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There's another?
![]() What the fudge ![]() ![]() ![]() I have a headache just trying to read that ![]() )but there's also a collection of "metaphysical poems" ![]() Here's my poem. Rejection by planets **** off. What do you think ? i know it's a bit derivative of e.e.cummings ....
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Well LUCKILY it's a short story of 14 pages (one can only hope there are more than two sentences contained within those 14 pages
)but there's also a collection of "metaphysical poems" ![]() Here's my poem. Rejection by planets **** off. What do you think ? i know it's a bit derivative of e.e.cummings .... ![]() ![]() Christ! Bet that'd be the longest short story ever (badly) written. Now I'm quite interested in the metaphysical but I think I shall give these odes a miss .... |
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Brilliant! You should get that published
![]() Christ! Bet that'd be the longest short story ever (badly) written. Now I'm quite interested in the metaphysical but I think I shall give these odes a miss .... ![]() The prose is horrific i can only imagine the poetry..... I'm starving....does Dexter like toast? |
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thanks for being so supportive i really appreciate you taking the time to review my work
![]() The prose is horrific i can only imagine the poetry..... I'm starving....does Dexter like toast? )
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Oooh I don't know. If he's anything like mine, he will enjoy a lick of the butter off a slice (Little actually eats the bread too
) and cheese he loves cheese.....i'll do a savoury slice and a sweet one. the smell of toast is hypnotic gino should supremely balance some next to the coffees to entice customers....
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The tuna and the kippers didn't work maybe tea and toast will.....my friend's cat Charlie adores marmite
and cheese he loves cheese.....i'll do a savoury slice and a sweet one. the smell of toast is hypnotic gino should supremely balance some next to the coffees to entice customers....![]() ![]() ![]() You could write a New York bestseller with that ![]() Eeeuw !!! I'm not buying marmite for mine to try! Little used to love anything potato based when she was littler. Chips, crisps (had to be Tesco's own french fries - Walkers would not do!) Norty currently goes mad for my Quorn deli meat. And mini cheddars! Both are loving my scones right now
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It's astonishing isn't it?
![]() You're not reading her other book are you? This is one sentence "When it comes to much needed love and Owen the next door neighbor is the only man in their lives, in reality, only one can have him, but it may appear everyone's in denial as each live out a fantasy with deep and somewhat strange psychological consequences in this gripping short story as they deal in their own way to let go of the guilt of a tragic family accident."dammit *fries kippers* |
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Its bad but still better than 50 shades. The worst written book I have ever picked up - based on three paragraphs read on a flick through of a copy in Oxfam.
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![]() ![]() ![]() You could write a New York bestseller with that ![]() Eeeuw !!! I'm not buying marmite for mine to try! Little used to love anything potato based when she was littler. Chips, crisps (had to be Tesco's own french fries - Walkers would not do!) Norty currently goes mad for my Quorn deli meat. And mini cheddars! Both are loving my scones right now ![]()
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Worst I've ever read was rather controversially Cormack McCarthy's 'The Road'. I thought it was a god awful, repetitive, lacking in any substance, lumbering piece of dreary crap.
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![]() ![]() ![]() You could write a New York bestseller with that ![]() Eeeuw !!! I'm not buying marmite for mine to try! Little used to love anything potato based when she was littler. Chips, crisps (had to be Tesco's own french fries - Walkers would not do!) Norty currently goes mad for my Quorn deli meat. And mini cheddars! Both are loving my scones right now ![]() ![]() people will think i'm writing your posts as well as my own ![]() ah so that's where the scones went?! cats eating skips is funny they look really confused when they dissolve
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Not tonight, thanks.
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Its bad but still better than 50 shades. The worst written book I have ever picked up - based on three paragraphs read on a flick through of a copy in Oxfam.
![]() i just couldn't make myself even for laughs after reading a few choice sentences.... |
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Not tonight, thanks.
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bit up front wasn't she? no foreplay or anything
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Worst I've ever read was rather controversially Cormack McCarthy's 'The Road'. I thought it was a god awful, repetitive, lacking in any substance, lumbering piece of dreary crap.
absolutely terrible. Sometime after reading it i came across a sort of review of it by a psychiatrist analysing the readers who liked it....then it totally made sense of the guy who had given it to me as his favourite book. Terrible terrible book. It makes Twilight look like a work of genius. The same guy gave me a copy of The Road...i haven't dared open it
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Not tonight, thanks.
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bit up front wasn't she? no foreplay or anything
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i've never read it
![]() i just couldn't make myself even for laughs after reading a few choice sentences....
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Worst book i've ever read is Ender's Game by Jacqueline Howett's brother i think......
absolutely terrible. Sometime after reading it i came across a sort of review of it by a psychiatrist analysing the readers who liked it....then it totally made sense of the guy who had given it to me as his favourite book. Terrible terrible book. It makes Twilight look like a work of genius. The same guy gave me a copy of The Road...i haven't dared open it ![]() |
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Me too. I only read 3 short excerpts. But I don't see why that shoudl deter me from giving it a thorough review though.
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I meant does 'The Road' have sex as a sort of redeeaming feature. It is the only possible explanation of how it became a global phenomena
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neither do i sometimes something is so bad the smell permeates in one (lengthy and nonsensical) sentence planets hypnotiseyfied hypnotically An with her supreme coffee balancing smoothification......
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Who is this guy? What did you do to him?
![]() ![]() i was nice!!! He gave me this big stash of all his favourite books to read. It was supposed to be some sort of seduction i think. Every single one of them (except The Road which i couldn't bring myself to read) was dreadful, sort of whatever level there is below trash. It made chick lit look erudite and sane. Anything which details 6 year olds having naked soapy fights to the death for 40 pages needs an editor (and possibly some lithium).
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Little edit.
You're on to a winner now. ![]() ![]() ![]() you must be my editor!!! you give my work a quality i've always dreamt of achieving.
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None. But had there been any nookie, it would have been like a corpse shagging an earwig. Such was the 'atmosphere'.
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That uplifting huh?
I spent the duration of this one praying a huge truck would come along and knock me over in the middle of the bloody road. You really have got to read it
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)but there's also a collection of "metaphysical poems"
