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Username Silliness (Part 3)
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twassington
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by Billy_Value:
“Can i come in here i have been chucked out the pub ”

*puts extra locks on the chin proof cake safe*

Er, yes of course you can!
planets
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by Billy_Value:
“Can i come in here i have been chucked out the pub ”

erm.... depends on what you were chucked out for *looks suspicious*
Billy_Value
13-06-2016
i think he felt threatened by my beauty & i may have said he watered down his drinks but he offered me no free crisps its ridiculous, I lika the cake mmmm is it chocolate
planets
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by Billy_Value:
“i think he felt threatened by my beauty & i may have said he watered down his drinks but he offered me no free crisps its ridiculous, I lika the cake mmmm is it chocolate ”

isn't the he you refer to a she?

yes chocolate fudge cake do you need extra cream with that?
Billy_Value
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“isn't the he you refer to a she?

yes chocolate fudge cake do you need extra cream with that?”

oh dear its not going well is it mind you she did throw me out with some force

i like cream extra too yes it ain't stale though is it? i don;t want any crap
planets
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by Billy_Value:
“oh dear its not going well is it mind you she did throw me out with some force

i like cream extra too yes it ain't stale though is it? i don;t want any crap”

I'm beginning to see why you were thrown out of the pub....
Billy_Value
13-06-2016
wheres the cake?
planets
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by Billy_Value:
“wheres the cake?”

You waiter is bringing it to you
Billy_Value
13-06-2016
actually is that the time i have to go, i;m also full full full full as full can be
twassington
13-06-2016
Wow, I have had a stroke of fortune! I was about to order a delivery of fuel oil not having got any since August 2014, the tank was looking a bit empty,......only to find out just now that my tank got accidentally filled with 900 litres which was meant for the farmhouse! So I've got three years worth of fuel oil at farm price rather than ordinary customer price and I can pay it off when I can RESULT!!!!!
planets
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Wow, I have had a stroke of fortune! I was about to order a delivery of fuel oil not having got any since August 2014, the tank was looking a bit empty,......only to find out just now that my tank got accidentally filled with 900 litres which was meant for the farmhouse! So I've got three years worth of fuel oil at farm price rather than ordinary customer price and I can pay it off when I can RESULT!!!!! ”

wow that's brilliant!!
so we're all spending the winter at your's then?
twassington
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“wow that's brilliant!!
so we're all spending the winter at your's then? ”

I still won't put the heating on, I don't like central heating It's probably saved me a fair chunk of dosh though.....brilliant
planets
13-06-2016
sssssssssh there's an owl on my windowsill no one make any loud noises....
twassington
14-06-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“sssssssssh there's an owl on my windowsill no one make any loud noises....”

You lucky thing!!!!

A wise old owl sat on a sill
No one spoke and no one will


chinchin
14-06-2016
*Loiters*
twassington
14-06-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Loiters*”

Move along please!!
planets
14-06-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You lucky thing!!!!

A wise old owl sat on a sill
No one spoke and no one will


”

i didn't want to move in case i scared it it just sat there tweeting for a while then flew off (hunting i expect) i knew there was a pair cos id heard them for ages at night (i love listening to them) was so exciting!!
planets
14-06-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Loiters*”

*voiceover*
the shy and rare Chins hides in the undergrowth, skittish and wary, he looks for predators....

*planets lays out plate of chocolate eclairs and walks away*
chinchin
14-06-2016
*Pounces on eclairs and snaffles the lot after carefully removing any poisons etc*
planets
14-06-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Pounces on eclairs and snaffles the lot after carefully removing any poisons etc* ”

*cage falls and traps the rare and shy Chins*
chinchin
14-06-2016
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i
planets
14-06-2016
there's a new thread pet *hangs sign on cage NO FEEDING THE CHINS*
twassington
14-06-2016
Aww how cute it is!! Sitting there all caged up with nothing to eat
twassington
14-06-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“i didn't want to move in case i scared it it just sat there tweeting for a while then flew off (hunting i expect) i knew there was a pair cos id heard them for ages at night (i love listening to them) was so exciting!!”

I love listening to them at night, their eerie calls floating on the air
planets
14-06-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Aww how cute it is!! Sitting there all caged up with nothing to eat ”

*pokes sandwich and bottle of water through the bars for Chins*

do you think we'll be able to train him Twas?
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