*Nicks all food and drink for self, scarpers* 
Username Silliness (Part 3)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“In the end there was so much cat business to attend to I got no chance at all to go in any Sainsburys. So tomorrow I will continue the search for mini hamlets!
Here it is mild with outbreaks of toasted ham and cheese sarnies and possibly isolated showers of prosecco later this evening
”
“In the end there was so much cat business to attend to I got no chance at all to go in any Sainsburys. So tomorrow I will continue the search for mini hamlets!
Here it is mild with outbreaks of toasted ham and cheese sarnies and possibly isolated showers of prosecco later this evening
”
You get all the best weather down south
Originally Posted by planets:
“You get all the best weather down south”
“You get all the best weather down south
”
We do indeed! *runs to back door to refill glass*
There's a possibility of small bacon joints tomorrow with scattered leeks and cheesy intervals
Originally Posted by twassington:
“We do indeed! *runs to back door to refill glass*
There's a possibility of small bacon joints tomorrow with scattered leeks and cheesy intervals”
“We do indeed! *runs to back door to refill glass*
There's a possibility of small bacon joints tomorrow with scattered leeks and cheesy intervals
”
Crikey it just gets better and better!!!
*looks out of window* you'll never believe it but there's scattered cheesey leeks here too moving up from the south! with outbreaks of mashed swede and ham
thanks god we've got some decent weather for a change
posted cards this afternoon put tree up and am totally knackered now off to bed!
Originally Posted by planets:
“Crikey it just gets better and better!!!
*looks out of window* you'll never believe it but there's scattered cheesey leeks here too moving up from the south! with outbreaks of mashed swede and ham
thanks god we've got some decent weather for a change
posted cards this afternoon put tree up and am totally knackered now off to bed!”
“Crikey it just gets better and better!!!
*looks out of window* you'll never believe it but there's scattered cheesey leeks here too moving up from the south! with outbreaks of mashed swede and ham
thanks god we've got some decent weather for a change
posted cards this afternoon put tree up and am totally knackered now off to bed!
”
Ah but it will be a satisfield sleep of jobs well done
I'm glad the southern weather is spreading north Good job you posted the cards before the blooming postal strike!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ah but it will be a satisfield sleep of jobs well done I'm glad the southern weather is spreading north Good job you posted the cards before the blooming postal strike! ”
“Ah but it will be a satisfield sleep of jobs well done
I'm glad the southern weather is spreading north Good job you posted the cards before the blooming postal strike! ”
wait what now??? there's going to be a postal strike?
nooooooooooooooooo half my presents for people are coming via amazon
Originally Posted by planets:
“wait what now??? there's going to be a postal strike?
nooooooooooooooooo half my presents for people are coming via amazon”
“wait what now??? there's going to be a postal strike?
nooooooooooooooooo half my presents for people are coming via amazon
”
Unfortunately so
http://www.cwu.org/media/news/2016/d...s-week-strike/
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Unfortunately so
http://www.cwu.org/media/news/2016/d...s-week-strike/”
“Unfortunately so
http://www.cwu.org/media/news/2016/d...s-week-strike/”
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
thanks for letting me know though
Originally Posted by planets:
“noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
thanks for letting me know though”
“noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
thanks for letting me know though
”
I imagine it will affect most of us planets
But there's nowt we can do about it so there's no point stressing. Glad I posted all my stuff off early
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I imagine it will affect most of us planets But there's nowt we can do about it so there's no point stressing. Glad I posted all my stuff off early ”
“I imagine it will affect most of us planets
But there's nowt we can do about it so there's no point stressing. Glad I posted all my stuff off early ”
yeah
i've got stuff for my brother i'm waiting for so it has to get to me, get wrapped, then posted to him luckily i posted some other parcels today.
Originally Posted by planets:
“yeah i've got stuff for my brother i'm waiting for so it has to get to me, get wrapped, then posted to him luckily i posted some other parcels today.”
“yeah
i've got stuff for my brother i'm waiting for so it has to get to me, get wrapped, then posted to him luckily i posted some other parcels today.”
