I should do it for at least half an hour. I knew summat wasn't right You do have a lot of dodgy health scares!

Lemon drizzle?

half an hour ? it might make my fingers a bit sore but i'll battle through the pain

it's all from the same thing Twass i got so ill when i was in hospital for all those months and then the 22 months for the wound to heal i'm still not recovered or "better" from that. My last bloods have my inflammations rates 20 times what they are supposed to be and my doctor said "your bloods are great these are the best they've been for years"!!!!
it's all relative.
Chins has stopped screaming is that a good sign?
Lemon drizzle is my favourite!!!

You've fried him into submission

You've been so unfortunate, but you've also dodged the reaper on so many occasions it is clearly not your time. So I've every confidence that eventually you will recover from it all. At least you've clocked a decent blood reading by your own standards if not from anyone else's!!

OOOOOOPS it's been 40 minutes doesn't time fly when you're electrocuting people?

ha! yes fingers crossed i'll keep dodging the grim reaper.....i've not been right since i stopped eating cheese scones.....a couple of months back.....won't risk that again

how's everyone been? i haven't caught up yet....
*waves to tk* never had a mammogram in a car park but i've had a ct scan in a car park does that count?

I think cheese scones are the secret of good health meself. I prescribe eating several a day with plenty of butter on!

A CT scan?? Blimey! The things you can get in car parks. It's bad enough having your boobs manhandled and flattened never mind a CAT scan!

*prods CHins' inert body* he's very drooly i hope it doesn't stain the rug.....

you are right of course, i don't know what i was thinking, cheese scones got me healthy it was madness to stop eating them...
i've never had my cat scanned in a car park i must say it's all go in the south

have you had lovely hot weather? my timing was rubbish to get high fevers
luckily i had a freezer full of ice lollies so pineapple ice lolly at 3am for medicinal purposes
i had a strawberry cornetto for the first time it was delicious!

It's been scorchio....it clocked 35 in the shade in my garden on Tuesday! Set to be almost as hot tomorrow and Sunday. I've been living in a vest and shorts [not a pretty sight ] and staying out of the sun when possible.

I've been having a lolly a day and now I've run out


















Do you think he's still alive??

We had big thunder and lightning on wednesday i think it was...i've still got all the doors and windows open.....i've been living in very thin t shirt things!
i have lollies you can have!!! i have orange ones, lemonade ones, pineapple and raspberry ones and i have a box of those lidl passionfruit sorbets so help yourself!


i think he's still breathing....he's definitely still drooling ...

I guess if bodily fluids are being emitted he must still be functioning on some level. My what an array of goodies you have Mini twass came for her holibobs and rinsed my freezer entirely. The girl can eat for a lass who wears a size 8

I shall have to crawl off up the wooden stairs, I was up at six and done quite a lot of physical stuff today Cream crackered! It is very nice to see you back and sort of well in the planets version of wellness

*puts chins in empty paddling pool to collect the drool*
lovely to be back....don't worry if i'm not around much at the moment i feel like i've been hit by a bus and am constantly exhausted so sometimes i don't have the energy to lift the lappy up!!
sleep well! sweet dreams i hope the freezer fairies fill your freezer with goodies in the night! xxxx

There are freezer fairies??? In that case hopefully mini twisters, mivvies, pistachio magnums, pizza and king prawns please

Take care of yourself and rest up. Just sneak in when you have the energy. Sleep well, I will be gone in secondsssssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz xxxx

Yay! Excellent!


Seconded. Sleep well twass.

hey tk! hope all well with you and that the weather held for your baling and wrapping.

Well hello stranger! Flipping heck, can anything else go wrong?? Hope you're feeling a bit better.

Sileage all safe, wrapped and baled, Giles sends his love x

it's lovely not be having a fever!!! i hate them.
glad to hear the weather held for you....awh lovely giles xxxx *send cuddle for Giles* the highland coos are back at my mum's house!! she's really pleased i can't wait to see them!

we had an amzing sunset tonight the sky looked like orange flames!

Plenty of lollies for the fevers, doctor tk's orders.

Glad to hear the lovely show coos are back at your mum's.

Weather here is pretty appalling, dull and grey. No sunsets to be seen

yes doctor, i shall follow your treatment plan to the letter

oh no Twass said it's supposed to be a lovely weekend, hopefully for all of us

it's very close here hope it's more comfortable for you x

Got so cool here today I was back to a hoodie over t shirt and jeans!

Getting slightly excited about rumours David Cassidy may be going into cbb, that could be interesting

not so good in the day but it makes the night easier to sleep...

David Cassidy? any other rumours? i may even watch!!

Not even heard of any other entrants - Tulisa? Helen leder (tried to type her name at least 10 times and it came back as ordered.)

Tulisa was a chavvy "singer" in N-Dubz who got got done for assault and later drunk driving ....she was judge on some SImon Cowell show (don't ask me which one i don't watch any of them!!!) that's the extent of my Tulisa knowledge!! oh wait she was involved in a sting with the fake sheik guy where she procured him drugs but the case fell apart in court for some reason i can't remember....
Helen Lederer? Was /is a comedian/actress who came on the scene on the Young Ones she was in Ab Fab i'm sure you'd recognise her if you saw her she may even be a grumpy old woman!!

of course these are the rumours...what we'll get is someone from geordie shore and someone from Loose Women!!

Well yes exactly. Wanna see Mickie Dolenz in there.

Edit of course know and like Helen. Think a Monkee might go in
I
Hopes

are you a day dream believer?

Always!! Twass linked their latest you tube a few days ago, sorry can't do it, but it's so sweet. Even put deceased Davey in the cartoon.

oh i've not seen that i always had a soft spot for Peter Tork