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Old 13-06-2016, 16:03
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Can i come in here i have been chucked out the pub
*puts extra locks on the chin proof cake safe*

Er, yes of course you can!
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Old 13-06-2016, 16:05
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Can i come in here i have been chucked out the pub
erm.... depends on what you were chucked out for *looks suspicious*
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Old 13-06-2016, 16:16
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i think he felt threatened by my beauty & i may have said he watered down his drinks but he offered me no free crisps its ridiculous, I lika the cake mmmm is it chocolate
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Old 13-06-2016, 16:22
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i think he felt threatened by my beauty & i may have said he watered down his drinks but he offered me no free crisps its ridiculous, I lika the cake mmmm is it chocolate
isn't the he you refer to a she?

yes chocolate fudge cake do you need extra cream with that?
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Old 13-06-2016, 16:24
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isn't the he you refer to a she?

yes chocolate fudge cake do you need extra cream with that?
oh dear its not going well is it mind you she did throw me out with some force

i like cream extra too yes it ain't stale though is it? i don;t want any crap
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Old 13-06-2016, 16:33
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oh dear its not going well is it mind you she did throw me out with some force

i like cream extra too yes it ain't stale though is it? i don;t want any crap
I'm beginning to see why you were thrown out of the pub....
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Old 13-06-2016, 16:35
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wheres the cake?
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Old 13-06-2016, 16:49
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Old 13-06-2016, 16:54
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actually is that the time i have to go, i;m also full full full full as full can be
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Old 13-06-2016, 17:11
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Wow, I have had a stroke of fortune! I was about to order a delivery of fuel oil not having got any since August 2014, the tank was looking a bit empty,......only to find out just now that my tank got accidentally filled with 900 litres which was meant for the farmhouse! So I've got three years worth of fuel oil at farm price rather than ordinary customer price and I can pay it off when I can RESULT!!!!!
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Old 13-06-2016, 17:13
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Wow, I have had a stroke of fortune! I was about to order a delivery of fuel oil not having got any since August 2014, the tank was looking a bit empty,......only to find out just now that my tank got accidentally filled with 900 litres which was meant for the farmhouse! So I've got three years worth of fuel oil at farm price rather than ordinary customer price and I can pay it off when I can RESULT!!!!!
wow that's brilliant!!
so we're all spending the winter at your's then?
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Old 13-06-2016, 17:20
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wow that's brilliant!!
so we're all spending the winter at your's then?
I still won't put the heating on, I don't like central heating It's probably saved me a fair chunk of dosh though.....brilliant
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Old 13-06-2016, 23:17
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sssssssssh there's an owl on my windowsill no one make any loud noises....
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Old 14-06-2016, 08:13
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sssssssssh there's an owl on my windowsill no one make any loud noises....
You lucky thing!!!!

A wise old owl sat on a sill
No one spoke and no one will


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Old 14-06-2016, 08:30
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*Loiters*
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Old 14-06-2016, 10:10
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Move along please!!
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Old 14-06-2016, 10:38
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You lucky thing!!!!

A wise old owl sat on a sill
No one spoke and no one will


i didn't want to move in case i scared it it just sat there tweeting for a while then flew off (hunting i expect) i knew there was a pair cos id heard them for ages at night (i love listening to them) was so exciting!!
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Old 14-06-2016, 10:40
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*voiceover*
the shy and rare Chins hides in the undergrowth, skittish and wary, he looks for predators....

*planets lays out plate of chocolate eclairs and walks away*
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Old 14-06-2016, 11:15
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*Pounces on eclairs and snaffles the lot after carefully removing any poisons etc*
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Old 14-06-2016, 11:16
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*Pounces on eclairs and snaffles the lot after carefully removing any poisons etc*
*cage falls and traps the rare and shy Chins*
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Old 14-06-2016, 11:18
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i
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Old 14-06-2016, 11:29
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there's a new thread pet *hangs sign on cage NO FEEDING THE CHINS*
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Old 14-06-2016, 12:18
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Aww how cute it is!! Sitting there all caged up with nothing to eat
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Old 14-06-2016, 12:18
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i didn't want to move in case i scared it it just sat there tweeting for a while then flew off (hunting i expect) i knew there was a pair cos id heard them for ages at night (i love listening to them) was so exciting!!
I love listening to them at night, their eerie calls floating on the air
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Old 14-06-2016, 17:24
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Aww how cute it is!! Sitting there all caged up with nothing to eat
*pokes sandwich and bottle of water through the bars for Chins*

do you think we'll be able to train him Twas?
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