Seems like it's a common complaint !! Hardly something to start a petition to the government about though is it maybe Dave will fly in to investigate on his new plane....?

I would like to think he and his colleagues have mor important and indeed constructive things to do with their time.

Indeed i hear he's flying in to sort out the bloody juddering on the forum

I believe he was called in to rewrite the script to make the scroll bars scroll again.

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE Dave has had to change his plans and won't be fixing the forum because OLA SAYS STRICTLY IS FIXED
she's going for the perma ban

I think Ola is enough to stimulate many a private member's bill.

nice work

am going to have a look outside and see what's happening.....you will have the live update shortly....

I thought you might have rearranged the word order there P. Waiting in eager anticipation for weather update.

tempted but i didn't wish to interfere

weather update: dry , blowing a gale and bloody freezing brrrrr stay in and get some tea.
I'm hoping our weather forecast has been wildly inaccurate we are supposed to have 8 inches of snow tomorrow and i have to meet the boiler man to get my heating fixed *eek*

I find 8 inches hard to believe unless you are very high. Doing nothing much of anythign here. I didn't venture out for a temperature check but not especially windy, not snowing not even raining.

My mum's is up on the tops a mile or so away from england's snowiest met office site *gasp*. One day there was this massive deluge of snow and when i went out in it i sunk up to mid thigh

sounds similar where i am.....it's very loud wind for some reaason though....

speaking of loud wind did you see the study by Exeter university that farting and smelling farts can prevent cancer?

What?

THIS could save your life you may thank me later.....i was fully expecting dozens of threads on it

I am sceptical I must say. I can see a sense in not surpressing them but the sniffing bit? WHat are we supposed to do fart in a jar?

weather update :
BLIZZARD WE HAVE WHITE OUT OCCURRING

Oh golly I wonder if we ahve anythig exciting happening

UN has passed resolution 2249 calling ISIS is an unprecedented global threat authorising "combat by all means". It also recognisies Al-Nusra Front and Al-Qaeda as constituting "a threat to international peace and security". Not sure why they left out Boko Haram.

Hard to take them seriosuly with a name that sounds like a 1960's band. Still not doing anything very interesting here weather wise although it is windier.

Now it has got windy. SO I have put a water bottle (hot) in my bed and I am going to join it. I like lying in bed listening to it howl outside. It feels all snuiggly and warm.

Night P xx

Night An sleep well xxxx

Maybe they're a whiter shade of pale

Although planets local ends sound like they are a bit like that

*farts and leaves* No need to thank me

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I have copied and pasted this bit of (what will be) delightful news to my son's fb page. When he wakes he will be delighted but disappointed that he and his friends didn't patent their idea of "farting in a box .. then sniffing" yet instead got exclusion from school.

IF only my Mum had know this all those years ago when she was a Tupperware demonstrator. They got credits for comeing up with new uses for products.

*Enters thread wearing biohazard suit*