Originally Posted by twassington:
“She's not penetrated the clouds here yet but I can feel her
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“She's not penetrated the clouds here yet but I can feel her
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Filth!!!

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I don't watch much TV so therefore, not many ads are seen....but I'll keep a look out for that.....surely not.....there would be such an outcry!! 

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Only in your warped imagination!
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I'm with the cats!
I'm with the cats!
)then just as i was dropping to sleep some effing 01234 ppi bollox from india started calling me every 15 minutes. so i had to go and unplug the phone downstairs to get a couple of hours shut eye. Am back to hospital tomorrow more tests 


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)then just as i was dropping to sleep some effing 01234 ppi bollox from india started calling me every 15 minutes. so i had to go and unplug the phone downstairs to get a couple of hours shut eye. Am back to hospital tomorrow more tests 

I've met some of those doctors who seem to forget the boundaries when talking about life threatening illnesses
Scared the daylights out of my poor old OH back in the day.
I've met some of those doctors who seem to forget the boundaries when talking about life threatening illnesses
Scared the daylights out of my poor old OH back in the day.”

), one told me i was too short and the wrong sex to ever recover and during my last op one told me everything had fallen apart inside (which would result in death) and it would be treated with antibiotics (they wouldn't work in the scenario he described). I haven't really got on with registrars since
i also had my least favourite one who told me that the massive three inch lumps that had appeared all over my legs (which had been documented and extensively examined by doctors) were both non-existant AND a manifestation of my negativity ! I was effectively Schrodinger's Patient both existing and not existing concurrently 

), one told me i was too short and the wrong sex to ever recover and during my last op one told me everything had fallen apart inside (which would result in death) and it would be treated with antibiotics (they wouldn't work in the scenario he described). I haven't really got on with registrars since
i also had my least favourite one who told me that the massive three inch lumps that had appeared all over my legs (which had been documented and extensively examined by doctors) were both non-existant AND a manifestation of my negativity ! I was effectively Schrodinger's Patient both existing and not existing concurrently 
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If they had done the right operation i would have had one keyhole surgery out in a few days sorted in a month. That didn't happen alas...
But I like them.
That would fix you
But I like them.
That would fix you
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Medical science just needs to catch up with my fabulous ideas
Medical science just needs to catch up with my fabulous ideas
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i don't look anymore 
i don't look anymore 
I really think I'd just say no and go and eat an entire pig! Including the snout!
I really think I'd just say no and go and eat an entire pig! Including the snout!”


But is going to try squirting it elsewhere!