Enjoy! I'm too full to move now We are spreadeagled on the sofa

Wrong thread Charlize.

I would say get back in the other one, but you don't belong in that one either

How do you explain your muffled tittering?

Pah!.

Stop bumping MY threads.

Trust me it's not muffled


YOu are a very weird little man!

6 feet tall and twelve stones, perfect build for a caveman.

Did I say anything wrong?

*rolls eyes*

Morning all SIllies! *puts tray of hot croissants and jug of hot chocolate in chin proof safe, puts forcefield on vaporise instantly*

He recovers from vapuorisation surprisingly well doesn't he.

Spine tingling as they announce Murray as 3 x Singles Grand Slam, Wibledon Champion and WORLD NO 1. Words I never expected to hear growing up when our best hopes were Lloyd and Castle for the men.

*Breaks through all barriers with ease with new protective suit* *Nicks all food for self, scarpers*

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures...rmy--18700.jpg

Like THAT'S going to protect you!

Planets, if you read this in time, there is another programme about the Northumbrian coast at 8pm on C4. "Britain at low tide", looks better than the rest of the crap that is on.

Twass, this is the answer to question #13507.

Didn't watch, mini me and I were up to stuff

Still no tk....hope all is well

*leaves plate of hot sausages in chinproof safe for planets*

Oh hecky. There's going to be a wailing and a gnashing of teeth on SCD forum tomorrow night. Tune in at 8 for the fallout.

Was there a wailing and a gnashing? I never watch.....does that often happen on a ballroom dancing show?

*Eats all sausages after easily breaking in, scarpers*

You took the decoy ones I left in the outer level, laced with arsenic and three weeks past their sell by date

Afternoon Sillies! *munches arsenic free sausages*. Between connection problems and several other time consuming scenarios, it's been hectic.

Still, all present and correct now, will read back and catch up

Yippeee! You're alive, and you found the right sausages

Hehe, well I don't think I've missed too much, a bit of property porn and some of planets musings on recipes

Found a lovely Facebook page, 'Irish pics and humour' does what it says on the tin. Some very corny jokes, but beautiful photos.

I had a look, and stole the pic about how Catholics know they are driving too fast

I missed that one and had to go back! Delay in answering, neighbour wanted to borrow cattle trailer, which involved an hour long conversation, and I was in middle of cooking dinner.

Not as cold here tonight, yesterday felt like Siberia.

It's warmer here too, no heating on here at all and not lit the fire [although I am wearing a lot of clothes ] - but storm winds are raging outside again

Heating on but v low, wearing normal clothes but with a huge wooly snood round neck and shoulders. Calm outside, usually when it gets stormy here it warms up. Think I prefer it cold to stormy. See you have bad rain in the south west