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Username Silliness (Part 3)
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tk096
19-07-2016
oh gods, 31° here, then at 5pm the heavens opened , thunder and lightening.

Got some lovely photos from my visitors a few weeks ago (well, apart from one of me looking almost dead at 5 am on the morning they left.).
tk096
19-07-2016
Thunder and lightning here tonight. Tropical
twassington
20-07-2016
I'm wondering if we will get the thunder here in Kent, nothing is forecast, but it was super hot and muggy yesterday. 35 in the shade in my garden at 3pm!!!! Scary temps.

*puts croissants and pains au chocolat in chin proof safe, locks and activates force field*
tk096
20-07-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm wondering if we will get the thunder here in Kent, nothing is forecast, but it was super hot and muggy yesterday. 35 in the shade in my garden at 3pm!!!! Scary temps.

*puts croissants and pains au chocolat in chin proof safe, locks and activates force field*”

Munches croissant. Much cooler here today, some rain. My washing machine has died, and it has all my cushion covers and sofa throw held hostage
twassington
20-07-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Munches croissant. Much cooler here today, some rain. My washing machine has died, and it has all my cushion covers and sofa throw held hostage ”

Oh no! I hate it when that happens......I hope you can prise it open and fish them out somehow. Luckily now my machine came with the cottage so it is down to the Landlord to get it fixed when it goes tits up. It leaked spectacularly the first year I was here and flooded the kitchen but since that fix job it has behaved *touches wood*
tk096
20-07-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ Oh no! I hate it when that happens......I hope you can prise it open and fish them out somehow. Luckily now my machine came with the cottage so it is down to the Landlord to get it fixed when it goes tits up. It leaked spectacularly the first year I was here and flooded the kitchen but since that fix job it has behaved *touches wood*”

Mr tk has spoken, machine is knackered (I had been hoping it was a fuse or something simple). So off on line and bought a new one, Bush washer/dryer, €437 delivered. Sorted! (Got washing out and it's gently dripping on the line).
twassington
20-07-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Mr tk has spoken, machine is knackered (I had been hoping it was a fuse or something simple). So off on line and bought a new one, Bush washer/dryer, €437 delivered. Sorted! (Got washing out and it's gently dripping on the line). ”

Good grief, and I was humphing about my toaster blowing up yesterday That's a lot of dosh!

Still at least you have your washing out of it
tk096
20-07-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Good grief, and I was humphing about my toaster blowing up yesterday That's a lot of dosh!

Still at least you have your washing out of it ”

Not a bad price for here (!)
twassington
20-07-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Not a bad price for here (!)”

I guess I've not had to buy a washing machine in about 10 years or so.....no idea what they cost
tk096
20-07-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I guess I've not had to buy a washing machine in about 10 years or so.....no idea what they cost ”

Got 4 years out of last one, which I thought was a bit poor, but it cost ©€400. So I should just about finish paying for it when the next one is needed! Now night, I'm off to bb
twassington
20-07-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Got 4 years out of last one, which I thought was a bit poor, but it cost ©€400. So I should just about finish paying for it when the next one is needed! Now night, I'm off to bb ”

Sleep well! I hope planets is getting some kip as well. I'll be off to bed shortly
tk096
21-07-2016
Whoop, back after a long day out (haircut and mammogram) hope everyone is ok.
twassington
21-07-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Whoop, back after a long day out (haircut and mammogram) hope everyone is ok.”

Nice haircut

Did you have the mammogram in one of those little mobile units? I had one last year in Morrison's carpark of all places
chinchin
21-07-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm wondering if we will get the thunder here in Kent, nothing is forecast, but it was super hot and muggy yesterday. 35 in the shade in my garden at 3pm!!!! Scary temps.

*puts croissants and pains au chocolat in chin proof safe, locks and activates force field*”

*Sends friend in who nicks all food and passes it on to me*
tk096
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Nice haircut

Did you have the mammogram in one of those little mobile units? I had one last year in Morrison's carpark of all places ”


In the cathedral car park!!!


Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Sends friend in who nicks all food and passes it on to me* ”

Oh please go away.
chinchin
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“In the cathedral car park!!!




Oh please go away.”

Not when there's food.
twassington
22-07-2016
There wasn't any food in the safe at that hour, you doofus! And if you sent a friend in the force field would have incinerated them

I think the Cathedral car park pips Morrisons as a bizarre place for a mammogram
tk096
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“There wasn't any food in the safe at that hour, you doofus! And if you sent a friend in the force field would have incinerated them

I think the Cathedral car park pips Morrisons as a bizarre place for a mammogram ”

Hi twass and everyone, hope you're well.

Yes, bizarre locations! But good to get the checks. Now it's nearly eviction time
chinchin
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Hi twass and everyone, hope you're well.

Yes, bizarre locations! But good to get the checks. Now it's nearly eviction time ”

"Fascinating" said Mr Spock raising one eyebrow as he did so.
planets
22-07-2016
*enters thread behind Chins, unseen. Tasers Chins*
twassington
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“*enters thread behind Chins, unseen. Tasers Chins*”

(((((((((((((((((planets))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) you're alive!!!

I saw a ghost poo in my garden earlier. I knew it was a sign
twassington
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“"Fascinating" said Mr Spock raising one eyebrow as he did so.”

*administers Vulcan death grip*
chinchin
22-07-2016
twassington
22-07-2016
planets
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“(((((((((((((((((planets))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) you're alive!!!

I saw a ghost poo in my garden earlier. I knew it was a sign ”

hellooooo!!!
the ghost poos never lie
i've been a bit poorly.....high fevers, emergency doctors driving to my house ...burst peritoneal abscess boooooooooooooooo

probably could do with some healing cake if there's any about.....

how long do you hold the the trigger down on a taser is this long enough yet?
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