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Username Silliness (Part 3)
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chinchin
04-07-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*ramps up the chinproof force field*”

meh

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tk096
05-07-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“meh

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Err...
twassington
05-07-2016
Just ignore him tk. Weird little man

Besides, there's nothing currently in the chinproof safe! That must be rectified..........
planets
05-07-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Just ignore him tk. Weird little man

Besides, there's nothing currently in the chinproof safe! That must be rectified..........”

it explains the lurking rather than the scarpering....
chinchin
05-07-2016
Grr! Humph!
twassington
05-07-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Grr! Humph! ”

It's no use standing there lurkin like a gherkin. Even if there was a chocolate cake in my hands [which there isn't] the forcefield and chin proof safe would prevent you stealing thereof. So you may as well skip off to the hills
twassington
05-07-2016
Nothing to see here

Spoiler
*inserts large squelchy looking chocolate fudge cake into chinproof safe, triple locks it and turns the forcefield onto max*
tk096
05-07-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Nothing to see here

Spoiler
*inserts large squelchy looking chocolate fudge cake into chinproof safe, triple locks it and turns the forcefield onto max*
”

Ooh lovely, I'll add some lemon curd muffins.

Had a busy day, some nice young men with enormous machinery cutting the grass for sileage. Giles was studying them intently
twassington
05-07-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Ooh lovely, I'll add some lemon curd muffins.

Had a busy day, some nice young men with enormous machinery cutting the grass for sileage. Giles was studying them intently ”

Ooh my days! I've come over all a flutter
tk096
05-07-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ooh my days! I've come over all a flutter ”

Hehe! Knew you'd like that.
twassington
05-07-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Hehe! Knew you'd like that.”



Ooh, lemon curd muffins..............
planets
05-07-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Nothing to see here

Spoiler
*inserts large squelchy looking chocolate fudge cake into chinproof safe, triple locks it and turns the forcefield onto max*
”

Originally Posted by tk096:
“Ooh lovely, I'll add some lemon curd muffins.

Had a busy day, some nice young men with enormous machinery cutting the grass for sileage. Giles was studying them intently ”

not sure which i fancy the most out the bits in bold
Giles is my dating advisor he was checking them out for suitability, i trust his judgement implicitly.
twassington
05-07-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“not sure which i fancy the most out the bits in bold
Giles is my dating advisor he was checking them out for suitability, i trust his judgement implicitly.”

Probably the one with the biggest machine
planets
05-07-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Probably the one with the biggest machine ”

i wouldn't be surprised

how are you today?
it's a weird old day here sunny very early then grim now windy with the odd patch of blue!!

i feel positively saintly was at the docs all morning then did my food shopping and my mum's bought her treats took it round(because i am on anti inflammation diet and can't eat anything nice i bought her tins of sweeties and boxes of cornettos and also one of those lovely chocolate twist things from the lidl pastry section sort of like a pain au chocolate, i felt like one of those weird Feeders who hold people hostage and feed them ) *puts bag of chocolate twists in the chins proof safe and resets forcefield*

i repotted my lupin cos it had grown so huge then i was filthy so had a shower then i thought i was too clean for my bed so did all the bedding....now i'm bloody exhausted!!!

in bed all day tomorrow i think. *thinks timed that well for men's quarter finals day*
tk096
05-07-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“i wouldn't be surprised

how are you today?
it's a weird old day here sunny very early then grim now windy with the odd patch of blue!!

i feel positively saintly was at the docs all morning then did my food shopping and my mum's bought her treats took it round(because i am on anti inflammation diet and can't eat anything nice i bought her tins of sweeties and boxes of cornettos and also one of those lovely chocolate twist things from the lidl pastry section sort of like a pain au chocolate, i felt like one of those weird Feeders who hold people hostage and feed them ) *puts bag of chocolate twists in the chins proof safe and resets forcefield*

i repotted my lupin cos it had grown so huge then i was filthy so had a shower then i thought i was too clean for my bed so did all the bedding....now i'm bloody exhausted!!! R

in bed all day tomorrow i think. *thinks timed that well for men's quarter finals day* ”

Giles does look after you!

Dull but dry here today, just hoping for some sun before we bale, probably on Thursday.

You've had a busy day, definitely bed tomorrow with all that nice fresh bedding.
planets
05-07-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Giles does look after you!

Dull but dry here today, just hoping for some sun before we bale, probably on Thursday.

You've had a busy day, definitely bed tomorrow with all that nice fresh bedding.”

He's an angel tk

hope it keeps dry for the hay.

you know you say "i'll just do this it will only be five minutes" and then it leads to a million other five minuteses that you might as well do now you've started? it was one of those days!

but i feel lovely now all clean and in bed with some jasmine tea watching the tennis!
twassington
05-07-2016
Cor! You've been busy, planets! I've been strimming the jungle, doing food shop and doing cat work and stuff. Are you allowed cheese scones on the anti inflammation diet? I expect all sugar is banned But cheeeeeeeeeeeese...............surely cheeeeeeeeeeeese is OK??

