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Old 11-11-2015, 21:26
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What has Gary ever done but make faces?
Brett seems to have underestimated just how little work Sam and Selina can do.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:26
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Bloody hell did you see the way Vana was pruning that bush..it looked like it was having an odd hair cut.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:26
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Aaand - that theatre job's dead...
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:26
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This is a stupid task
Yep
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:26
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Can they not find a few boy scouts.

The good old days before perverts then it was Bob a job now it is job to Bob.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:26
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Elle shouldn't have been PM, Joe the plumber who does this for a living should be PM. But she's not the one who chose to PM, it was Sugar. Whose fault is it then? Alan should just let them decide on their own.
Ellie is is construction as well, should be in her realm of experties.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:26
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Joe looks like David Arquette.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:27
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Oh my god it looks so crap
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:27
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Elle shouldn't have been PM, Joe the plumber who does this for a living should be PM. But she's not the one who chose to PM, it was Sugar. Whose fault is it then? Alan should just let them decide on their own.
But she was the one who is a Construction Manager so should be ideal for the task
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:27
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Let's get screwing, there's no time to waste! Carry on Apprentices.
There's a film in there somewhere. It's a shame that Kenneth Williams is no longer with us!

Sid James could play Alan Sugar too
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:27
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The wind moved his hand
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:27
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OMG that painting is carpe..
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:27
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Prick. "100% I can do va painting".
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:27
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They are all hopeless.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:27
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I wouldn't pay a damn thing for ruining my sign
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:28
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Ooops messed up on the painting.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:28
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Nice gardening job
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:28
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They should come round my house I'm a mug I pay for shoddy work constantly
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:28
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Bloody hell did you see the way Vana was pruning that bush..it looked like it was having an odd hair cut.
Reminded me of Penelope Keith in The Good Life picking beans
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:28
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They did a good job with that garden.

I thought wetting the terrace would be bad for painting it.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:28
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Brett messing up big time.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:28
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There's a film in there somewhere. It's a shame that Kenneth Williams is no longer with us!

Sid James could play Alan Sugar too
Oh yes - the absolute spit of him.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:28
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Knocked £30 off! I would not have paid them £30 for it in total, it was horrendous!
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:28
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No, you're not allowed to get away with it.....scrap it away, then repaint carefully!
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:29
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Please don't pay Brett
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