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bees and cows you say?
can't imagine why you mentioned it in here hoppyuppy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() i mentioned Flann O'Brien's The Poor Mouth a while back, you might enjoy that. I will check The Poor Moth out next.
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So far, no asses or faggots!
I will check The Poor Moth out next. ![]() ![]() ![]()
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#7503 |
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So far, no asses or faggots!
I will check The Poor Moth out next. ![]() ![]() The Poor Moth eh? haven't read that one either *goes off to google* |
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#7504 |
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can't say i'm keen on offal
![]() The Poor Moth eh? haven't read that one either *goes off to google* If I have created any misunderstanding re the offal, please explain on my behalf. I do hope I have the right person relating to BB, it was a while ago. You will enjoy Pond, that is not an order.
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#7505 |
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I'll get my cape.
If I have created any misunderstanding re the offal, please explain on my behalf. I do hope I have the right person relating to BB, it was a while ago. You will enjoy Pond, that is not an order. ![]() BiB made me laugh!
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i think i know who you are talking about, our special little visitor who was a bit obsessed with talking about asses and complained about the cows and cake.....?
BiB made me laugh! ![]()
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i think i know who you are talking about, our special little visitor who was a bit obsessed with talking about asses and complained about the cows and cake.....?
BiB made me laugh! ![]()
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Alexander O'Neal V Perez, we had a brief exchange.
![]() ![]() i've just written a long explanation about completely the wrong incident ![]() i did a quick google and found THIS from about post 54 onwards ![]() EDIT TO ADD hoppyuppy i found it!!! click here |
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i've got totally sidetracked and read a whole bunch of old BB threads i have no memory of posting in
![]() i found the thread where i finally met Kav's one fan - it was very emotional ![]() ![]()
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I rang my cousin and then could not get an word in for an hour and a half, I know all the ailments and disasters her family have and she knows nothing about me and mine
Ah well. I did me duty
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I rang my cousin and then could not get an word in for an hour and a half, I know all the ailments and disasters her family have and she knows nothing about me and mine
Ah well. I did me duty ![]() i used to be able to empathise and console for hours but my tolerance for it has dropped substantially. ![]() have you got anything nice you can have as a reward? *offers crumpet and boursin* |
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i hate calls like that i have a cousin who's very similar it's exhausting listening to unrelenting misery - often when there's nothing to moan about anyway.
i used to be able to empathise and console for hours but my tolerance for it has dropped substantially. ![]() have you got anything nice you can have as a reward? *offers crumpet and boursin* ![]() I'm very grateful for my little rented cottage and my little Toyota Aygo Ice that's six years old and my wardrobe from charity shops and Primani. I think the main difference between us is that I count my blessings and she seems to count her curses!
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Ooh yes please! That will go with my meagre rations of brown rice and channa dhal a treat. The thing is, my cousin is very wealthy and was talking about their various cars and the cost of them [one was 80 grand] and all the properties they own and the foreign holibobs that went wrong etc etc. And I am like....you are my cuz but we literally have NOTHING in common. I heard every ailment she and her husband have had. She didn't ask me if I'd been well. Which I have but that's not the point
![]() I'm very grateful for my little rented cottage and my little Toyota Aygo Ice that's six years old and my wardrobe from charity shops and Primani. I think the main difference between us is that I count my blessings and she seems to count her curses! ![]() My mum's half sister married a very rich man twice her age, he died years ago and she sold a factory for £600,000 and a property in florida and one in north carolina for god knows how much and now rings my mum up every saturday for hours to complain her hundreds of thousands of pounds of savings are getting low interest ![]() my mum and i spent the meagre savings we had on getting a top surgeon to save my life after the first one nearly killed me. she got a chest infection on her £5000 cruise 18 months ago and is still complaining to my mum about how ill she was (with a cough!!!) some people are weird aren't they? never happy
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She sounds just like my aunt!
My mum's half sister married a very rich man twice her age, he died years ago and she sold a factory for £600,000 and a property in florida and one in north carolina for god knows how much and now rings my mum up every saturday for hours to complain her hundreds of thousands of pounds of savings are getting low interest ![]() my mum and i spent the meagre savings we had on getting a top surgeon to save my life after the first one nearly killed me. she got a chest infection on her £5000 cruise 18 months ago and is still complaining to my mum about how ill she was (with a cough!!!) some people are weird aren't they? never happy ![]()
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It does seem that way planets. She has had some health issues and a car accident down the years, but then so have I. You put these things behind you. It's the same every time we speak but I felt guilty not having spoken in about 18 months so gave her a bell. We were very close as children. Our mums are sisters. I guess for some of us, we see a lack of perspective when a basically very lucky person moans endlessly about relatively trivial things.
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All relatives should be given a bell, distant ones even afford a Klaxon.
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*speeds through with blueberry muffins, cheese topped rolls, bacon and pecan slices*
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*speeds through with blueberry muffins, cheese topped rolls, bacon and pecan slices*
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you don't have bees in the chimney?
![]() these poor deprived city folk Twass, my heart bleeds for their unbeeliveably desperate lives ![]() |
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Don't even have a chimney. I got stung by a wasp last week though - does that count for ought?
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No chimbley??? How is Santa going to bring your presents?
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Oh he crossed me off the list years ago on the grounds that I am a very naughty girl often.
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I manage to be naughty AND hide it from Santa
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Oh he crossed me off the list years ago on the grounds that I am a very naughty girl often.
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I could have used a Klaxon to interrupt long enough to get a word in myself
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*speeds through with blueberry muffins, cheese topped rolls, bacon and pecan slices*
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Don't even have a chimney. I got stung by a wasp last week though - does that count for ought?
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![]() ![]() ![]() I manage to be naughty AND hide it from Santa ![]() ![]() ![]()
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