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Old 11-11-2015, 21:29
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Some of this is so shambolic.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:29
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Cant decide which team is going to lose more.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:29
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OMG Elle brings new meaning to the word incompetent.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:29
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I wonder how much it cost them to put everything right
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:29
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Were selina and Brett the house couple
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:29
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Bodge Jobs R Us
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:29
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Reminded me of Penelope Keith in The Good Life picking beans
Oh gods yes, and in her yellow outfit and wellies trying to dodge the mud.. That was so hilarious.

Is there anything that these teams can actually do? I am beginning to wonder how their businesses survive if they are so carpe..
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:29
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Knocked £30 off! I would not have paid them £30 for it in total, it was horrendous!
Yup she should have refused to pay for such a crap job.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:30
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"No I messed up didnt I"

ok.. say it like that it sounds like you f*cking planned it
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:30
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It must be hard to avoid painting cats given London has so many
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:30
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Don't suspect selina has done many dirty hands jobs
😨😨😆😕I don't know if it's me that's got a fitly mind....
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:30
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Eyyyy 420
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:30
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I like Elle but she is a gonner tonight.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:30
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Being a handyman would be tough if you had to work this quickly! I think your body would be broken after a week of this.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:30
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Football guy
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:30
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Cant decide which team is going to lose more.
B oth teams are going to get a rollicking in the boardroom, & one will win by default.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:30
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They were lucky to get £440.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:30
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we seem to have learnt that Joe is a plumber - which we knew.

we also seem to have an impossibility in the task painting something you have to wet to clean first.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:31
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Only £40 off for not finishing! Jammy buggers.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:31
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This is absolutely embarrassing!

The boardroom later will be interesting.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:31
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This task is not realistic.

You wouldn't have a cat and meow yourself you would hire a group of people who would work for minimum wage or have the government to pay for them.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:31
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Client shouldn't pay for any of it! Chewing gum wasn't part of it!
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:31
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Why did that man join in the barter and increase his offer when the job was finished and incomplete
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:31
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This bunch are horrendous, I wouldn't let them shine my shoes.
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Old 11-11-2015, 21:31
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😨😨😆😕I don't know if it's me that's got a fitly mind....
Well maybe she has
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