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Why was tk096 beating up the coat stand? Bloomin' nutters!
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Why was tk096 beating up the coat stand? Bloomin' nutters!
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...OijBESsqzr96oQ *eats chocolate muffin* oh these are good
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*whacks chin unconscious with coat stand*
*eats chocolate muffin* oh these are good ![]() Flamin' kidneys, grrr. |
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*Thinks to self, I'm unconscious, stooooooooopid!*
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*Thinks to self, I'm unconscious, stooooooooopid!*
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Graciously throws bucket of water on chins. All better now
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*tasers wet Chins for extra special effect*
. That really brightens him up!Must go and warm plates, mrk has promised to bring home fish and chips tonight
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. That really brightens him up!Must go and warm plates, mrk has promised to bring home fish and chips tonight ![]() |
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Poor, poor chin!
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Evening all! Mini twass and I have had the most lovely fish n chips from the village van. FAB!!
Complete with mushy peas!
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Evening all! Mini twass and I have had the most lovely fish n chips from the village van. FAB!!
Complete with mushy peas! |
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Poor, poor chin!
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Oh you poor thing, just stop stealing. Here, have a chocolate muffin
![]() *tasers Chins just as he goes to take first bite of muffin* he'll soon be conditioned if we stick to the regime ![]() think of it as a pavlovian experiment. soon he will associate delicious cakes with being violently electrocuted and the thieving will stop.
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oh he'll never learn like that tk
*tasers Chins just as he goes to take first bite of muffin* he'll soon be conditioned if we stick to the regime ![]() think of it as a pavlovian experiment. soon he will associate delicious cakes with being violently electrocuted and the thieving will stop. ![]() we could also try the blood eagle ...might be a bit messy. |
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Excellent, I bow to your knowledge.
we could also try the blood eagle ...might be a bit messy.
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oh he'll never learn like that tk
*tasers Chins just as he goes to take first bite of muffin* he'll soon be conditioned if we stick to the regime ![]() think of it as a pavlovian experiment. soon he will associate delicious cakes with being violently electrocuted and the thieving will stop. ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Well i'm sure there's some plastic sheeting around.....let's say blood eagle, if the tasering doesn't work, i think Twass would want to be here for that, so it will have to be after mini Twass has gone home.
![]() Got loads of black plastic here, just say the word. |
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oh he'll never learn like that tk
*tasers Chins just as he goes to take first bite of muffin* he'll soon be conditioned if we stick to the regime ![]() think of it as a pavlovian experiment. soon he will associate delicious cakes with being violently electrocuted and the thieving will stop. ![]() Quote:
Excellent, I bow to your knowledge.
we could also try the blood eagle ...might be a bit messy. ![]() ![]() You two are defo descended from Vikings!!! However, count me in It will teach the thieving wee toad a lesson!
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oh he'll never learn like that tk
*tasers Chins just as he goes to take first bite of muffin* he'll soon be conditioned if we stick to the regime ![]() think of it as a pavlovian experiment. soon he will associate delicious cakes with being violently electrocuted and the thieving will stop. ![]() I am off to the market shortly. Any special requests I will get muffins and crumpets I think. we seem to be quite well stocked on sweet treats and P is right it is crumpet season (fhannnaar). Crumpets, cheese and some of my home made chutney will go down very nicely with Strictly tonight I think. |
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Excellent, I bow to your knowledge.
we could also try the blood eagle ...might be a bit messy.
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I think he likes it. IT gives him a buzz and perks up the bits other stimuli can't reach.
I am off to the market shortly. Any special requests I will get muffins and crumpets I think. we seem to be quite well stocked on sweet treats and P is right it is crumpet season (fhannnaar). Crumpets, cheese and some of my home made chutney will go down very nicely with Strictly tonight I think. ![]() thanks An i'll pop the kettle on! it's freezing here sort of sleeting
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Also just like to announce as of 25 minutes ago Andy Murray became the World Number 1 which is amazing
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Also just like to announce as of 25 minutes ago Andy Murray became the World Number 1 which is amazing
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. That really brightens him up!
Complete with mushy peas!
