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Old 10-10-2016, 22:17
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we might need stronger defenses, that farmer bob might ram raid us with his tractor

hope tk is ok haven't seen her around for a few days
Hope all's OK on the farm

I wonder how Moose is as well....not heard from her in aeons!
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Old 10-10-2016, 22:56
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Hope all's OK on the farm

I wonder how Moose is as well....not heard from her in aeons!
Ahem I'm here with my yardbrush and hosepipe, what a mess!
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Old 11-10-2016, 07:57
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Ahem I'm here with my yardbrush and hosepipe, what a mess!
Floodings? Incontinent cows???
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Old 11-10-2016, 08:41
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*looks around *
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Old 11-10-2016, 08:52
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Ah..mystery solved. Bob had a dose of the trots
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Old 11-10-2016, 11:38
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the last 4 posts really made me laugh

i'm putting off tidying the spare room and decided lying in bed with a cup of tea is much more crucial
i'd love a bacon sandwich.....
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Old 11-10-2016, 15:00
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Is this the confession to naughtiness thread?

I confess i've been naughty
I couldn't think what to have for lunch and i had to go to Spar for some milk and their cunning marketing and display skills forced me to buy some garlicy Boursin against my will.

I've just had my first cheese since march on crumpets and i'm on some sort of dairy high *floats round thread*
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Old 11-10-2016, 15:16
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Is this the confession to naughtiness thread?

I confess i've been naughty
I couldn't think what to have for lunch and i had to go to Spar for some milk and their cunning marketing and display skills forced me to buy some garlicy Boursin against my will.

I've just had my first cheese since march on crumpets and i'm on some sort of dairy high *floats round thread*
Good on you!

Off to dentist for a check up, will pop into Lidl for a few bits, any orders?
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Old 11-10-2016, 15:17
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Is this the confession to naughtiness thread?

I confess i've been naughty
I couldn't think what to have for lunch and i had to go to Spar for some milk and their cunning marketing and display skills forced me to buy some garlicy Boursin against my will.

I've just had my first cheese since march on crumpets and i'm on some sort of dairy high *floats round thread*
Oh I love boursin. Du pan, du vin, du boursin - say it all really.
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Old 11-10-2016, 15:17
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Whoah, transcendental cheese maaan! I bet it tasted divine. Life without cheese isn't living
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Old 11-10-2016, 15:18
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Good on you!

Off to dentist for a check up, will pop into Lidl for a few bits, any orders?
Blueberry muffins, cheese topped rolls and some bacon for planets please!
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Old 11-10-2016, 15:18
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Ah..mystery solved. Bob had a dose of the trots
. Everything fine on farm, had a few broadband issues but seems to have settled down. Any Lidl orders?

Eta - just seen it!
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Old 11-10-2016, 15:19
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Good on you!

Off to dentist for a check up, will pop into Lidl for a few bits, any orders?
mmmm i'd love a virtual pecan slice please tk!!
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Old 11-10-2016, 15:19
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Let me have a look in my crystal ball........................oh dear me no, that's not possible even for magick!

The bees in my chimney all went bonkers for an hour or so today....I went to go out shopping, opened the door and all I could hear was the loudest BUZZING! The garden was full of them milling about, thousands of 'em. The chimney pot was black with them. There are no shortage of honey bees round these here parts for sure! They seem to be settling back down....I suspect they were not keen on me lighting the fire at the weekend. But they'll have to get used to that. Maybe I melted their honey stores
You wrote that as if it is the most natural thing in the world to have bees in yoru chimney and everyone does.
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Old 11-10-2016, 15:19
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Blueberry muffins, cheese topped rolls and some bacon for planets please!
good thinking Twass i've been craving bacon sandwiches for days it was only my out of body cheese experience that made me forget
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Old 11-10-2016, 15:23
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You wrote that as if it is the most natural thing in the world to have bees in yoru chimney and everyone does.
I tend to forget other follks don't have three oast houses in their back yard, a medieval barn that's a listed building, bees in the chimney and cows and sheep in the fields surrounding All those things belong to the farmer except for me bees. They belong to themselves
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Old 11-10-2016, 15:24
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Oh I love boursin. Du pan, du vin, du boursin - say it all really.
It really is divine *hears choirs of angels singing their agreement*

Whoah, transcendental cheese maaan! I bet it tasted divine. Life without cheese isn't living
It was truly the nectar of the gods, although now i want to binge eat the whole pack
i love cheese.
Garlicy cheesey crumpets and tea there's plenty for everyone!

*activates chinproof fence round thread*
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Old 11-10-2016, 15:25
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You wrote that as if it is the most natural thing in the world to have bees in yoru chimney and everyone does.
you don't have bees in the chimney?


these poor deprived city folk Twass, my heart bleeds for their unbeeliveably desperate lives
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Old 11-10-2016, 15:41
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Good on you!

Off to dentist for a check up, will pop into Lidl for a few bits, any orders?

You could get some tasty fillings.
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Old 11-10-2016, 15:54
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You could get some tasty fillings.


ba dum tsssssh
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Old 11-10-2016, 15:59
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Very sorry, I was distracted.

In a different place I meant to ask, has anyone read a book of short stories called "Pond" by Claire-Louise Bennett?

I have no idea where I have mislaid that post.
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Old 11-10-2016, 16:03
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Very sorry, I was distracted.

In a different place I meant to ask, has anyone read a book of short stories called "Pond" by Claire-Louise Bennett?

I have no idea where I have mislaid that post.
I haven't been able to find your post sadly

Haven't read Pond but did a quick google and it sounds good so i've put it on my list of things to read - let me know what it's like if you read it, the reviews sound interesting.
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Old 11-10-2016, 16:07
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you don't have bees in the chimney?


these poor deprived city folk Twass, my heart bleeds for their unbeeliveably desperate lives
I'd struggle to live in a small village now I'm used to the rural wilderness and only the odd bloke on a tractor in the distance now and then

Not read Pond. Let me know if any good
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Old 11-10-2016, 16:09
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I haven't been able to find your post sadly

Haven't read Pond but did a quick google and it sounds good so i've put it on my list of things to read - let me know what it's like if you read it, the reviews sound interesting.
I ordered it yesterday, it arrived at lunch. I have read half of it. There are a lot of bees and cows in it and an awful lot of creative writing.

No idea why I dropped my post here.
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Old 11-10-2016, 16:11
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I ordered it yesterday, it arrived at lunch. I have read half of it. There are a lot of bees and cows in it and an awful lot of creative writing.

No idea why I dropped my post here.
bees and cows you say?
can't imagine why you mentioned it in here hoppyuppy

i mentioned Flann O'Brien's The Poor Mouth a while back, you might enjoy that.
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