I did the clean self clean bed thing yesterday. My hair was still damp as I climbed in. Lovely feeling isn't it....clean everything!!
planets
05-07-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Cor! You've been busy, planets! I've been strimming the jungle, doing food shop and doing cat work and stuff. Are you allowed cheese scones on the anti inflammation diet? I expect all sugar is banned But cheeeeeeeeeeeese...............surely cheeeeeeeeeeeese is OK??

I did the clean self clean bed thing yesterday. My hair was still damp as I climbed in. Lovely feeling isn't it....clean everything!! ”

I'm not allowed protein because of the purines ...no cheese or eggs (i would murder a cheesey omlette)
i had some cheese to use up so i made some cheesey scones and put them in the freezer ready to pop in the oven if anyone comes round or when i can eat them again!!
no prosecco *sobs*

you've had a busy day too!!! yes indeed i love the clean self clean bed part of it all especially when you feel like you've achieved stuff. i love it when the garden looks all neat (it doesn't last long!!) you'r garden is HUGE though so you must be knackered! have you got any treats?
twassington
05-07-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“I'm not allowed protein because of the purines ...no cheese or eggs (i would murder a cheesey omlette)
i had some cheese to use up so i made some cheesey scones and put them in the freezer ready to pop in the oven if anyone comes round or when i can eat them again!!
no prosecco *sobs*

you've had a busy day too!!! yes indeed i love the clean self clean bed part of it all especially when you feel like you've achieved stuff. i love it when the garden looks all neat (it doesn't last long!!) you'r garden is HUGE though so you must be knackered! have you got any treats?”

I have some raspberries which I will have with ice cream Oh poor you on the cheese and egg front So you are basically living off vegetables and stuff? I can imagine you serving your guests the cheesy scones while drooling uncontrollably

The garden has been ALMOST licked for the time being. Just a tidy up needed and it will do for a couple of weeks
planets
05-07-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I have some raspberries which I will have with ice cream Oh poor you on the cheese and egg front So you are basically living off vegetables and stuff? I can imagine you serving your guests the cheesy scones while drooling uncontrollably

The garden has been ALMOST licked for the time being. Just a tidy up needed and it will do for a couple of weeks ”

oooo lovely!!
yes veggies and fruit
it was my aunt's 90th last sunday (not this one just been) and i had to bake loads of cakes and cheesey quiches the table was heaving with cakes and delicious cheesey things....i got to eat dry ryvita and some tuna fish

ooo well done i hope there's some sun so you can enjoy it! it will be looking splendid for miniTwass's visit!
chinchin
05-07-2016
*Nicks all food for self, scarpers*
twassington
05-07-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“oooo lovely!!
yes veggies and fruit
it was my aunt's 90th last sunday (not this one just been) and i had to bake loads of cakes and cheesey quiches the table was heaving with cakes and delicious cheesey things....i got to eat dry ryvita and some tuna fish

ooo well done i hope there's some sun so you can enjoy it! it will be looking splendid for miniTwass's visit!”

She arrives for her holiday on Friday! I will be gardening round her. I don't really sit much in the garden...well I perch for a minute or two then see something that needs dead heading or ...well you know how it is

Family parties always have tons of cheesey quiches don't they.....how long til you can have cheese again?

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Nicks all food for self, scarpers* ”

*sweeps up the ashes of chins and throws out of thread* Well, he was warned! *cuts self generous slice of cake*
planets
05-07-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“She arrives for her holiday on Friday! I will be gardening round her. I don't really sit much in the garden...well I perch for a minute or two then see something that needs dead heading or ...well you know how it is

Family parties always have tons of cheesey quiches don't they.....how long til you can have cheese again?

*sweeps up the ashes of chins and throws out of thread* Well, he was warned! *cuts self generous slice of cake* ”

Oh well done for sweeping that mess up i wonder what it was?

Until my bloods are better i guess
Still at least it's summer and there's all the lovely strawberries and things to eat
chinchin
05-07-2016
Erm, yer silly forcefield didn't work. Stooooooooooopid!
twassington
05-07-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“Oh well done for sweeping that mess up i wonder what it was?

Until my bloods are better i guess
Still at least it's summer and there's all the lovely strawberries and things to eat”

Tis true, the summer fruits are all delicious at the moment. I am waiting for my faves....greengages. Not long to wait! A short season but oh boy, are they delicious

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Erm, yer silly forcefield didn't work. Stooooooooooopid! ”

Well hello there ghost of chin. I hate to break it to you but you were incinerated in a flash. I daresay it hasn't occurred to you yet that you're now a spook. You got your just desserts and now we'll eat ours
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