What would you do?

Offer them a jelly baby....or a jammy dodger and a cup of tea.

Then run like a rabbit.

I like your style Granny

Soz, that was not an option I thought to put in the poll though

I would hand over the gun and ask if I can join them and be taken off this rock.

It's good to see 'tickle them under there' holding up reasonably well against 'shoot them'. To put in in definite terms though, we have 100% of voters so far being far more sensible than that chappie last night


What rock? Are you one of those Indian chaps who stands for thirty years (give or take) on a rock on one foot in the desert somewhere? If so how do you watch Doctor Who?

I wonder what DanDud17's view would be?

Like the 3rd rock from the sun... just anther way of saying Earth.

Well you've only been here x amount of years...give it a few more, stand up straight, adjust your loincloth, (and if you put that blooming foot down before time you won't reach enlightenment! ).

Blimey we have a ditherer on the poll Only a matter of time surely before we have someone who'd rather run right into a bunch of lethal aliens, trying to thwack them all with the gun, than actually try to shoot them from a distance!!!

Run, any alien with the technology to get here, will have invented body armour, force fields, and beam weapons

Anyone else wonder - if The Doctor did exist and ended up in their front room - where you'd go first? You know, if there was such thing as a Time Lord out there?

I would want to mostly stay on Earth around the 20th/21st century, can't be doing with alien planets, the mainstream audience following me would stop (even though Star Wars is a massive success and takes place in different galaxy)

Making sure they don't put four sugars in, as The Third Doctor did to his tea in Invasion of the Dinosaurs.

I'd go to 1961 and give a synopsis of 'Doctor Who' to Sydney Newman meaning it was all my idea. Or maybe option one if I was startled.