubliette*
Set the cat on him Moose.

I have just come back from the market. I bought some home made butter - well home made if you are a farmer I suppose. Anyway Its the real thing so I popped into Tesco on the way home for crumpets to go with the butter. A butter ths good needs a proper setting like a diamond needs a nice gold setting.

Did I say popped I mean battled valiently against a gale that was trying to blow me off course. Anyway it was well worth it because they had chocolate roulade marked down from £2.63 each to 35p each. I bought all they had!!
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Old 17-11-2015, 17:30
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Oubliette?

Theres posh for you. When did we get one of those then?
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Old 17-11-2015, 17:32
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Oubliette?

Theres posh for you. When did we get one of those then?
We've gone all upmarket in here innit

*Gets out best china cups and saucers and serviettes*

You are sharing all your freshly bought spoils right?

Where's the butler?
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Old 17-11-2015, 17:34
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Why would you have a common 'ole if you can have a posh 'ole??

Oooh, real butter! I've had two crumpets already today but a third would just slip down perfectly with a cuppa
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Old 17-11-2015, 17:35
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Shall we all say please and thankyou and crook our pinky fingers while sipping from bone china cups??
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Old 17-11-2015, 17:36
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We've gone all upmarket in here innit

*Gets out best china cups and saucers and serviettes*

You are sharing all your freshly bought spoils right?

Where's the butler?
Of course. I ahve 4 cholcolate roulades here. Couldn't leave them there at that price.

Butter's here under the cloche. Do we need doilies?
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Old 17-11-2015, 17:36
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Shall we all say please and thankyou and crook our pinky fingers while sipping from bone china cups??
Yes we shall m'lady.
Isn't this jolly good frolicking we are having!
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Old 17-11-2015, 17:37
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Shall we all say please and thankyou and crook our pinky fingers while sipping from bone china cups??
Yes good call. I think after those biscuits it is perhaps as well to keep pinkies well in view.
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Old 17-11-2015, 17:38
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Of course. I ahve 4 cholcolate roulades here. Couldn't leave them there at that price.

Butter's here under the cloche. Do we need doilies?
Yes! Doilies!

*Rings bell for assistance*

(Oh god .... just heard smashing glass outside. Barney's creating rubble )
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Old 17-11-2015, 17:38
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Yes we shall m'lady.
Isn't this jolly good frolicking we are having!
Top hole my dear Moose

Yes good call. I think after those biscuits it is perhaps as well to keep pinkies well in view.
Indeed, we don't want Marie turning up and lowering the tone
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Old 17-11-2015, 17:39
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Yes good call. I think after those biscuits it is perhaps as well to keep pinkies well in view.
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Old 17-11-2015, 17:39
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Of course. I ahve 4 cholcolate roulades here. Couldn't leave them there at that price.

Butter's here under the cloche. Do we need doilies?
Of course! And linen napkins.
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Old 17-11-2015, 17:39
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Yes! Doilies!

*Rings bell for assistance*

(Oh god .... just heard smashing glass outside. Barney's creating rubble )
Effing brilliant.

What a cracker!!
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Old 17-11-2015, 17:41
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Is this some sort of Flintstones humour??
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Old 17-11-2015, 17:43
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Effing brilliant.

What a cracker!!
Is this some sort of Flintstones humour??
I've been sitting on that one for days waiting for the right opportunity
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Old 17-11-2015, 17:48
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I've been sitting on that one for days waiting for the right opportunity
Its totally fab and great timing. Are you really the author? Is it a DM original?
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Old 17-11-2015, 17:50
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Its totally fab and great timing. Are you really the author? Is it a DM original?
It is all from my own mind. Once every 43 years I have a sudden flash of genius
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Old 17-11-2015, 17:51
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It is all from my own mind. Once every 43 years I have a sudden flash of genius
Now I'm wondering exactly how old you are
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Old 17-11-2015, 18:17
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Oh crikey. They are asking the England fans at Wembley tonight to sing the Marsailles. Haven't the poor French suffered enough.
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