It seems as though 'joke names' (a la Mason Noise) are catching on. There was a guy with the surname 'Totalli' (yes, Totally) busking on piano at St Pancras, yesterday; and I still like the WCW wrestler's name, Justin Credible.

Please could I have your suggestions for jokey names, like Iso Wood and Noah Yuwantu...

Well theres Will.i.am...for a stage name, his real name of William doesn't have the same ring to it

There used to be a band called Morningwood!

They split up sometime ago but their lead singer Chantal Claret is married to Jimmy Urine who was in Mindless Self Indulgence.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morningwood

This has to be one of the daftest names for a group:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_The

You could say why why

Thanks, folks, but as the OP I was kinda hoping people would make up some funny fictitious ones

Les Beyan
Andrew Apicture
Andy Mann
Carol Needfule
Joe King
Carl Myname
Alex Tongue
Michelle Shocked

Just a random few.

Ivor Biggun had a hit in the late 70's

Courtney Act

Cheryls new name could be;

Pyhl Mycrack
Foot Anmouth

Thanks, folks

People forgetting Tinie Tempah

Phil McCrackin
Phil McCavity
Ben Dover