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Jay's jive is miles better - fact.
Really? Well Peter's Charleston scored more highly and there's nothing you can do about that.
Oh bollocks - it was rubbish. He was so far behind Janette he needed Dr Who's tardis.
Yeah? Well Jay's had 6 million years of training and it's all on youtube (insert random link that may or may not show "something" that may or may not be relevant). What have you got to say to that?
I'll tell you what I've got to say - Peter Andre's the spawn of the devil. But it's not a red devil. It's an orange one. And it's got extra long horns (

) to make him look taller.
Ha! Don't tell me about Peter Andre. Saint effing Jay only has to flutter his eyelashes and give out that big fake look of naivety and all the gullible ovary voters drink it all in and nobody can say anything negative about the ickle 25 year old man.
Oh yeah? Well the fact remains that Jay's jive was a million times better and Peter's Charleston, despite the inflated scores, isn't worthy of being mentioned in the same breath.
Hardly a fact. However, it is a fact that Peter's Charleston outscored it. The experts have spoken.
The experts that had to watch while their "ten" was screamed out over a clip of Peter being totally out of sync with Janette you mean?
Yes, the experts that have decided that despite Jay's training in every single form of dance SINCE HE WAS IN NAPPIES (by the way - check out this youtube clip of him doing the eightsome reel at primary school - ballroom ringer or what - look at that partner dancing), he still hasn't topped the leaderboard since that jive.
I'm getting off. It's making me feel nauseated.