Originally Posted by
twassington:
“My crumpets may be small, but they are FARM SHOP crumpets! Crisply toasted and dripping with butter
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Yes that's all well and good but I want a giant muppet one

I haven't been this excited since Asda did Christmas tree crumpets t'other year !!!
Originally Posted by
twassington:
“I'm sorry to hear of someone passing Moose. Most inconsiderate of them under the circumstances 
I always joke about death since my ex passed. He would have expected it
It won't have helped you though at a difficult time. xx”
Originally Posted by tk096:
“Hellooooo Mooose! Lovely to see you, lovely you are going to have a shiny new home for the new year. Sorry to hear you have lost someone else, but I have here a warm choccy pudding with choccy sauce, get yer chops around that.”
Thanks. Was my sisters father in law. I didn't know him but it's entailed trips up and down to Essex for them and they'll be down there best part of next week for the funeral .... this on top of my new kitchen coming and requiring building before they go off jollying for New Year.
Choccy pudding - just what the doctor ordered

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