Of course Dicky smashed the cake!

Do people really do sports days and assault courses for a birthday party?

Why do they need to have a good bbq. When i was a kid they served me a cheap burger n a can of juice i was perfectly happy. I'm slightly delayed but if they serve up their chocolate cake that "may contain nuts" selina wins by default of the fact she didn't send her client to hospital.

Bloody arses lmao Nutella I thought it was a cheap shop own brand

Nutella contains hazlenuts..doh!!!

Gary finally gets round to telling the mum.

Nutella.

Levelling down - literally.

No common sense

Nut-tella

Oh shut up Karen, just tell the woman to not eat it, and everyone else is fine.

Jeez.

Is anyone actually having any fun.

How the heck can they get nuts in a chocolate cake.

Phew, not Nut tellah.

Oh belt the f*ck up Brady

She doesnt half like to browbeat people. Must be hell working for her

I wouldn't touch it at all even if it says "may contain nuts"

Ignorance.

There may be traces of nuts but no actual nuts in.

Gary!

How about read the ****ing ingredients?

The numpty put Cadbury choc spread - I *think* that has nuts...

Is the clue in the name?

Whatever happened to a nice jam sponge

May contain nuts = doesn't contain nuts = nuts.

Why is it such a big issue? It's the kids birthday, not your wife's. Tell the silly moo to avoid it.