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Old 27-11-2016, 19:48
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*Trips chins and throws him down the oubliette, triple locks the trap door* We need to decontamine chins NOW!!!!!!!!!!!


*decontaminates thread*
*fills oubliette with dettox via hose*
*sprays Twass with dettox*

I think that should do it
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Old 27-11-2016, 20:00
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Two blondes walked into a building.

You'd think one of them would have seen it
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Old 27-11-2016, 20:02
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Two blondes walked into a building.

You'd think one of them would have seen it
*throws Twass in dettox filled oubliette*

it's too late....we've lost her
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Old 27-11-2016, 20:22
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*throws Twass in dettox filled oubliette*

it's too late....we've lost her
*climbs out of oubliette and wrings dettox out of hair* I was only joking!
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Old 27-11-2016, 20:34
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*climbs out of oubliette and wrings dettox out of hair* I was only joking!
*hustles and bustles Twass into quarantine area*
I'm afraid you're going to have to be monitored for infection...
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Old 27-11-2016, 20:38
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*hustles and bustles Twass into quarantine area*
I'm afraid you're going to have to be monitored for infection...
Nothing unfamiliar, dirty hussy.
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Old 27-11-2016, 20:53
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Sheesh, some folks have no sense of humour!!
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Old 27-11-2016, 20:56
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Sheesh, some folks have no sense of humour!!
We all saw how Rugby Man infected poor Chins, now you are showing all the same symptoms.....
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Old 27-11-2016, 20:58
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We all saw how Rugby Man infected poor Chins, now you are showing all the same symptoms.....
I'm not telling any more jokes though
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Old 27-11-2016, 21:00
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I'm not telling any more jokes though
i'm hoping i got you in the dettox in time before the infection really took hold....
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Old 27-11-2016, 21:19
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What's the grumpiest part of the country? East Angrier
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Old 27-11-2016, 21:26
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What's the grumpiest part of the country? East Angrier
THIS is the one you really need to deal with!!!!!
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Old 27-11-2016, 21:32
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What's the grumpiest part of the country? East Angrier
THIS is the one you really need to deal with!!!!!
*tasers chins and chucks him dettox filled oubliette double locks iron gate over the top*
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Old 27-11-2016, 21:46
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*tasers chins and chucks him dettox filled oubliette double locks iron gate over the top*
That's more like it
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Old 27-11-2016, 23:45
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wt...*hands mods Safepass certification in use of pesticides* douses thread and locks door. Should be fine in the morning.
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Old 27-11-2016, 23:48
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wt...*hands mods Safepass certification in use of pesticides* douses thread and locks door. Should be fine in the morning.
well done tk we needed a professional to sort it out properly
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Old 27-11-2016, 23:57
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well done tk we needed a professional to sort it out properly
Always glad to be of assistance ma'am. You any better today?
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Old 28-11-2016, 00:00
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Always glad to be of assistance ma'am. You any better today?


same old same old welded to the bed/bathroom!!
had some ginger nuts though i'd forgotten how brilliant they are
joy in the little things
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Old 28-11-2016, 00:06
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same old same old welded to the bed/bathroom!!
had some ginger nuts though i'd forgotten how brilliant they are
Oh heck. Ginger nuts are brilliant at any time, in fact I think they were my first contribution to this thread. Bought some new rat traps today if they are needed! Sleep tight x
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Old 28-11-2016, 00:07
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Oh heck. Ginger nuts are brilliant at any time, in fact I think they were my first contribution to this thread. Bought some new rat traps today if they are needed! Sleep tight x
night night sleep well xx
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Old 28-11-2016, 08:26
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Proverb of the day:

May your biskwit tin always overflow with gingernuts
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Old 28-11-2016, 09:02
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Proverb of the day:

May your biskwit tin always overflow with gingernuts
very wise, that must be a very ancient proverb
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Old 28-11-2016, 09:33
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very wise, that must be a very ancient proverb
It's probably carved in runic script on some ancient stone tablet somewhere. That and

Never let the sun go down with a belly empty of pork

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Old 28-11-2016, 09:43
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It's probably carved in runic script on some ancient stone tablet somewhere. That and

Never let the sun go down with a belly empty of pork

Now i know that one is in inscribed upon the walls of the pyramid of Djoser in Saqqare

Ancient wisdom
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Old 28-11-2016, 09:47
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Now i know that one is in inscribed upon the walls of the pyramid of Djoser in Saqqare

Ancient wisdom
The old timers knew a thing or two, that's for sure!!

Temperatures are set to plummet down south. It will be how you'd describe a fair winter's morning tonight
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