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Old 02-01-2016, 17:56
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Me too planets! I shall recommence Vikings tomorrow. And I will take my time with it this time and savour it

Have you been having another perve...I mean, watch?
I shall check all the local psychiatric facilities close to the thread just in case *crosses fingers An is ok*

I have been VERY good i wanted to wait until all your festive visits were over so i could join in a synchronised Ragnarfest.....i have managed to assuage myself with Father Ted dvds

I think it's time to dread my hair, sharpen the axe, slaughter some passing strangers and invade europe.....are you with me?! *bangs shield for horsey cat*
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Old 02-01-2016, 18:02
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I shall check all the local psychiatric facilities close to the thread just in case *crosses fingers An is ok*

I have been VERY good i wanted to wait until all your festive visits were over so i could join in a synchronised Ragnarfest.....i have managed to assuage myself with Father Ted dvds

I think it's time to dread my hair, sharpen the axe, slaughter some passing strangers and invade europe.....are you with me?! *bangs shield for horsey cat*
YES! THREAD WALL!!!!!!!

I saw my daughter off this morning, ripped down all the decorations, and started cleaning the house. Just got to hoover it tomorrow and I can have episode one!
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Old 02-01-2016, 18:11
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YES! THREAD WALL!!!!!!!

I saw my daughter off this morning, ripped down all the decorations, and started cleaning the house. Just got to hoover it tomorrow and I can have episode one!
excellent
You will need a tray of savoury and sweet treats to avoid leaving the sofa
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Old 02-01-2016, 18:12
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excellent
You will need a tray of savoury and sweet treats to avoid leaving the sofa
And a horn of ale Now can we persuade tk to join us and start watching hers?
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Old 02-01-2016, 18:17
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And a horn of ale Now can we persuade tk to join us and start watching hers?
YES!!!! or
we could kidnap her, tie her to the sofa, force feeding her cheesey scones and bacon sandwiches whilst we play the dvds...
whaddya think?
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Old 02-01-2016, 18:19
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YES!!!! or
we could kidnap her, tie her to the sofa, force feeding her cheesey scones and bacon sandwiches whilst we play the dvds...
whaddya think?
Brilliant plan! I could almost imagine you'd thunk it up well in advance in anticipation of such an event After five minutes we can untie her cos by then she'll be hooked
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Old 02-01-2016, 18:25
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Brilliant plan! I could almost imagine you'd thunk it up well in advance in anticipation of such an event After five minutes we can untie her cos by then she'll be hooked
I'm a problem solver Twass
Bit in bold is so true, one glimpse of ragnar knowing something no one else does and that's it, she'll be in the thread wall for life
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Old 02-01-2016, 18:47
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I'm a problem solver Twass
Bit in bold is so true, one glimpse of ragnar knowing something no one else does and that's it, she'll be in the thread wall for life

Ohhhhhhhh that look.....
.......

Now how are we going to lure An over to the dark side??
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Old 02-01-2016, 18:54
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Ohhhhhhhh that look.....
.......

Now how are we going to lure An over to the dark side??
Ah Ragnar *sighs respectfully*

i'm thinking alcohol, some tasty cheeses, the promise of an Argentine Tango and a strong rope

Sorry for the lateness of my reply i had to have an emergency bacon and egg. The crisis has now been resolved
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Old 02-01-2016, 19:04
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Ah Ragnar *sighs respectfully*

i'm thinking alcohol, some tasty cheeses, the promise of an Argentine Tango and a strong rope

Sorry for the lateness of my reply i had to have an emergency bacon and egg. The crisis has now been resolved
I know the necessity for an emergency bacon and egg. With a nice chunk of crusty buttered bread to mop the plate with

Will we really need to resort to the rope?
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Old 02-01-2016, 19:10
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I know the necessity for an emergency bacon and egg. With a nice chunk of crusty buttered bread to mop the plate with

Will we really need to resort to the rope
?
Indeed *licks lips* i am currently favouring paninis
Bit in bold: i suspect it depends on how much alcohol is used
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Old 02-01-2016, 19:28
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Indeed *licks lips* i am currently favouring paninis
Bit in bold: i suspect it depends on how much alcohol is used
Is an Argentine Tango a particularly powerful boozy cocktail?
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Old 02-01-2016, 19:33
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Is an Argentine Tango a particularly powerful boozy cocktail?
it very well might be
the generally accepted version involves a man and some music
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Old 02-01-2016, 19:47
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it very well might be
the generally accepted version involves a man and some music
Ah

Well maybe we need a case of Prosecco as well then
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Old 02-01-2016, 19:49
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Ah

Well maybe we need a case of Prosecco as well then
Better safe than sorry i say....
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Old 02-01-2016, 19:53
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Better safe than sorry i say....
Maybe a case of Prosecco and another one of Chateau Neuf du Pape as well.

We'll have to rob a bank!
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Old 02-01-2016, 19:55
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Maybe a case of Prosecco and another one of Chateau Neuf du Pape as well.

We'll have to rob a bank!
now that's MY favourite!!
it's virtual - we can use virtual credit
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Old 02-01-2016, 20:07
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now that's MY favourite!!
it's virtual - we can use virtual credit
Why have I never thought of virtual credit!

*buys a viking longship with two lusty vikings in it
* Three guesses who
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Old 02-01-2016, 20:10
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Why have I never thought of virtual credit!

*buys a viking longship with two lusty vikings in it
* Three guesses who
excellent shopping ...any reason you only bought two lusty vikings?

i'm guessing ragnar and rollo

guess that leaves me Bjorn and FLoki?
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Old 02-01-2016, 20:15
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excellent shopping ...any reason you only bought two lusty vikings?

i'm guessing ragnar and rollo

guess that leaves me Bjorn and FLoki?
We can share all four

We'll need to be quick before An and tk see them, or they'll get worn out
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Old 02-01-2016, 20:16
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We can share all four

We'll need to be quick before An and tk see them, or they'll get worn out
So kind of you to share

I have to say tk looked after Rollo very well indeed when he was the thread slave...it was Scarlet who broke him
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Old 02-01-2016, 20:28
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So kind of you to share

I have to say tk looked after Rollo very well indeed when he was the thread slave...it was Scarlet who broke him
And who is she?? It would take a particularly stout lady to break Rollo
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Old 02-01-2016, 20:31
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And who is she?? It would take a particularly stout lady to break Rollo
Scarlet is (no doubt) gorgeous in every way, with a voracious appetite. Rollo was hospitalised with exhaustion....you can imagine. He disappeared shortly after and has been in hiding ever since
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Old 02-01-2016, 20:34
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Scarlet is (no doubt) gorgeous in every way, with a voracious appetite. Rollo was hospitalised with exhaustion....you can imagine. He disappeared shortly after and has been in hiding ever since
Will he be trembling with fear now I've bought him We'll be gentle with him. Only an hour each
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Old 02-01-2016, 20:37
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Will he be trembling with fear now I've bought him We'll be gentle with him. Only an hour each
i'm sure he'll toughen up quickly - he's used to recovering from massive injuries
as you say we can ease him in to his duties
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