When The Voting Viewer Tide Turns On Jay As They Look Behind The Cute Façade Only To See A Vacant Sign, Will He Get Stuck on a Mudbank Of Audience Indifference, Or Will He Drop Anchor In A Rock Pool Full of Rose Tinted Adoring Teeny Tiny Fans And Hope The Tide Of Voting Viewers Comes Back In Again For Him Just In Time Before The Final ?

If its a choice between the inevitable eventual voyage to the bottom of the sea with Jay or riding on the crest of a wave surfing into the final with Peter his six pack and a personality brimming with sincerity, will Jay fans jump ship before it goes down when they realise his ship is holed below the waterline ?



What Are Jays Good and Bad Points ?

What Are Peters Good And Bad Points ?

Lol

I have no words either.

I agree lol

I'll play Terry!

Jay:
Good points - can do both Latin and ballroom. Will do a decent if contempowaffly SD and is suitably humble. Plus he comes from Newark (he's done very well )
Bad points - he eats babies

Pete:
Good points - he should be able to do a decent Michael Jackson homage SD. He is on refurbished cake toppers! http://www.amazon.co.uk/Peter-Andre-.../dp/B004Q55FW8 Oh and he really really really really loves his kids
Bad points - he marries babies

This is the BEST of your thread titles Terry

Laughed my head off.

Strictly Christmas tree decoration glitter bauble for YOU.

brilliant thread yet again , love your work

Jay can Jive
Peter can dive

good points , both paired with brilliant beautiful pro dancers , doesn't get any better than that

I have read both BeyonceCastle but I think I might need a translation.

Jay;

I am going to really try hard with Jay tonight to see what all the fuss is about and try and fathom what his followers are fascinated by, his fabaceous frame is a fail for me, I really don't understand why his fans fantasticate over him.

Peter;

Its easy to see why the public have fallen in love with Peter though, his brand of entertaining showmanship and charm is irresistable.

As if Peter has any bad points to mention!

Jay can do a mean Jive. Peter can't and won't jive...simple as that really for moi

I must admit I did not see Jays jive madetomeaseure, some have said that Jay is somewhat over rated on Strictly Come Dancing and I tend to agree with that view, I am struggling to see what all the fuss is about, perhaps someone can enlighten me.

You're very astute, Terry x

You need to find the jive on youtube Terry. It'll make more sense then.

Ah Terry I have to admire your commitment.

No the viewers will not turn on Jay there is no reason why they should he is easily one of the best dancers this year, he is likeable, he appeals to all ages, he has done one if not best dance in the Jive of all the series

If there was a prize for most elaborate post or most imaginative use of metaphors, you would definitely win it!

Not to mention devotion to the capital letter.

Ah Terry.
Translation:
Jay is not arrogant, can do both genres and will be able to do a balletic showdance. His comment on It takes two, however, about a toddler (dancing along to his salsa) being so cute he would cut off its limbs, put it in a bag and kick it....caused some eyebrows to be raised.
Peter is a family guy, with strong publicity and tie-ins, who would have been able to dance a showdance like his hero Michael Jackson. He does not offer to kick babies, rather he is photographed with them often, having just had a new one with his very, very young bride Emily.

Excellent use of the word fabaceous, my witty one.
What is the fascination with Jay?
He has humour.
He can do very balletic turns.
His jive and tango were excellent as were his opening cha cha and salsa.
He is cheerful.
He has done very well (have you been to Newark?!)
but...
Is the fanaticism strong with this one, stronger than with Harry, Louis, Austin, Kara....it seems so. Not quite sure why the fandom is so committed but fair play to 'em.

Never.

This seems like a very rose tinted smitten version of events Beyonce.

Do you write for The Daily Star by any chance

Terry doesn't need to join the Daily Star, he already shines bright enough on his own <3

And he sensationalises for effect and to grab attention just like the Daily Star and the other comics that laughably call themselves newspapers rather than be rational and truthful. He doesn't really admire Peter any more than I do, and can obviously see what a great dancer Jay is.

To be honest the only way Jay is losing now is if Gleb is more popular than him.

And does Peter have good points?

in the eyes of Terry , he is perfect ,