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Old 18-09-2016, 22:33
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I knew you'd understand!!!

So this new religion of ours, meditating on the beauty around us whilst eating a roast pork sandwich? i can't see how we are not onto a winner with this Twass we'll have our own island in no time
We can rule the world with this philosophy. Although the pigs might have something to say about it Now it's slipping into Animal Farm territory

oh bugger i got so into our conversation i totally missed Poldark just need to pop off to the iplayer and see if he smoulders this week whilst taking an unnecessary ride along the cliff tops...
Aha, being a multi-tasker of epic proportions I managed to post in DS, drool over Poldark and chat to a pal in Facebook simultaneously I'm worn out now though so will crawl off to bed.

Sweet dreams and if you have trouble dropping off, count little piggies jumping over frying pans
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Old 18-09-2016, 22:35
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We can rule the world with this philosophy. Although the pigs might have something to say about it Now it's slipping into Animal Farm territory



Aha, being a multi-tasker of epic proportions I managed to post in DS, drool over Poldark and chat to a pal in Facebook simultaneously I'm worn out now though so will crawl off to bed.

Sweet dreams and if you have trouble dropping off, count little piggies jumping over frying pans
you are a multi-media goddess!!!
Night night xxxx thanks for all the laughs
if we made the piggies drink tk's cider we wouldn't have to make apple sauce they'd all ready be self seasoned with apple.... sleep well x
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Old 18-09-2016, 22:36
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if you have trouble dropping off, count little piggies jumping over frying pans
Pinky pigs ?
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Old 18-09-2016, 22:37
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I'll try my best
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Old 18-09-2016, 22:41
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you are a multi-media goddess!!!
Night night xxxx thanks for all the laughs
if we made the piggies drink tk's cider we wouldn't have to make apple sauce they'd all ready be self seasoned with apple.... sleep well x
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Old 18-09-2016, 22:41
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*rushes in to thread*
for the attention of tk

the book i was trying to think of was The Poor Mouth!!! hoorah i'd have been up all night trying to remember!!

pork sandwich Sleeps? *meditates on the beauty of the sandwich*
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Old 19-09-2016, 15:58
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*waits for blood test results*

I have a roast pork sandwich in one hand and six strawberries and a lettuce leaf in the other .......
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Old 19-09-2016, 18:33
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*waits for blood test results*

I have a roast pork sandwich in one hand and six strawberries and a lettuce leaf in the other .......
you mustbe exhausted! have you eaten the sandwichyet?
i don't get the results til wednesday
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Old 19-09-2016, 18:49
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you mustbe exhausted! have you eaten the sandwichyet?
i don't get the results til wednesday
I haven't!!! Get it down you

So is it another couple of days of feasting on flesh?
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Old 19-09-2016, 18:57
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I haven't!!! Get it down you

So is it another couple of days of feasting on flesh?
*noises similar to a lion eating an antelope*

not to the extent of yesterday but i did buy some chicken to have a chicken salad
is meat some kind of sleeping pill? after months of insomnia i have a bit of meat and i can't keep my eyes open
is how i should be is how i've been all day

how was reiki? are you feeling groovy?
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Old 19-09-2016, 19:23
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For what it's worth slightly better photos on here.

Wish I knew how to do it on DS.

http://www.thesleepingdogs.net/viewt...1fcf4#p1222809
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Old 19-09-2016, 19:23
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I certainly am....It was a very pleasant experience and being me I tripped off into the netherworld quite early on...saw all manner of odd visions and even heard things that weren't there but all sorts can happen during the treatment.

If you think of lions, after they've wolfed down an antelope they SLEEP FOR 3 DAYS. You need meat. Nutrition and rest to repair yourself. Dr Twass has spoken
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Old 19-09-2016, 19:25
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For what it's worth slightly better photos on here.

