Missy!

ZYGONNNNNNNNS

Rapunzel

Becky with the good hair.

What do you mean she can't win? Okay, Rapunzel will do.

I absolutely demand to see Missy's showdance, so she's my winner.

"Whats that coming over the hill?! Its Cher!"

"Channel 4 (represented by Nigel Havers dressed as a number 4) come on and try to poach Missy to host Bake Off alongside Jon Culshaw!"

"Pasha Kovalev, now wearing a leotard with Peppa Pig on it, donated by Laura, aged 4 and a half."

"Battle 6 is the most frantic of the frantic frantisies, even more franticer than the franticerer battle in battle 6, Missy has her toughest challenge yet! All of a sudden Damahepa and Nigel Havers take over the stage to perform a 3 hour version of Hamlet!!! Missy finally admits defeat and goes and signs up for The Jump."

Mitch, you have excelled yourself! 😂😂

LINES HAVE BEEN FROZEN

Last night we saw our couples taken on three dances, but really it all came down to Mitch and his journey through Hamlet, John Simm, Peppa Pig leotards and ZYGONS. Your votes have now been counted (although it didn't take Johnny Ball to suss this results, even from a quick glace) and the couple leaving us in third place is...

THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE AND OLA JORDAN

As the star of my boyfriend's favourite childhood programme, I couldn't not let Thomas into the cast as much as it offended Luke's greater sensitivities. Anyway, I think it's fair to say the steam engine surpassed any expectations and if you're interested in learning more about this partnership, I'm sure Ola will have plenty of #FACTS (was that really his funnel?) ready for your enjoyment in her new autobiography!

I didn't see that coming!

Two remain...


This is all feeling a bit series twelve, isn't it? Anyway! They have two dances left to persuade you that they should be clutching the virtual glitterball trophy at the end of this epic series: the Showdance and the favourite dance.

When is the show coming?

Favourite Dance
Rapunzel and Kevin Clifton
Argentine Tango to ‘Move Bitch (Get Out the Way)’ (Ludacris)

Missy and Pasha Kovalev
Waltz to ‘Missy’s Theme’ (Murray Gold)

Freestyle
Rapunzel and Kevin Clifton
‘Hello’ (Adele)

Missy and Pasha Kovalev
‘2 Hearts’ (Kylie Minogue)


Marking Template:
Rapunzel and Kevin (Favourite) -
Missy and Pasha (Favourite) -

Rapunzel and Kevin (Showdance) -
Missy and Pasha (Showdance) -

Favourite Dance
Rapunzel and Kevin Clifton
Argentine Tango to ‘Move Bitch (Get Out the Way)’ (Ludacris)

Missy and Pasha Kovalev
Waltz to ‘Missy’s Theme’ (Murray Gold)

Freestyle
Rapunzel and Kevin Clifton
‘Hello’ (Adele)

Missy and Pasha Kovalev
‘2 Hearts’ (Kylie Minogue)


Marking Template:
Rapunzel and Kevin (Favourite) - 8
Missy and Pasha (Favourite) - 9

Rapunzel and Kevin (Showdance) - 10
Missy and Pasha (Showdance) - 10

I love 2 Hearts!

I absolutely love this game.

Rapunzel and Kevin (Favourite) - 10
Missy and Pasha (Favourite) - 10

Rapunzel and Kevin (Showdance) - 10
Missy and Pasha (Showdance) - 10

Rapunzel and Kevin (Favourite) - 9
Missy and Pasha (Favourite) - 10

Rapunzel and Kevin (Showdance) - 9
Missy and Pasha (Showdance) - 10

Rapunzel and Kevin (Favourite) - 10
Missy and Pasha (Favourite) - 9

Rapunzel and Kevin (Showdance) - 10
Missy and Pasha (Showdance) - 10

1st - Rapunzel and Kevin Clifton - 191
2nd - Missy and Pasha Kovalev - 190

There you have it. Your final leaderboard of the series and, after five dance, only a single mark separates your top two couples.

Of course the real differentiation starts now as lines are opening once more to allow you to vote for your WINNER!

Please state the name of your champ below. Lines close at 10pm.

If any of you are wondering how a final two with Thomas the Tank Engine would have looked:

RAPUNZEL is my winner.

Nigel and I have finished our Hamlet performance, and we collectively vote for Missy and Pasha!

Missy.

(Also I'm very proud of Missy's Showdance song).

#TeamMissy

Rapunzel

Rapunzel to win!