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Old 11-11-2015, 13:55
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The whattie?



That damn book must be a bloke thing! It was a member of the male species who recommended it to me. His fave book, the best book ever, you have to read it Moose ....

I would have had a more constructive and enjoyable few weeks plucking the hairs on my big toe
If it takes you a few weeks to pluck the hairs from your big toe you've got bigger problems than wasting time reading the lyrical horror of The Road.
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Old 11-11-2015, 13:55
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Slef preservation my love. Self preservation.
I just date people who can't read.
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Old 11-11-2015, 14:54
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If it takes you a few weeks to pluck the hairs from your big toe you've got bigger problems than wasting time reading the lyrical horror of The Road.
She's a moose remember. Big toes for walking on snow and lots of hair for insulation. Elementary my dear Picto.
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Old 11-11-2015, 15:29
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She's a moose remember. Big toes for walking on snow and lots of hair for insulation. Elementary my dear Picto.
In that case a moose using tweezers is extraordinary. I envisage a spot on next years Britains Got Talent.
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Old 11-11-2015, 15:33
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I've read 'The Road'. It's quite a cheerful and uplifting book for me.

I just finished reading another Cormac McCarthy yesterday - 'All The Pretty Horses' - but my Spanish isn't that great so I struggled a bit.

Blood meridian is still my favourite Cormac McCarthy book.

Why do women avoid me after perusing my book collection?
*backs away quietly whispers* Moose he's one of them

The Elk Rut:
The rut has six phases: the pre-rut, the first breeding phase, the first rest phase, the second breeding phase, the second rest phase, and the third breeding phase.

Yelping also known as “grunting” is usually only made by herd bulls when they are excited. They are made more often while interacting with cows than with other bulls.
“Yelping commonly was accompanied by contractions of the penile region with simultaneous emission of short spurts of urine.” *nods head*
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Old 11-11-2015, 15:34
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In that case a moose using tweezers is extraordinary. I envisage a spot on next years Britains Got Talent.
She makes scones and crunchies too
*imagines simon cowell eating Moose's crunchies*
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Old 11-11-2015, 15:35
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She makes scones and crunchies too
*imagines simon cowell eating Moose's crunchies*
*tries not to imagine simon cowell eating Moose's crunchies *
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Old 11-11-2015, 15:40
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I would have had a more constructive and enjoyable few weeks plucking the hairs on my big toe
I think there's big money in a fetish website for that ...phwooooar look at those beauties
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Old 11-11-2015, 15:44
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*tries not to imagine simon cowell eating Moose's crunchies *
Moose's crunchies are akin to the cyanide pill given to spies during the cold war, except death takes longer and is more painful.
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Old 11-11-2015, 18:03
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*tries not to imagine simon cowell eating Moose's crunchies *
The depravity gets earlier and earlier these days ....
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Old 11-11-2015, 18:04
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The Elk Rut:
The rut has six phases: the pre-rut, the first breeding phase, the first rest phase, the second breeding phase, the second rest phase, and the third breeding phase.

Yelping also known as “grunting” is usually only made by herd bulls when they are excited. They are made more often while interacting with cows than with other bulls.
“Yelping commonly was accompanied by contractions of the penile region with simultaneous emission of short spurts of urine.” *nods head*
*Stares blankly at screen*
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Old 11-11-2015, 18:16
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*Stares blankly at screen*
*wafts clotted cream fudge under Moose's nose*
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Old 11-11-2015, 18:24
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*wafts clotted cream fudge under Moose's nose*
That, I understand
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Old 11-11-2015, 18:24
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*tries not to imagine simon cowell eating Moose's crunchies *
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Old 11-11-2015, 18:25
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I think there's big money in a fetish website for that ...phwooooar look at those beauties
If there isn't there ought to be.

The depravity gets earlier and earlier these days ....
Doesn't tt just.
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Old 11-11-2015, 18:50
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If there isn't there ought to be.



Doesn't tt just.
it's all the refugees from neighbouring threads ..... they don't understand our heritage and the nature of the Moose...... i know i know that makes me a threadist
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:41
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*Nicks all cake, real and holographic and fudge for self*
Who would like to buy some cheese?
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:42
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*Nicks all cake, real and holographic and fudge for self*
Who would like to buy some cheese?
*nicks all cheese*
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:42
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I think there's big money in a fetish website for that ...phwooooar look at those beauties
Depraved!
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:43
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*nicks all cheese*
*Sniggers* It was starting to go off!
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:52
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*Sniggers* It was starting to go off!
i know i used it to make the fudge you nicked
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:52
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you love them .....i've seen you skulking about outside Hoofworld

careful Moose i think Chinny's in rut
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:59
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careful Moose i think Chinny's in rut
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Old 11-11-2015, 22:01
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*Runs screaming out of the madhouse*
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Old 11-11-2015, 22:04
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*Runs screaming out of the madhouse*
*is followed by the sound of clip-clopping*
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