Wish I knew how to do it on DS.

http://www.thesleepingdogs.net/viewt...1fcf4#p1222809
Those are very intricate drawings!!
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Old 19-09-2016, 19:27
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Those are very intricate drawings!!
Thanks - no bugger else will ever see them so I thought I may as well stick them online.
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Old 19-09-2016, 19:33
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Thanks - no bugger else will ever see them so I thought I may as well stick them online.
Good idea, although the quiet backwaters of chatter won't get a wide audience I guess.....you could make a facebook page as a showcase for your artworks!
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Old 19-09-2016, 19:33
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I certainly am....It was a very pleasant experience and being me I tripped off into the netherworld quite early on...saw all manner of odd visions and even heard things that weren't there but all sorts can happen during the treatment.

If you think of lions, after they've wolfed down an antelope they SLEEP FOR 3 DAYS. You need meat. Nutrition and rest to repair yourself. Dr Twass has spoken
It should be called Groovi rather than Reiki
i like that weird floaty groovy feeling after a session

I had forgotten that salient fact
I thought my pork had been laced with temazepam
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Old 19-09-2016, 19:35
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It should be called Groovi rather than Reiki
i like that weird floaty groovy feeling after a session

I had forgotten that salient fact
I thought my pork had been laced with temazepam
I think it's just food coma setting in. Same for us all....think of the entire nation after Christmas dinner!
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Old 19-09-2016, 19:54
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I think it's just food coma setting in. Same for us all....think of the entire nation after Christmas dinner!
hahahahhaha Food coma

turkey gives me narcolepsy
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Old 19-09-2016, 19:58
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hahahahhaha Food coma

turkey gives me narcolepsy
Doctors of insomniac disorders really should take note! Take three pork chops at bedtime tp be sure of a good night's kip
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Old 19-09-2016, 20:01
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Doctors of insomniac disorders really should take note! Take three pork chops at bedtime tp be sure of a good night's kip
God that sounds delicious...er i mean efficacious.
I like the sound of your hospital Dr Twass, I'm going to try and get a referral from my GP
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Old 19-09-2016, 20:17
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God that sounds delicious...er i mean efficacious.
I like the sound of your hospital Dr Twass, I'm going to try and get a referral from my GP
Fantastic!

*hastily orders white coat and plastic stethoscope on eBay and buys half a cow and several pigs from the butcher*
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Old 19-09-2016, 22:12
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*rushes in to thread*
for the attention of tk

the book i was trying to think of was The Poor Mouth!!! hoorah i'd have been up all night trying to remember!!

pork sandwich Sleeps? *meditates on the beauty of the sandwich*
Don't know it planets, but will investigate.

For what it's worth slightly better photos on here.

Wish I knew how to do it on DS.

http://www.thesleepingdogs.net/viewt...1fcf4#p1222809
Lovely pictures Keyser, they make me feel nostalgic. Are they from up north?
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Old 19-09-2016, 22:21
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Fantastic!

*hastily orders white coat and plastic stethoscope on eBay and buys half a cow and several pigs from the butcher*
Comes in as nursie with loads of ice lollies.
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Old 19-09-2016, 22:25
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Comes in as nursie with loads of ice lollies.
that woke me up

Lemonade ice lolly please nurse

The Poor Mouth by Flann O'Brien (haven't read since i was 16 ) is a fantastic satire set in a fictitious village called Corkadoragha in western Ireland. My main memory is of Ambrose the foul smelling pig who lived in the house and it grew so fat they couldn't get it out of the door.
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Old 19-09-2016, 22:51
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that woke me up

Lemonade ice lolly please nurse

The Poor Mouth by Flann O'Brien (haven't read since i was 16 ) is a fantastic satire set in a fictitious village called Corkadoragha in western Ireland. My main memory is of Ambrose the foul smelling pig who lived in the house and it grew so fat they couldn't get it out of the door.
Will seek it out asap, ordered new tablet tonight as tablet doctor told me it was beyond rescue. Lemonade ice lolly for planets!! Nite all
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