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Old 11-12-2015, 21:02
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oh it seems i put a photo of him up earlier having a practice with Rollo
I in fact DO have viking blood!
*blue eyes blonde hair large axe blood lust*
He's a bit broader in the shoulder than that!

Ooh have you done the DNA thing??
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Old 11-12-2015, 21:04
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Unfortunate short forms of their usernames I must confess
they have a certain olfactory repulsion
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Old 11-12-2015, 21:05
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He's a bit broader in the shoulder than that!

Ooh have you done the DNA thing??
lovely another one who'll have 18 inches on me

no, my dad was scandanavian so i'm only one generation removed!! *swings axe*
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Old 11-12-2015, 21:08
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lovely another one who'll have 18 inches on me

no, my dad was scandanavian so i'm only one generation removed!! *swings axe*
I have Dutch and Scandi ancestors but also Spanish on the other side....
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Old 11-12-2015, 21:11
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I have Dutch and Scandi ancestors but also Spanish on the other side....
cool!!
my mum is from the north east so likely has viking blood as this whole area is vikingy ...
i've never met a Dutch person under 6 foot tall they are enormous!!!! (must be where your son gets his shithouseness from)
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Old 11-12-2015, 21:13
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cool!!
my mum is from the north east so likely has viking blood as this whole area is vikingy ...
i've never met a Dutch person under 6 foot tall they are enormous!!!! (must be where your son gets his shithouseness from)


Northumbrians are proper Vikingy
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Old 11-12-2015, 21:16
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OH I can knock up a tortilla espanola at the drop of a hat. And we have lot of chorrizo.

Planets you are right it chorros which are traditionally dunked in chocolate which is a so called drinking chocolate but thickened with flour so it coats the churros deliciously.
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Old 11-12-2015, 21:19
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Northumbrians are proper Vikingy
yup......it certainly explains my desire to chop people up
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Old 11-12-2015, 21:20
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OH I can knock up a tortilla espanola at the drop of a hat. And we have lot of chorrizo.

Planets you are right it chorros which are traditionally dunked in chocolate which is a so called drinking chocolate but thickened with flour so it coats the churros deliciously.
oh god i LOVE proper spanish tortilla ....so dinner at yours then?!!

mmmmm have a couple of chorros for me An!!! if you eat them for me there's no calories
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Old 11-12-2015, 21:30
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yup......it certainly explains my desire to chop people up
Some people just ask for it. Leave me alone with IDS and a machete....
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Old 11-12-2015, 21:31
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OH I can knock up a tortilla espanola at the drop of a hat. And we have lot of chorrizo.

Planets you are right it chorros which are traditionally dunked in chocolate which is a so called drinking chocolate but thickened with flour so it coats the churros deliciously.
*drools*
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Old 11-12-2015, 22:10
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lovely another one who'll have 18 inches on me

no, my dad was scandanavian so i'm only one generation removed!! *swings axe*
I too have some Scandinavian heretige on my Dad's side (we think) but it been a long time and we have become civilised.
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Old 12-12-2015, 00:30
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I too have some Scandinavian heretige on my Dad's side (we think) but it been a long time and we have become civilised.
grab your sword An!!! civilisation is just a patina......
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Old 12-12-2015, 00:40
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i just watched Interstellar...has anyone seen it?
i really enjoyed it,
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Old 12-12-2015, 02:02
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I have a new tablet to take. It tastes of condoms.
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Old 12-12-2015, 02:12
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I have a new tablet to take. It tastes of condoms.


Many many lolingtons!
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Old 12-12-2015, 02:27
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I have a new tablet to take. It tastes of condoms.
Totally jumping in on the topic now, but I saw a Johnny machine in the toilet that had Curry flavoured condoms.

Now, banana condoms barely taste like banana. Same for all the fruit flavoured sexual prophylactics. Mint flavour is basically a condom lightly dipped in mouthwash, with a similar tingling sensation afterwards. I dread to think what curry tastes like. And what kind of curry? Chip shop curry? Korma? Tikka masala? Or a spicy vindaloo? I kinda get why you'd want a fruity flavoured condom - fruit is sweet and "fresh". "Freshness" is a flavour you'd aspire to taste during an act of intimate foreplay... But curry?! Day old curry when you're doing a "Hail Mary" on a man? I don't know.

I didn't mean to deter the topic of conversation... But you know, condoms an that...
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Old 12-12-2015, 03:06
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Totally jumping in on the topic now, but I saw a Johnny machine in the toilet that had Curry flavoured condoms.

Now, banana condoms barely taste like banana. Same for all the fruit flavoured sexual prophylactics. Mint flavour is basically a condom lightly dipped in mouthwash, with a similar tingling sensation afterwards. I dread to think what curry tastes like. And what kind of curry? Chip shop curry? Korma? Tikka masala? Or a spicy vindaloo? I kinda get why you'd want a fruity flavoured condom - fruit is sweet and "fresh". "Freshness" is a flavour you'd aspire to taste during an act of intimate foreplay... But curry?! Day old curry when you're doing a "Hail Mary" on a man? I don't know.

I didn't mean to deter the topic of conversation... But you know, condoms an that...
Welcome!! jump on in!!!
My tablet tasted of cheap and extremely pungent latex
There was no curry or minty goodness to be found, I feel somehow cheated,

p.s. i LOVED western australia! By far the best bit
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Old 12-12-2015, 08:37
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Morning all peeps! "sweeps poolside, lays out clean towels on loungers, clears away sangria glasses and chocolatey plates*

I've never tasted a condom I liked to be quite honest. It's like trying to eat a mini roll through the wrapper........
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Old 12-12-2015, 13:15
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snow.
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Old 12-12-2015, 13:24
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Jellus!!

On Faceybook I saw there is to be an expedition across the Atlantic in a Norse longboat, they are looking for volunteers! Oh to be young and fit
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Old 12-12-2015, 15:00
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Jellus!!

On Faceybook I saw there is to be an expedition across the Atlantic in a Norse longboat, they are looking for volunteers! Oh to be young and fit
How long would that take?!
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Old 12-12-2015, 15:09
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How long would that take?!
5-6 weeks depending on prevailing winds
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Old 12-12-2015, 15:22
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Jellus!!

On Faceybook I saw there is to be an expedition across the Atlantic in a Norse longboat, they are looking for volunteers! Oh to be young and fit
couldn't get far but HERE is the blizzard!

dammit don't they need debilitated wise women on this trip?

N.B. not sure i'd be keen on viking toilet facilities
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Old 12-12-2015, 15:22
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How long would that take?!
i couldn't hold on for five to six weeks.....
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