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Old 20-12-2015, 20:45
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Let's just say that it involves bodily fluid.
Eeuuw !!!

*Grabs tan by scruff of neck and kicks out thread*

And stay out, ya dirty bugger
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Old 20-12-2015, 20:46
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Wrong side of the body!
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Old 20-12-2015, 20:58
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Where's the whips and kinky shit gone??
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Old 20-12-2015, 21:28
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Eeuuw !!!

*Grabs tan by scruff of neck and kicks out thread*

And stay out, ya dirty bugger
Bloody hell, someone else trying to lower the tone.

We are quite capable of doing that ourselves.

Back from Chrimbo lunch *wobble* had a quick look round and stumbled into Sound of Music live. Nuns! Nuns!
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Old 20-12-2015, 22:54
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Where's the whips and kinky shit gone??
Just don't
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Old 20-12-2015, 22:55
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So sorry Moose, here's your trough of stuffing, and nuts for Holly Humbug. Night all x
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Old 21-12-2015, 08:03
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*takes fresh water in to Holly Humbug and mucks out stall*
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Old 21-12-2015, 09:45
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*takes fresh water in to Holly Humbug and mucks out stall*
We really should get tan to do that, punishment for sullying our respectable thread with his filth

Never will I be able to play snowballs with the moglets again with innocence and pure mindedness

*Tucks in to stuffing* Thanks TK
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Old 21-12-2015, 10:05
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Lemon sorbet anyone?
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Old 21-12-2015, 10:06
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Lemon sorbet anyone?
Is nothing sacred
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Old 21-12-2015, 11:18
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Old 21-12-2015, 14:45
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Lemon sorbet anyone?
Ooh yes please! Heading out to do some shopping, anyone want anything? Will get some passion fruit to tempt planets
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Old 21-12-2015, 16:29
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Ooh yes please! Heading out to do some shopping, anyone want anything? Will get some passion fruit to tempt planets
Glue dots. I keep running out of the feckers
I quite fancy a Double Decker too. Please don't come back with a bus !!!!
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Old 21-12-2015, 19:32
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Lemon sorbet anyone?
Ooooh, lemon sorbet! My friends and I once went for a drunken walk, we walked about two miles, and decided to pick lemons off every lemon tree we came across - admittedly, the original reason for the walk was for a couple of lemons for the Gin & Tonic and some greasy takeaway.

Needless to say, we ended up with five bags full of lemons. I've never eaten so much lemon sorbet in my life. That stuff is, what I believe the youngsters say, "the bomb".
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Old 21-12-2015, 21:40
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Glue dots. I keep running out of the feckers
I quite fancy a Double Decker too. Please don't come back with a bus !!!!
Phew, took ages, town was busy then had to get dinner.

Now glue dots first, several thousand. Got to get that project finished! Then Cadbury selection boxes, 5 for €10, each contains 1 small and one bigger choc bar, a fudge bar, a real crunchie, bag of buttons and yes a double decker! One for everyone.

Passion fruits and prosecco, Happy Solstice twass, are you home yet An??
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Old 21-12-2015, 22:14
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Hello noodkleopatra, help yourself to the goodies.
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Old 21-12-2015, 23:44
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Phew, took ages, town was busy then had to get dinner.

Now glue dots first, several thousand. Got to get that project finished! Then Cadbury selection boxes, 5 for €10, each contains 1 small and one bigger choc bar, a fudge bar, a real crunchie, bag of buttons and yes a double decker! One for everyone.

Passion fruits and prosecco, Happy Solstice twass, are you home yet An??
Everyone said I could have their Double Deckers

And just what are you implying when you say a real crunchie ?????
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Old 22-12-2015, 00:31
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Everyone said I could have their Double Deckers

And just what are you implying when you say a real crunchie ?????
We'll save your delectable products for when they are really needed
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Old 22-12-2015, 01:51
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Everyone said I could have their Double Deckers

And just what are you implying when you say a real crunchie ?????
Yes I am home. I have arrived back here to a funny smell which upon investigation led to the airing cupboard where I store my nicely laundered sheets and towels as well as put recently washed clothing to air. Everything in there is soaking wet and stinks of musty wet cloth. So my home resembles a Chinese laundry without the newly washed smell. I have sheets , pillow cases and towels hanging everywhere with the worst of them in a soggy heap in the bath.

In the grand scheme of thngs bnot the worst thing that can happen but very annoying so close to Christmas to be surrounded by wet sheets and the smell of mildrw instead of being surrounded with evergreen and baubles and the smell of mince pies.
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Old 22-12-2015, 08:30
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Morning all, sorry about your airing cupboard An

The gig was fabulous last night, a sea of elderly goths behaving like teenagers

Do you like reliving your yoof?
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Old 22-12-2015, 10:09
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Morning all, sorry about your airing cupboard An

The gig was fabulous last night, a sea of elderly goths behaving like teenagers

Do you like reliving your yoof?
This should be in the Question and Answer thread!

(Glad you enjoyed your concert )
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Old 22-12-2015, 10:11
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Yes I am home. I have arrived back here to a funny smell which upon investigation led to the airing cupboard where I store my nicely laundered sheets and towels as well as put recently washed clothing to air. Everything in there is soaking wet and stinks of musty wet cloth. So my home resembles a Chinese laundry without the newly washed smell. I have sheets , pillow cases and towels hanging everywhere with the worst of them in a soggy heap in the bath.

In the grand scheme of thngs bnot the worst thing that can happen but very annoying so close to Christmas to be surrounded by wet sheets and the smell of mildrw instead of being surrounded with evergreen and baubles and the smell of mince pies.
Yikes

So have you sprung a leak ???????

Welcome home .... you forgot to bring planets back with you
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Old 22-12-2015, 14:26
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I've dragged my weary hungover carcass home now

Yes, where IS planets?? I hope no IC catastrophes have occurred
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Old 22-12-2015, 15:28
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All I can say is thank fookety fook I'm not one of 11, like my Gran was !!!!!

The end is nigh .... I mean in sight.
*Crawls back up to the bomb si ... crafty room*

p.s. Need cake!
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Old 22-12-2015, 15:42
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*slips large platter of assorted cupcakes under craft room door*

It's a labour of love. I just hope it is appreciated!!
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