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Old 11-11-2015, 21:23
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If only it didn't bring sand with it..for some reason..
Sand

I guess it's better than living next to a crematorium, waking up to find burnt flesh on your window with half an eyeball is not good before breakfast.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:23
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Cannot believe how hopeless Elle is.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:23
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Elle is actually more useless than Natalie and I didn't think that was possible.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:23
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I'd love to do power washing as that would be easy, and done in no time at all.
Not according to this lot it isn't.. They can't even get chewing gum up..
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:23
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They need to be expert at wall building, as that would take longer, although I've seen part of it done in a day.


I'd love to do power washing as that would be easy, and done in no time at all.
Yeah, said earlier, I'd concentrate on the cleaning jobs. Harder to cock up!
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:24
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Elle Project Manager, are you sure Karren.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:24
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As long as I don't have to listen to Joe Swash..then I'll be okay.
Make tea in those bits
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:24
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is April really called 'Apron'?!
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:24
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One of them might well pick up on that too though.
In usual tasks perhaps but there are so many clowns in there b@ggering things up that she'll hardly get noticed.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:24
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Sand

I guess it's better than living next to a crematorium, waking up to find burnt flesh on your window with half an eyeball is not good before breakfast.
Please tell me you are joking.. I would so freak out.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:24
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Machinery is always good
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:24
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Elle resigning as project manager.

Memories of Luisa hijacking and taking over
Bye bye Ellie if her team loses.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:25
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As long as I don't have to listen to Joe Swash..then I'll be okay.
Luckily he is on the after bit that no one watches
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:25
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Elle shouldn't have been PM, Joe the plumber who does this for a living should be PM. But she's not the one who chose to PM, it was Sugar. Whose fault is it then? Alan should just let them decide on their own.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:25
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Make tea in those bits
That could be a lot of tea..
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:25
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they are going to knock down walls with a fork?
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:25
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Machinery to level out the grass....a roller could do it without any bother.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:25
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I am enjoying Selina's task.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:25
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Don't suspect selina has done many dirty hands jobs
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:25
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This is a stupid task
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:26
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I think Brett and Sam should take their shirts off
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:26
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She's paying £75 per hour for gardening work
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:26
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None of these would know a days work if it slapped them in the face.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:26
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Let's get screwing, there's no time to waste! Carry on Apprentices.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:26
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Wouldn't it be lovely if LS sacked members of both teams?
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