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Old 04-11-2016, 16:51
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Why was tk096 beating up the coat stand? Bloomin' nutters!

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Old 04-11-2016, 16:52
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Why was tk096 beating up the coat stand? Bloomin' nutters!

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*whacks chin unconscious with coat stand*

*eats chocolate muffin*

oh these are good
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Old 04-11-2016, 16:59
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*whacks chin unconscious with coat stand*

*eats chocolate muffin*

oh these are good
Well done! They're really good aren't they? Very moist and rich.

Flamin' kidneys, grrr.
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Old 04-11-2016, 17:01
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Old 04-11-2016, 17:12
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Old 04-11-2016, 17:13
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*Thinks to self, I'm unconscious, stooooooooopid!*
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Old 04-11-2016, 17:30
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*Thinks to self, I'm unconscious, stooooooooopid!*
Graciously throws bucket of water on chins. All better now
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Old 04-11-2016, 17:51
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Graciously throws bucket of water on chins. All better now
*tasers wet Chins for extra special effect*
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Old 04-11-2016, 18:20
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*tasers wet Chins for extra special effect*
. That really brightens him up!

Must go and warm plates, mrk has promised to bring home fish and chips tonight
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Old 04-11-2016, 18:23
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. That really brightens him up!

Must go and warm plates, mrk has promised to bring home fish and chips tonight
oooo that sounds lovely enjoy!!
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Old 04-11-2016, 18:38
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Poor, poor chin!
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Old 04-11-2016, 18:57
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Evening all! Mini twass and I have had the most lovely fish n chips from the village van. FAB!! Complete with mushy peas!
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Old 04-11-2016, 20:54
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Evening all! Mini twass and I have had the most lovely fish n chips from the village van. FAB!! Complete with mushy peas!
Nothing like fish'n'chips!! *Licks chops*
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Old 04-11-2016, 20:56
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Oh you poor thing, just stop stealing. Here, have a chocolate muffin
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Old 04-11-2016, 21:01
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Oh you poor thing, just stop stealing. Here, have a chocolate muffin
oh he'll never learn like that tk
*tasers Chins just as he goes to take first bite of muffin*

he'll soon be conditioned if we stick to the regime
think of it as a pavlovian experiment. soon he will associate delicious cakes with being violently electrocuted and the thieving will stop.
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Old 04-11-2016, 21:18
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oh he'll never learn like that tk
*tasers Chins just as he goes to take first bite of muffin*

he'll soon be conditioned if we stick to the regime
think of it as a pavlovian experiment. soon he will associate delicious cakes with being violently electrocuted and the thieving will stop.
Excellent, I bow to your knowledge.

we could also try the blood eagle ...might be a bit messy.
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Old 04-11-2016, 21:22
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Excellent, I bow to your knowledge.

we could also try the blood eagle ...might be a bit messy.
Well i'm sure there's some plastic sheeting around.....let's say blood eagle, if the tasering doesn't work, i think Twass would want to be here for that, so it will have to be after mini Twass has gone home.
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Old 04-11-2016, 21:42
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oh he'll never learn like that tk
*tasers Chins just as he goes to take first bite of muffin*

he'll soon be conditioned if we stick to the regime
think of it as a pavlovian experiment. soon he will associate delicious cakes with being violently electrocuted and the thieving will stop.


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Old 04-11-2016, 22:27
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Well i'm sure there's some plastic sheeting around.....let's say blood eagle, if the tasering doesn't work, i think Twass would want to be here for that, so it will have to be after mini Twass has gone home.
Oh I'm too soft for my own good.

Got loads of black plastic here, just say the word.
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Old 05-11-2016, 08:58
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oh he'll never learn like that tk
*tasers Chins just as he goes to take first bite of muffin*

he'll soon be conditioned if we stick to the regime
think of it as a pavlovian experiment. soon he will associate delicious cakes with being violently electrocuted and the thieving will stop.
Excellent, I bow to your knowledge.

we could also try the blood eagle ...might be a bit messy.
You two are defo descended from Vikings!!! However, count me in It will teach the thieving wee toad a lesson!
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Old 05-11-2016, 14:29
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oh he'll never learn like that tk
*tasers Chins just as he goes to take first bite of muffin*

he'll soon be conditioned if we stick to the regime
think of it as a pavlovian experiment. soon he will associate delicious cakes with being violently electrocuted and the thieving will stop.
I think he likes it. IT gives him a buzz and perks up the bits other stimuli can't reach.

I am off to the market shortly. Any special requests I will get muffins and crumpets I think. we seem to be quite well stocked on sweet treats and P is right it is crumpet season (fhannnaar). Crumpets, cheese and some of my home made chutney will go down very nicely with Strictly tonight I think.
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Old 05-11-2016, 14:30
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Excellent, I bow to your knowledge.

we could also try the blood eagle ...might be a bit messy.
Oh no peeps - too much, too much!
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Old 05-11-2016, 14:50
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I think he likes it. IT gives him a buzz and perks up the bits other stimuli can't reach.

I am off to the market shortly. Any special requests I will get muffins and crumpets I think. we seem to be quite well stocked on sweet treats and P is right it is crumpet season (fhannnaar). Crumpets, cheese and some of my home made chutney will go down very nicely with Strictly tonight I think.
some cheesey scones please!!! oh and some humous for my crumpets please
thanks An i'll pop the kettle on! it's freezing here sort of sleeting
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Old 05-11-2016, 14:59
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Also just like to announce as of 25 minutes ago Andy Murray became the World Number 1 which is amazing
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Old 05-11-2016, 16:07
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Also just like to announce as of 25 minutes ago Andy Murray became the World Number 1 which is amazing
The world's number one mint factory??
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