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Cats aren't keen on bananas either!!
![]() I also discovered cheese went well with crumpets yesterday......it melts and falls down the holes in a most satisfying manner
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Cats aren't keen on bananas either!!
![]() I also discovered cheese went well with crumpets yesterday......it melts and falls down the holes in a most satisfying manner ![]() Upon returning my attention to the crumpet I noticed all the syrup had disappeared down through the holes and onto my leg. I now have a crumpet shaped burn on my thigh. |
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* Todays shopping list *
Cucumber Banana 20 more cats |
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* Todays shopping list *
Cucumber Banana 20 more cats |
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Taken out of context that could be construed as a very rude shopping list.
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Taken out of context that could be construed as a very rude shopping list.
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It's pretty suspect in context too.
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Cats aren't keen on bananas either!!
![]() I also discovered cheese went well with crumpets yesterday......it melts and falls down the holes in a most satisfying manner ![]() |
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Only to those of you with filthy minds. Shame on you all
![]() Speaking of rude stuff. 'Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone'. This is taken from 'List of the Lost' which has been nominated for the Bad Sex Award (the most terrible sex scenes in modern fiction). I suspect the regulars on this thread could compete with that. |
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You're the one writing rude stuff.
Speaking of rude stuff. 'Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone'. This is taken from 'List of the Lost' which has been nominated for the Bad Sex Award (the most terrible sex scenes in modern fiction). I suspect the regulars on this thread could compete with that. ![]() ![]() ![]() *Clutches planets' pearls* Adds carrots to shopping list and heads out in to the eye of Barney, never to be seen again |
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![]() ![]() ![]() *Clutches planets' pearls* Adds carrots to shopping list and heads out in to the eye of Barney, never to be seen again |
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You're the one writing rude stuff.
Speaking of rude stuff. 'Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone'. This is taken from 'List of the Lost' which has been nominated for the Bad Sex Award (the most terrible sex scenes in modern fiction). I suspect the regulars on this thread could compete with that. Strong mature cheddar is my crumpet melter of choice!! Picto please photograph your crumpet burn and post in here, or it didn't happen ![]() ![]() Where IS planets?? Is she well? Have they.......................................LET HER OUT???
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How about this then.
'Her mouth was intensely ovoid, an almond mouth, of citrus crescents. And under that sling, her breasts were like young fawns, sheep frolicking in hyssop…' From 'The Book of Numbers'. |
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How about this then.
'Her mouth was intensely ovoid, an almond mouth, of citrus crescents. And under that sling, her breasts were like young fawns, sheep frolicking in hyssop…' From 'The Book of Numbers'.
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*Nicks all food and cats, scarpers*
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I prefer Revelations myself. All that fire and passion!! Not that I believe any of that christian stuff but I do like a flaming sword
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Where IS planets?? Is she well? Have they.......................................LET HER OUT??? ![]() It would be a shame for her to miss out on a share of my riches. I won a humungous prize today whilst in the Co-op. I couldn't think of any better people to share my new found wealth with ..... *Leaves one cheese & chive crisp on everyone's platter* |
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Gas and air! Somebody! Quick!
I suspect your mind is as far into the gutter as my own ![]() Quote:
It's all gone very Bermuda Triangly mystery-ish.
It would be a shame for her to miss out on a share of my riches. I won a humungous prize today whilst in the Co-op. I couldn't think of any better people to share my new found wealth with ..... *Leaves one cheese & chive crisp on everyone's platter*
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How about this then.
'Her mouth was intensely ovoid, an almond mouth, of citrus crescents. And under that sling, her breasts were like young fawns, sheep frolicking in hyssop…' From 'The Book of Numbers'. |
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I suspect your mind is as far into the gutter as my own ![]() It was buy one get one free, wasn't it?? ![]() ![]() No. It was a real prize ![]() Apparently you get scanned into an auto prize draw at the checkout ![]() Now please everyone stop with the begging letters !!!!! I knew I should have remained anonymoose
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I prefer Revelations myself. All that fire and passion!! Not that I believe any of that christian stuff but I do like a flaming sword
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Still loads of chocolate roulade left. Its in the freezer shall I whip some out to defrost
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Still loads of chocolate roulade left. Its in the freezer shall I whip some out to defrost
I'm going on hunger strike till planets returns!(Once I've eaten my crisp) |
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*Nicks any remaining food for self, scarpers*
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*Nicks any remaining food for self, scarpers*
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I suspect your mind is as far into the gutter as my own 
