Fingers, toes, and eyes crossed it really is not so little Dexter!!!!

Longest night of my life waiting for sister and brother in law to wake up and check their messages !!!!!! (Like waiting for Santa as a kid )

It really is him

He's been taken in to a rescue just out of town. Very thin and hungry. Found only a few streets from his home
Brother in law stuck in meetings all morning but has left them an email and will hopefully sort the arrangements to get the bugger home this afternoon.

Haven't stopped smiling, laughing or crying

What fantastic news! He's going to be the most spoiled puss!!! I bet you can't wait to see him. Brilliant!!!

He will be. He's also going to be grounded for the foreseeable

Pops everything in sight! What wonderful news

Very wise!!! A housey cat for a while at least methinks Which won't be easy with a puss that's used to going out

Plenty of butter on those paws

Need a lot of butter. Them's are BIG pawsies

I had a looky for the gigantic crumpets while out, but only the normal size ones were available I've not even SEEN these giant ones other than on the tellybox! How big are they? Side plate size???? Dinner plate??

*Raids thread, nicks giant crumpets, exits thread*

I had two side plate sized Warburtons giant crumpets just the other day. Not half bad.

There aren't any here you doofus!!


Not THAT big then. I had visions of pizza sized ones!

I suppose it depends on how big your mouth is.

Jagger and then some

Make sure you don't swallow your own head.

It's far too big for that

Have you had all your doors widened so that your head can fit through?

I live in a hobbit hole with circular doors

What you waiting for then? Go get us some. Now !!!! Go on ..... scram. And don't come back till you'be got 'em !!!!

P.S. Guess who's home No idea when I'll get to see him but soon I hope. The back has me incarcerated today. Bloody typical when I had a day off from new housey stuff to crack on with some old housey stuff

Are you a flump?????

The second I read that I could hear the theme choon in my head!!

I can hear Grandpa Flump trying to play his trombone. I remember the episode when Pootle put a carrot in it. Such high paced adrenaline rushy drama

Twass can make a sound like a trombone without even using her mouth. She's a talented woman.

Can she whistle and blow bubbles out of it too?

My mouth or....................?