This isn't strictly about Strictly, but if you like Strictly, don't miss Flavia & Vincent's tour Last Tango. The last dance alone - not surprisingly an absolute show stopper of an AT - is worth the entry price alone. It s as good as it gets, if not better.

There was me thinking this could be about a lewd film with someone mumbling in it.

Fortunately it was Last Tango in Manchester

have you thought of writing the flyers?

I've got a ticket to see it in Canterbury...really looking forward to it.