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I suspect what ails you is drastic ham withdrawal it's very dangerous and an underestimated side effect of vegetarianism
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Thank you nurse planets, how very thoughtful! I am defrosting another bag of my mini ham as we speak
I may also ransack the freezer for bacon!
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Very wise. Just ring the bell if you need anything I am on duty this evening
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*brings in bowl of stewed apple and double cream for the patient*
*takes temperature issues two paracetamol and gives bed bath* |
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http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1574994
This is one of the nuttier threads from the SCD forum. Someone posted a link to it earlier - God Bless 'em. Its is possibly only out nuttied by the Every thought Terry M22 had about SCD eva and Pixie was robbed mega merged thread This one explains how the entire population of Scotland were out on a grassy knoll one Bonfire night without a mobile phone between them. This meant the 5 million people who would have voted for Lulu, couldn't. This was obviously a conspiracy because everyone knows that a festival that commemorates a foiled Catholic plot to blow up the English parliament is naturally the MOST important festival in Scotland after Burns Night. ![]() ![]() I love DS. |
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*brings in bowl of stewed apple and double cream for the patient*
*takes temperature issues two paracetamol and gives bed bath* My first experience of that was after having my son and his attempt to kill me in the process, I had both arms hooked up to blood transfusions so this whopping nurse arrived with a trolley and a steaming bowl of water and I lay there helpless while she scrubbed me
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http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1574994
This is one of the nuttier threads from the SCD forum. Someone posted a link to it earlier - God Bless 'em. Its is possibly only out nuttied by the Every thought Terry M22 had about SCD eva and Pixie was robbed mega merged thread This one explains how the entire population of Scotland were out on a grassy knoll one Bonfire night without a mobile phone between them. This meant the 5 million people who would have voted for Lulu, couldn't. This was obviously a conspiracy because everyone knows that a festival that commemorates a foiled Catholic plot to blow up the English parliment is naturally the MOST important festival in Scotland after Burns Night. ![]() ![]() I love DS. i remember the weird Lulu Delusion. When this stuff happens it's like the mods have pumped LSD into the SCD Forum
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My first experience of that was after having my son and his attempt to kill me in the process, I had both arms hooked up to blood transfusions so this whopping nurse arrived with a trolley and a steaming bowl of water and I lay there helpless while she scrubbed me ![]() the nurses are so brusque, it felt like i was being sanded apart form the male nurse who took too long and made me feel there should have been dim lighting and scented candles
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They aren't pleasant are they? i had loads of them when i was in with my large hole
the nurses are so brusque, it felt like i was being sanded apart form the male nurse who took too long and made me feel there should have been dim lighting and scented candles ![]() Funny the things that stay with you
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*brings in tray of crumpets and jam, pot of tea, fresh squeezed lime in tonic water, two paracetamol*
*plumps pillows* *shakes out slanket* and how is the patient this morning? |
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*brings in tray of crumpets and jam, pot of tea, fresh squeezed lime in tonic water, two paracetamol*
*plumps pillows* *shakes out slanket* and how is the patient this morning? I am improved for sure. I had to take my DIL to the doc this morning as she has to be careful due to the heart condition. She got an inhaler and antibiotics but it was me who got stared at in horror in the waiting room as I really do have a graveyard cough However, it's shifting. I know I don't have anything serious, not short of breath and no chest pain. It just sounds awful ![]() *munches crumpets* I think I feel a decline coming on.....*slurps tea*....yes I need several days more sofa rest...... |
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I'm tempted to say still very ill so I continue to get this treatment
I am improved for sure. I had to take my DIL to the doc this morning as she has to be careful due to the heart condition. She got an inhaler and antibiotics but it was me who got stared at in horror in the waiting room as I really do have a graveyard cough However, it's shifting. I know I don't have anything serious, not short of breath and no chest pain. It just sounds awful ![]() *munches crumpets* I think I feel a decline coming on.....*slurps tea*....yes I need several days more sofa rest...... That's probably very wise you can't be too careful. I have made it back home. I had a team of sherpas drive my stuff back in another car and unload it and carry everything upstairs for me ![]() I am now in my pjs in bed ![]() However i have a feezer full of delicious turkey rissoles and a massive jug of turkey broth i am not moving till after New Year!!! Now I'm not old lady sitting i can concentrate on your care ![]() *takes temperature* hmmmmmm *shakes head* bed rest and turkey broth for you..... |
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*brings in tray of tea and christmas cake*
That's probably very wise you can't be too careful. I have made it back home. I had a team of sherpas drive my stuff back in another car and unload it and carry everything upstairs for me ![]() I am now in my pjs in bed ![]() However i have a feezer full of delicious turkey rissoles and a massive jug of turkey broth i am not moving till after New Year!!! Now I'm not old lady sitting i can concentrate on your care ![]() *takes temperature* hmmmmmm *shakes head* bed rest and turkey broth for you..... Welcome home, I bet you've been looking forward to the peace and quiet
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Oh how lush! Just what I needs. I made a broccoli and leek cheese earlier which I will have with two rashers of bacon for dinner tonight. What with that and the turkey broth I'll be well in no time!
Welcome home, I bet you've been looking forward to the peace and quiet ![]() I bought an emergency ham on the way home ![]() ![]() i also smuggled 6 sprouts out they are still on the stalk and look like a bell stick for a dwarf (or my height) morris dancer ![]() hehehehehe old ladies are very hard to wrangle they are so willful!
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oooo that sounds lovely!!
I bought an emergency ham on the way home ![]() ![]() i also smuggled 6 sprouts out they are still on the stalk and look like a bell stick for a dwarf (or my height) morris dancer ![]() hehehehehe old ladies are very hard to wrangle they are so willful! ![]() ![]() An emergency ham The great thing about hams is, they KEEP. It's in their nature. So one can be loitering in your fridge for a while waiting til the turkey rissoles run out ![]()
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*brings in tray of tea and christmas amaretti biscuits*
*two paracetamol* *keeps eye on captain america* |
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Oh my gods, it's carnage round here. Glad you're home p, and twass that cold sounds awful, but I am NOT doing bed baths. I've left the hosepipe, yardbrush and febreze if nothing else works.
Kettle on for enough hot whiskey's until you fall asleep. (Thanks An for thread, will enjoy that later). |
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*brings in tray of tea and christmas amaretti biscuits*
*two paracetamol* *keeps eye on captain america* Watching old crew trying out Japan for retirement. |
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Ah thank you nurse planets. Normality is certainly returning tonight. I feel almost human again
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Thank you tk for the hot whiskey! Slainte and may your gods go with you
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Thank you tk for the hot whiskey! Slainte and may your gods go with you
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Ah bless Dave Allen
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Indeed. My Dad's favourite, and a very funny man. I'll never forget the coffin race
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My dad's favourite too, and think planets has a connection there.
More hot whiskey's everyone ![]() Funnily enough i bought my mum a Dave Allen dvd as a stocking filler this year! Dylan Moran's delivery often reminds me of Dave Allen , the rhythm in his speech the construction of his anecdotes. (i adore Dylan )*silently checks patient's obs and turns up hot hoddy I.V.* |
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No wonder I slept so well, I was hooked up to IV whiskey all night
![]() Normal life is certainly returning
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I may also ransack the freezer for bacon!


My first experience of that was after having my son and his attempt to kill me in the process, I had both arms hooked up to blood transfusions so this whopping nurse arrived with a trolley and a steaming bowl of water and I lay there helpless while she scrubbed me
i remember the weird Lulu Delusion. When this stuff happens it's like the mods have pumped LSD into the SCD Forum 