If you're happy in a relationship, fine, but don't go on TWS & rub your smugness in our bloody faces for 2 bloody hours! PUKEARAMA!


Steve Backshall joins James Corden in a list of "People whose faces I'd never tire of punching". However, it looks like someone's beaten me to it in both cases!

Don't believe I heard that mentioned at all.

A debate on whether non-sporty kids will feel even worse because of team gbs success? What rubbish is that? Don't they realise that non-sporty kids (or adults for that matter) probably take no interest in the olympics and couldn't care less what the team wins or not.

Congrats, you answered correctly! Your prize is a lifetime in the audience for TWS. Attendance is compulsory.

You'd be at home up there on the benchs


What a lackluste show , don't see the point of TWS on a BHM ( not in Scotland ) why not show a kids disnae movie or the standard Christmas ones that have been so regular on Five this summer.

Sycophants only admitted so I wouldn't make it past the door.


Few channels have made any effort this year and there's enough kiddy krap on Five every day already.

Backshall was in uber smugness heaven today, puke inducing levels too. it was like a channel 5 version of an ok amgazine spread. Sickening and Wright was so far up there arses as well.

Add joe 'look at me I'm so lovely' wicks to that list of tits I'd enjoy a few hours of punching very hard. Half expecting wicks to be on the show seen as Wrighty is the new self appointed anti sugar czar.

Bigging up corbyn(Mr Traingate) already from Mr Burns lookalike.

Buy that man a razor.

Why do we laud people dodging proper jobs and doing utterly pointless things? Get a shave and get a bloody job!

Emma's in love - His shirt is the same colour as her hair!

Mr Beardie Weirdo has got them all eating baby food don't see quite what he is doing on there today ? He did try to sell his idea as ground breaking blendtastic pureed future but Anne cut him down with oh yeah I was doing this 30 years ago for my babbs

James is a spiky bugger - Like him.

The green paradise of Brighton has problems. My My I thought it was utopia central.

Namecheck for Wrighty's farmer "friends". How does a man who spends his afternoons watching daytime/kids telly, holidays alone while fishing manage to maintain all these genuine friendships? Is there a sphere of life where he doesn't have topic-convenient "friends"?

'the one place where the truth gets told' says james, laugh.

The irony of Million Mates Matthew telling us that Facebook has devalued the very idea of "friendship" is one to savour.

Full on mumsnet tomorrow with a baker who is apparently a normal mum. Well i never
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Recipes-Nor.../dp/1849494193

Megastar:

On a similar topic (when Desmond owned C5), and Matthew had to be subservient to The Mirror, too, I noted that he laid into the paper yesterday, criticising it during the paper review. I forget exactly what he said, but it wasn't complimentary


I've started another thread about him, yesterday

http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2177294

Wrighty introduces the GBBO guest today with a couple of smutty innuendos. Memory like a goldfish.

You get little scrotes everywhere Matthew. Why not report this one from a few weeks back where a 12 year old was charged with murder.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...eless-man.html

Shame there was no more time for Jean as she seemed to be just about to give us, "I'm not racist but...". Always enjoy it when that old classic makes an appearance.

Oh dear, caller Jean sounds like the type of old person who is annoyed that there are some words no longer considered acceptable.

Northern as well if I'm not mistaken? Reminds me of that bloke from Barnsley vox popped during the Referendum coverage where they asked him why he'd voted out and he said "So wi can kick 'em all aaht. Kick all t'foreigners aaht".

She did manage to get in an erroneous complaint about a lack of free speech.
"You can't say anything nowadays without offending someone..." and "I'm not racist, but..."
is the holy trinity of ignorance.

I do think that some people did genuinely believed there would be a mass forced exodus of "foreigners" akin to the influx on Farage's poster.