I shall check all the local psychiatric facilities close to the thread just in case *crosses fingers An is ok*

I have been VERY good i wanted to wait until all your festive visits were over so i could join in a synchronised Ragnarfest.....i have managed to assuage myself with Father Ted dvds

I think it's time to dread my hair, sharpen the axe, slaughter some passing strangers and invade europe.....are you with me?! *bangs shield for horsey cat*

YES! THREAD WALL!!!!!!!

I saw my daughter off this morning, ripped down all the decorations, and started cleaning the house. Just got to hoover it tomorrow and I can have episode one!

excellent
You will need a tray of savoury and sweet treats to avoid leaving the sofa

And a horn of ale Now can we persuade tk to join us and start watching hers?

YES!!!! or
we could kidnap her, tie her to the sofa, force feeding her cheesey scones and bacon sandwiches whilst we play the dvds...
whaddya think?

Brilliant plan! I could almost imagine you'd thunk it up well in advance in anticipation of such an event After five minutes we can untie her cos by then she'll be hooked

I'm a problem solver Twass
Bit in bold is so true, one glimpse of ragnar knowing something no one else does and that's it, she'll be in the thread wall for life

Ohhhhhhhh that look............

Now how are we going to lure An over to the dark side??

Ah Ragnar *sighs respectfully*

i'm thinking alcohol, some tasty cheeses, the promise of an Argentine Tango and a strong rope

Sorry for the lateness of my reply i had to have an emergency bacon and egg. The crisis has now been resolved

I know the necessity for an emergency bacon and egg. With a nice chunk of crusty buttered bread to mop the plate with

Will we really need to resort to the rope?

Indeed *licks lips* i am currently favouring paninis
Bit in bold: i suspect it depends on how much alcohol is used

Is an Argentine Tango a particularly powerful boozy cocktail?

it very well might be
the generally accepted version involves a man and some music

Ah

Well maybe we need a case of Prosecco as well then

Better safe than sorry i say....

Maybe a case of Prosecco and another one of Chateau Neuf du Pape as well.

We'll have to rob a bank!

now that's MY favourite!!
it's virtual - we can use virtual credit

Why have I never thought of virtual credit!

*buys a viking longship with two lusty vikings in it* Three guesses who

excellent shopping ...any reason you only bought two lusty vikings?

i'm guessing ragnar and rollo

guess that leaves me Bjorn and FLoki?

We can share all four

We'll need to be quick before An and tk see them, or they'll get worn out

So kind of you to share

I have to say tk looked after Rollo very well indeed when he was the thread slave...it was Scarlet who broke him

And who is she?? It would take a particularly stout lady to break Rollo

Scarlet is (no doubt) gorgeous in every way, with a voracious appetite. Rollo was hospitalised with exhaustion....you can imagine. He disappeared shortly after and has been in hiding ever since

Will he be trembling with fear now I've bought him We'll be gentle with him. Only an hour each

i'm sure he'll toughen up quickly - he's used to recovering from massive injuries
as you say we can ease him in to his duties