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Old 11-12-2015, 20:06
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it's what ROllo would want
Would you give someone your last Rollo??
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Old 11-12-2015, 20:07
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Would you give someone your last Rollo??
i did
they broke him
never again
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Old 11-12-2015, 20:08
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i did
they broke him
never again
Which bit got broken?
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Old 11-12-2015, 20:12
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Which bit got broken?
*raises eyebrow*
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Old 11-12-2015, 20:13
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*raises eyebrow*
SHAME on whoever did that!!!
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Old 11-12-2015, 20:20
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SHAME on whoever did that!!!
you can imagine the horror
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Old 11-12-2015, 20:21
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you can imagine the horror
and the disappointment!!!
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Old 11-12-2015, 20:23
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and the disappointment!!!
well of course that goes without saying....lesson learnt: never lend your thread slave to Scarlet O'Hara
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Old 11-12-2015, 20:24
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well of course that goes without saying....lesson learnt: never lend your thread slave to Scarlet O'Hara
Did she say "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn?"
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Old 11-12-2015, 20:34
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Did she say "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn?"
poor Rollo was discarded, i nursed him back to health and then he was abused until near death again

his sad story is in part two of username silliness...those responsible shall not be forgotten *sharpens axe* all these sad remembrances have made me peckish.....*checks to see if there's any thornton's chocolate fudge brownies left*
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Old 11-12-2015, 20:41
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poor Rollo was discarded, i nursed him back to health and then he was abused until near death again

his sad story is in part two of username silliness...those responsible shall not be forgotten *sharpens axe* all these sad remembrances have made me peckish.....*checks to see if there's any thornton's chocolate fudge brownies left*
All this cake and sugary stuffs....you do eat REAL food as well, don't you?

I got my real wood axe out earlier today and attempted to chop wood like Ragnar. But being a feeble specimen my axe just bounced off the wood and I nearly fell backwards into the stinging nettles
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Old 11-12-2015, 20:47
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All this cake and sugary stuffs....you do eat REAL food as well, don't you?

I got my real wood axe out earlier today and attempted to chop wood like Ragnar. But being a feeble specimen my axe just bounced off the wood and I nearly fell backwards into the stinging nettles
the main tenet of my life is NEVER to eat real food in a virtual environment

*stands back* are you sure you're equipped to be ragnar? he seems somewhat more expert than you with an axe?
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Old 11-12-2015, 20:49
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the main tenet of my life is NEVER to eat real food in a virtual environment

*stands back* are you sure you're equipped to be ragnar? he seems somewhat more expert than you with an axe?
Check my profile pic out, I have the little axe in that one, rather more my style....the big one is for when my 6'4" built like a brick sh*thouse son comes over and smashes the logs with a single blow!
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Old 11-12-2015, 20:49
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I got my real wood axe out earlier today and attempted to chop
You'll never chop that pilchard CD ?
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Old 11-12-2015, 20:50
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Check my profile pic out, I have the little axe in that one, rather more my style....the big one is for when my 6'4" built like a brick sh*thouse son comes over and smashes the logs with a single blow!
ah Bjorn Ironside comes to visit eh? *books ticket to Twass's house*
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Old 11-12-2015, 20:50
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You'll never chop that pilchard CD ?
Hell yeah, that's TOAST! It's SMITHEREENS I tell ya!!
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Old 11-12-2015, 20:52
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ah Bjorn Ironsides comes to visit eh? *books ticket to Twass's house*
He's fair, blue eyed and spends a great deal of time at the gym My daughter also has a very Viking look....5' 9" without heels, blonde hair, blue eyes.....I must be a direct descendant! I think there is an online DNA test you can do to see if you have Viking blood.....
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Old 11-12-2015, 20:53
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ah Bjorn Ironside comes to visit eh? *books ticket to Twass's house*
ask to stay in the west wing, trust me !
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Old 11-12-2015, 20:54
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ask to stay in the west wing, trust me !
It's my festival tent "Chequers" that has the east wing and the west wing, Sleeps
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Old 11-12-2015, 20:56
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He's fair, blue eyed and spends a great deal of time at the gym My daughter also has a very Viking look....5' 9" without heels, blonde hair, blue eyes.....I must be a direct descendant! I think there is an online DNA test you can do to see if you have Viking blood.....

oh it seems i put a photo of him up earlier having a practice with Rollo
I in fact DO have viking blood!
*blue eyes blonde hair large axe blood lust*
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Old 11-12-2015, 20:57
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ask to stay in the west wing, trust me !
It's my festival tent "Chequers" that has the east wing and the west wing, Sleeps
bit chilly for a tent just now.....bit windy tooo
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Old 11-12-2015, 20:57
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It's my festival tent "Chequers" that has the east wing and the west wing, Sleeps
So musty & potty stayed in a tent last summer then ?
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Old 11-12-2015, 20:59
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i don't fancy sharing with "musty" and "potty"
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Old 11-12-2015, 21:00
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So musty & potty stayed in a tent last summer then ?
Two summers ago, musty was on the sofa bed in the dining room and Mrs T was upstairs in the spare room ..... if you put Chequers up in my garden the occupants would roll down the slope during the night
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Old 11-12-2015, 21:01
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i don't fancy sharing with "musty" and "potty"
Unfortunate short forms of their usernames I must confess
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