Today's ones should be OK I think, but any last minute ones it will be a bit of a lottery if they get through in time
I saw a recipe for bacon wrapped roasted brussels sprouts today
THey looked divine
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Today's ones should be OK I think, but any last minute ones it will be a bit of a lottery if they get through in time
I saw a recipe for bacon wrapped roasted brussels sprouts today THey looked divine ”
“Today's ones should be OK I think, but any last minute ones it will be a bit of a lottery if they get through in time
I saw a recipe for bacon wrapped roasted brussels sprouts today
THey looked divine ”
ho hum that's the bugger of living miles from anywhere i guess!!
oh god brussels cooked with bacon are delicious!! there's the old bacon and chestnuts and sprouts one but i've never had it with chestnuts!
i wonder what fried left over swede with a fried egg is like.....i may have made a bit too much swede yesterday
Originally Posted by planets:
“ho hum that's the bugger of living miles from anywhere i guess!!
oh god brussels cooked with bacon are delicious!! there's the old bacon and chestnuts and sprouts one but i've never had it with chestnuts!
i wonder what fried left over swede with a fried egg is like.....i may have made a bit too much swede yesterday”
“ho hum that's the bugger of living miles from anywhere i guess!!
oh god brussels cooked with bacon are delicious!! there's the old bacon and chestnuts and sprouts one but i've never had it with chestnuts!
i wonder what fried left over swede with a fried egg is like.....i may have made a bit too much swede yesterday
”
I would imagine that would be very nice....and with a rasher of bacon added or a slice of ham, even nicer
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Apparently I am Odin as well We've only got one eye ”
“Apparently I am Odin as well
We've only got one eye ”
Oh ffs, am catching up and got sidetracked. I also am Odin.
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Oh ffs, am catching up and got sidetracked. I also am Odin.”
“Oh ffs, am catching up and got sidetracked. I also am Odin.”
Most gods and goddesses have a triple aspect
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ *Sniggers muchly*”
“
*Sniggers muchly*”
The safe was empty so we ignored your ridiculous behaviour
Hello it's Odin
Now I remember why I didn't like adblocker. One can't use smilies.
Small hams (500g) and perfect, no waste, in Lidl for between €3.79 and €2.99. bah smilie hanging onto my every word (not a bit bah!)
Now I remember why I didn't like adblocker. One can't use smilies.
Small hams (500g) and perfect, no waste, in Lidl for between €3.79 and €2.99. bah smilie hanging onto my every word (not a bit bah!)
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Here it is mild with outbreaks of toasted ham and cheese sarnies and possibly isolated showers of prosecco later this evening”
“Here it is mild with outbreaks of toasted ham and cheese sarnies and possibly isolated showers of prosecco later this evening
”
^ Erm, and what about all that then? Silly, silly twassock!
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Hello it's Odin
Now I remember why I didn't like adblocker. One can't use smilies.
Small hams (500g) and perfect, no waste, in Lidl for between €3.79 and €2.99. bah smilie hanging onto my every word (not a bit bah!)”
“Hello it's Odin
Now I remember why I didn't like adblocker. One can't use smilies.
Small hams (500g) and perfect, no waste, in Lidl for between €3.79 and €2.99. bah smilie hanging onto my every word (not a bit bah!)
”
*Nicks all food and euros for self, scarpers*
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Oh ffs, am catching up and got sidetracked. I also am Odin.”
“Oh ffs, am catching up and got sidetracked. I also am Odin.”
hahhahaha brilliant!!
As Twass says i think that confirms our divinity, the female triple aspect of Odin. We are re-writing viking legends
*bangs sword on shield*
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*drives Silage Tanker through thread*
*sounds horn, plays "Dixie"* 🇺🇸 🎵🇺🇸🎵”
“*drives Silage Tanker through thread*
*sounds horn, plays "Dixie"* 🇺🇸 🎵🇺🇸🎵”
So glad you're enjoying your birthday present Farmer Bob
but....er.....i think you may have run Chins over
Originally Posted by planets:
“So glad you're enjoying your birthday present Farmer Bob
but....er.....i think you may have run Chins over”
“So glad you're enjoying your birthday present Farmer Bob
but....er.....i think you may have run Chins over
”
*sounds horn*
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