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The whattie?
![]() That damn book must be a bloke thing! It was a member of the male species who recommended it to me. His fave book, the best book ever, you have to read it Moose .... I would have had a more constructive and enjoyable few weeks plucking the hairs on my big toe ![]() |
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Slef preservation my love. Self preservation.
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If it takes you a few weeks to pluck the hairs from your big toe you've got bigger problems than wasting time reading the lyrical horror of The Road.
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She's a moose remember. Big toes for walking on snow and lots of hair for insulation. Elementary my dear Picto.
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I've read 'The Road'. It's quite a cheerful and uplifting book for me.
I just finished reading another Cormac McCarthy yesterday - 'All The Pretty Horses' - but my Spanish isn't that great so I struggled a bit. Blood meridian is still my favourite Cormac McCarthy book. Why do women avoid me after perusing my book collection? ![]() Quote:
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![]() The rut has six phases: the pre-rut, the first breeding phase, the first rest phase, the second breeding phase, the second rest phase, and the third breeding phase. Yelping also known as “grunting” is usually only made by herd bulls when they are excited. They are made more often while interacting with cows than with other bulls. “Yelping commonly was accompanied by contractions of the penile region with simultaneous emission of short spurts of urine.” *nods head* |
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In that case a moose using tweezers is extraordinary. I envisage a spot on next years Britains Got Talent.
![]() *imagines simon cowell eating Moose's crunchies*
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She makes scones and crunchies too
![]() *imagines simon cowell eating Moose's crunchies* ![]() *
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I would have had a more constructive and enjoyable few weeks plucking the hairs on my big toe
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*tries not to imagine simon cowell eating Moose's crunchies
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*tries not to imagine simon cowell eating Moose's crunchies
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The Elk Rut:
The rut has six phases: the pre-rut, the first breeding phase, the first rest phase, the second breeding phase, the second rest phase, and the third breeding phase. Yelping also known as “grunting” is usually only made by herd bulls when they are excited. They are made more often while interacting with cows than with other bulls. “Yelping commonly was accompanied by contractions of the penile region with simultaneous emission of short spurts of urine.” *nods head* |
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*Stares blankly at screen*
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*wafts clotted cream fudge under Moose's nose*
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I think there's big money in a fetish website for that ...phwooooar look at those beauties
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The depravity gets earlier and earlier these days ....
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If there isn't there ought to be.
Doesn't tt just.
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*Nicks all cake, real and holographic and fudge for self*
![]() Who would like to buy some cheese?
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*Nicks all cake, real and holographic and fudge for self*
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I think there's big money in a fetish website for that ...phwooooar look at those beauties
![]() Depraved!
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*Sniggers* It was starting to go off!
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![]() Depraved!![]() careful Moose i think Chinny's in rut
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![]() *Runs screaming out of the madhouse*
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![]() *Runs screaming out of the madhouse* |
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