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Username Silliness (Part 3)
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An Thropologist
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Oh yes! PIglets can be born in barns... sometimes....when there are no stys ”

Your holiness. We bring you gifts of stollen, bacon sarnies and lemony swiss roll.
planets
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Your holiness. We bring you gifts of stollen, bacon sarnies and lemony swiss roll.”

ooooooo it's a PARTY!!!!!!!!!!
twassington
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Your holiness. We bring you gifts of stollen, bacon sarnies and lemony swiss roll.”

And a merry solstice to one and all

I just had pea and ham soup but your gifts will go down a treat with it
planets
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“And a merry solstice to one and all

I just had pea and ham soup but your gifts will go down a treat with it ”

hamtastic
twassington
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“hamtastic ”

That was a truly hamazing dinner!
planets
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“That was a truly hamazing dinner! ”

I finally finished my ham tonight
i've had it for breakfast lunch and dinner sunday monday and tuesday as well as a coupleof 3am paninis !
all for £3 what a bargain!

tomorrow i will have terrible withdrawal
twassington
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“I finally finished my ham tonight
i've had it for breakfast lunch and dinner sunday monday and tuesday as well as a coupleof 3am paninis !
all for £3 what a bargain!

tomorrow i will have terrible withdrawal ”

You got a whole lot of ham out of that! Brilliant pork therapy. Are you feeling well on it?
planets
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You got a whole lot of ham out of that! Brilliant pork therapy. Are you feeling well on it?”

well enough to get to the hairdressers even though i started a new tablet yesterday!!!
my hair is sooooooo shiny it must be all the ham
*swishes hair*
twassington
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“well enough to get to the hairdressers even though i started a new tablet yesterday!!!
my hair is sooooooo shiny it must be all the ham
*swishes hair*”

I'd love to know how hairdressers manage that shine. I can never get it like they do it. For a start they straighten it right out. I never blow dry my hair, it just does it's own thing these days
tk096
06-12-2016
Evening all! Yes twass, bank notified me of unusual activity on card (actually by text at 2 am, but I was fast asleep after my Christmas lunch) and it was all in US, so proper cyber crime and not someone clocking my PIN.

Hehehe, plenty of ham related birthplaces! You got great value out of your piece of ham planets, but that is why it's such a popular peasant staple. Congratulations on the hair, I wish I could also slo mo swish mine (it grows out rather than down). Need a haircut.

Mrtk did some shopping in Lidl tonight and brought home profiteroles with salted caramel filling so enjoy.
chinchin
06-12-2016
*Nicks all profiteroles with salted caramel filling for self, scarpers*
planets
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Evening all! Yes twass, bank notified me of unusual activity on card (actually by text at 2 am, but I was fast asleep after my Christmas lunch) and it was all in US, so proper cyber crime and not someone clocking my PIN.

Hehehe, plenty of ham related birthplaces! You got great value out of your piece of ham planets, but that is why it's such a popular peasant staple. Congratulations on the hair, I wish I could also slo mo swish mine (it grows out rather than down). Need a haircut.

Mrtk did some shopping in Lidl tonight and brought home profiteroles with salted caramel filling so enjoy.”

how horrible but brilliant that they caught it for you did you get recompensed?
it was hamtastic!

oh good work mrtk and good work tk chins totally fell for the decoy profiteroles made out of sheep poo *has delicious salted caramel profiterole*
chinchin
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“how horrible but brilliant that they caught it for you did you get recompensed?
it was hamtastic!

oh good work mrtk and good work tk chins totally fell for the decoy profiteroles made out of sheep poo *has delicious salted caramel profiterole*”

I did a swicheroonie on yours.
planets
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“I did a swicheroonie on yours. ”

nope, i knew you'd be suspicious so i had swapped them before you arrived to preempt your attempts at stealing them; you swapped the proper profiteroles for the sheeps poo.
twassington
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“I did a swicheroonie on yours. ”

Then why is there sheep poo all round your mouth? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm???
chinchin
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“nope, i knew you'd be suspicious so i had swapped them before you arrived to preempt your attempts at stealing them; you swapped the proper profiteroles for the sheeps poo.”

Have your tastebuds gone?
planets
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Have your tastebuds gone? ”

no but yours have
poo mouth

/ \
planets
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Then why is there sheep poo all round your mouth? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm???”

he's a bit whiffy isn't he?
planets
06-12-2016
he's just trying to distract us so we don't notice his ice skating outfit
chinchin
06-12-2016
Liar, liar! Pants on fire!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...b5f2e92435.jpg
planets
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Liar, liar! Pants on fire!

linky”

aren't you cold in that outfit Chins?
An Thropologist
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“no but yours have
poo mouth

/ \”

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Liar, liar! Pants on fire!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...b5f2e92435.jpg”

I see the standard of debate has reached a high in here tonight.
planets
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“I see the standard of debate has reached a high in here tonight. ”

we scale the heights of articulate debating that GD can only dream about
twassington
07-12-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“we scale the heights of articulate debating that GD can only dream about ”

Oh yes indeedy *looks smug*

Morning all! Delivery of bacon rolls into the chinproof safe! *treble locks and activates force field to max*
tk096
07-12-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Oh yes indeedy *looks smug*

Morning all! Delivery of bacon rolls into the chinproof safe! *treble locks and activates force field to max*”

Evening all, didn't realise it was so late. Snaffles bacon roll, mmmh still warm and delicious. Funeralling again today, husband of a cousin of mrtk's late mother, which round here makes it close family.

Saw a laser light display Xmas thing advertised, and told mrtk. He cannot live without it now, and ordered Amazon to deliver. Trouble is, account is in my name and I have no credit card. Eek.
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