Jokes about white sugar are rare... Jokes about brown sugar, demerara.

It's just the annual day out, a few years ago it was possible to save money on the exchange rate (actually those days might be back) but really it's just to have a trawl round some shops we don't have here. Most Christmas supplies will be bought locally, but I need a year's supply of Lurpak and Dandelion and Burdock, which are impossible to source here. And I need to spend £40 in the pound shop, just so I can have three huge bags and feel like a lady who shops

thought you were fumigated?

awh hope you have a lovely and successful shopping day do you have a nice lunch treat while you're out? a year's supply of lurpak

*shoots chins in the head with sawn off shotgun watches all the jokes splat on the thread wall out of his brain*

hope the noise didn't bother you tk

Ooh M&S coffee shop for lunch, proper treat. Lurpak goes straight to freezer (just finished last year's with a bb date of January 2016, perfect).

What noise??

oh lovely!! may i recommend the M&S cheesey scone!!!!! I got one for myself today on the way home *heavenly*

noise? oh nothing *looks innocent*

will stock up on cheesey scones, also lemon, apricot and chocolate Swiss rolls, so will always have some in an emergency.

Reading back a bit, our Rowan trees are hanging with fruit. Also finally saw a few weeks ago, Budapest Hotel. God, loved it.

Very wise tk you never know when a cheesey scone/lemony swiss roll emergency might occur, it's always best to be prepared
While i was in M&S getting my scone i spied a toffee pecan meringue roulade in the freezer section that appealed to me *drools slightly*

So many rowan berries this year the verges on the roads are scarlet with them!

oh i LOVED Grand Budapest Hotel absolutely one of my favourite films Ralph FIennes was superb in it he took me quite by surprise! "i go to bed with all my friends"

Will bring toffee pecan meringue roulade home, it will stay here until you need a slice.

Now tkjr has arrived home ready for shopping trip, so I will bid you goodnight

lovely!! have a good day with tkjr and the shops!!! nighty night xx

Crikey, a year's supply of Lurpak!!! *does the maths*

Have a lovely shopping trip tk!!

I have a tedious cats training day to attend. However, there is free lunch

What are you training the cats to do?

A free lunch is always good

It's a fosterers' training day but I have to attend as the Coordinator. All a bit of a nonsense if you ask me, our fosterers know very well how to look after cats But that's head office for you.

I intend to rinse the free lunch and just have soup tonight

I'm so confused....Twass how long have you been Keio Line?!?

What is Keio Line??

found this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kei%C5%8D_Line

Is it a big Cat Organisation, Twass?

I'm none the wiser as to what planets meant


Cats Protection, national charity

Keio Line is a notorious (I think banned) DS contributor.

Never heard of them chins but ta muchly!

Keio Line is as Chins says supposedly running a cat sanctuary often speaking of "head office".
How To Wrap a Cat For Christmas is one of the more famous (and seasonally appropriate!) threads.

I loved Keio. The stories they told verged on genius

Ahhh now it makes sense, as I virtually never venture out of Chatter I miss all these legendary threads

The through back story was the cat sanctuary, which had a blind deaf receptionist who good sense gangs of romanian cat druggers on video

Annie Lennox and ROnald Reagan were big supporters and friends of the sanctuary
Maybe they could help out with Cats Protection League?

I can imagine. There were some epic threads back in the day but in recent years I've stayed in here. It's scary out there

I know much less fun out there and more just insulting people

On a happier note i just had my first mashed swede of the season oh my god it was delicious, the smell, the taste it's divine stuff! Always need a good frost for things like swede and sprouts to come into their own!