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*grabs taser and gives it to Bob in the bread basket* Does that answer your question??
you made toast
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Thankfully I had on me body armour.
*grins* *calls Chinchin*
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*Nicks all toast and marmalade, scarpers*
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*Nicks all toast and marmalade, scarpers*
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Twass did you cast some kind of spell last night to make my brother phone me?!
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Twass did you cast some kind of spell last night to make my brother phone me?!
![]() Maybe! ![]() So....when are you getting GOT?
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Maybe! ![]() So....when are you getting GOT? ![]() ![]() Not sure, but he did mention ordering it!!! now if you can just arrange for my spare room to be miraculously tidy that would be great
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#7459 |
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good work
![]() Not sure, but he did mention ordering it!!! now if you can just arrange for my spare room to be miraculously tidy that would be great ![]() ![]() The bees in my chimney all went bonkers for an hour or so today....I went to go out shopping, opened the door and all I could hear was the loudest BUZZING! The garden was full of them milling about, thousands of 'em. The chimney pot was black with them. There are no shortage of honey bees round these here parts for sure! They seem to be settling back down....I suspect they were not keen on me lighting the fire at the weekend. But they'll have to get used to that. Maybe I melted their honey stores
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Let me have a look in my crystal ball........................oh dear me no, that's not possible even for magick!
![]() The bees in my chimney all went bonkers for an hour or so today....I went to go out shopping, opened the door and all I could hear was the loudest BUZZING! The garden was full of them milling about, thousands of 'em. The chimney pot was black with them. There are no shortage of honey bees round these here parts for sure! They seem to be settling back down....I suspect they were not keen on me lighting the fire at the weekend. But they'll have to get used to that. Maybe I melted their honey stores ![]() ![]() should i drive down and use my bee whispering skills? how strange, have you used The Google to see if there's any information on their beehaviour?
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oh no!!! damn magick
![]() should i drive down and use my bee whispering skills? how strange, have you used The Google to see if there's any information on their beehaviour? ![]() Maybe they were all like "DOWN WITH PESTICIDES" and "BAN THE FERTILISERS". THey didn't all poo on my washing as they do when they swarm for real in the summer though so that was a bonus
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*hastily makes up spare room bed for bee whisperer to stay in*
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Yes, it said if you had swarm like activity in Autumn it was likely abandonment of their nest. Which would mean they wouldn't survive the winter. However, they all seem very firmly attached to my chimney. They don't come in the house, and they don't bother me, so they are welcome to stay but I will be lighting the fire in the evenings! Maybe there was some kind of big bee protest going on if my farmer is using non bee friendly stuff on the fields
Maybe they were all like "DOWN WITH PESTICIDES" and "BAN THE FERTILISERS". THey didn't all poo on my washing as they do when they swarm for real in the summer though so that was a bonus ![]() oh i hope they don't all freeze to death due to moving out of the nest before finding new accommodation ![]() at least it wasn't a dirty protest so that's something, did it look like THIS? |
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beezarre beehaviour
oh i hope they don't all freeze to death due to moving out of the nest before finding new accommodation ![]() at least it wasn't a dirty protest so that's something, did it look like THIS? Not really...these are honey bees, they aren't bright yellow and stripey...more brownish. ![]() It's been warm in the sun today which may have brought them out...chillier now. I will nip out and check the chimneypot situation! |
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Just watching the Great British Menu - since when was Buckinghamshire in the North East ?
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Just watching the Great British Menu - since when was Buckinghamshire in the North East ?
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It's home counties dahlink!
![]() ![]() up here Yorkshire is considered "down south" so god knows what bucks is (probably regarded as foreign )
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i know! but it#s the North East region this week they said North East a millions times then the first chef they go to is from Buckinghamshire
![]() up here Yorkshire is considered "down south" so god knows what bucks is (probably regarded as foreign ) Did they mean North East midlands?
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What about the denizens of Kent like myself?? I'm way farther south than Buckinghamshire
Did they mean North East midlands? ![]() ![]() nope definitely North East as in why aye pet...most bizarre....how are the bees reacting to the fire tonight? |
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you're practically in antarctica
![]() nope definitely North East as in why aye pet...most bizarre....how are the bees reacting to the fire tonight? It's blazing away like a good 'un though and I am as warm as toast
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No idea, it's black as pitch outside I can't see anything
It's blazing away like a good 'un though and I am as warm as toast ![]() ![]() ![]() don't mention toast we'll be flooded with food thieves ![]() they are probably enjoying CHins curry in the shed
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![]() ![]() don't mention toast we'll be flooded with food thieves ![]() they are probably enjoying CHins curry in the shed ![]() ![]() By the way..........
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Bless them. Probably head first in the mango chutney
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They will probably mistake them for bombay mix
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*erects barbed wire fence round thread perimeters* You can't be too careful you know!
![]() hope tk is ok haven't seen her around for a few days
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you made toast 


Maybe! 

It's blazing away like a good 'un though and I am as warm as toast