Username Silliness (Part 3)

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planets

27-11-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“ *Trips chins and throws him down the oubliette, triple locks the trap door* We need to decontamine chins NOW!!!!!!!!!!!”

ALARM SOUNDS

*decontaminates thread*
*fills oubliette with dettox via hose*
*sprays Twass with dettox*

I think that should do it

twassington

27-11-2016

Two blondes walked into a building.

You'd think one of them would have seen it

planets

27-11-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Two blondes walked into a building.

You'd think one of them would have seen it ”

*throws Twass in dettox filled oubliette*

it's too late....we've lost her

twassington

27-11-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“*throws Twass in dettox filled oubliette*

it's too late....we've lost her ”

*climbs out of oubliette and wrings dettox out of hair* I was only joking!

planets

27-11-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“*climbs out of oubliette and wrings dettox out of hair* I was only joking! ”

*hustles and bustles Twass into quarantine area*
I'm afraid you're going to have to be monitored for infection...

hoppyuppy

27-11-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“*hustles and bustles Twass into quarantine area*
I'm afraid you're going to have to be monitored for infection...”

Nothing unfamiliar, dirty hussy.

twassington

27-11-2016

Sheesh, some folks have no sense of humour!!

planets

27-11-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Sheesh, some folks have no sense of humour!! ”

We all saw how Rugby Man infected poor Chins, now you are showing all the same symptoms.....

twassington

27-11-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“We all saw how Rugby Man infected poor Chins, now you are showing all the same symptoms.....”

I'm not telling any more jokes though

planets

27-11-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm not telling any more jokes though ”

i'm hoping i got you in the dettox in time before the infection really took hold....

chinchin

27-11-2016

What's the grumpiest part of the country? East Angrier

twassington

27-11-2016

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“What's the grumpiest part of the country? East Angrier”

THIS is the one you really need to deal with!!!!!

planets

27-11-2016

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“What's the grumpiest part of the country? East Angrier”

Originally Posted by twassington:
“THIS is the one you really need to deal with!!!!!”

*tasers chins and chucks him dettox filled oubliette double locks iron gate over the top*

twassington

27-11-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“*tasers chins and chucks him dettox filled oubliette double locks iron gate over the top*”

That's more like it

tk096

27-11-2016

wt...*hands mods Safepass certification in use of pesticides* douses thread and locks door. Should be fine in the morning.

planets

27-11-2016

Originally Posted by tk096:
“wt...*hands mods Safepass certification in use of pesticides* douses thread and locks door. Should be fine in the morning.”

well done tk we needed a professional to sort it out properly

tk096

27-11-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“well done tk we needed a professional to sort it out properly ”

Always glad to be of assistance ma'am. You any better today?

planets

28-11-2016

Originally Posted by tk096:
“Always glad to be of assistance ma'am. You any better today?”

same old same old welded to the bed/bathroom!!
had some ginger nuts though i'd forgotten how brilliant they are

joy in the little things

tk096

28-11-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“

same old same old welded to the bed/bathroom!!
had some ginger nuts though i'd forgotten how brilliant they are ”

Oh heck. Ginger nuts are brilliant at any time, in fact I think they were my first contribution to this thread. Bought some new rat traps today if they are needed! Sleep tight x

planets

28-11-2016

Originally Posted by tk096:
“Oh heck. Ginger nuts are brilliant at any time, in fact I think they were my first contribution to this thread. Bought some new rat traps today if they are needed! Sleep tight x”

night night sleep well xx

twassington

28-11-2016

Proverb of the day:

May your biskwit tin always overflow with gingernuts

planets

28-11-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Proverb of the day:

May your biskwit tin always overflow with gingernuts ”

very wise, that must be a very ancient proverb

twassington

28-11-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“very wise, that must be a very ancient proverb ”

It's probably carved in runic script on some ancient stone tablet somewhere.

That and

Never let the sun go down with a belly empty of pork

planets

28-11-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“It's probably carved in runic script on some ancient stone tablet somewhere. That and

Never let the sun go down with a belly empty of pork

”

Now i know that one is in inscribed upon the walls of the pyramid of Djoser in Saqqare

Ancient wisdom

twassington

28-11-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“Now i know that one is in inscribed upon the walls of the pyramid of Djoser in Saqqare

Ancient wisdom ”

The old timers knew a thing or two, that's for sure!!

Temperatures are set to plummet down south. It will be how you'd describe a fair winter's morning tonight

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