Enjoy Black Friday!

Has anyone else read Incompetence by Rob Grant?

Yes Matthew everything is the fault of the right wing press and Margaret Thatcher.

Lamby only goes out with "financially stable" men aka she never wants to have to pay for anything, like most women.

Sorry I have to completely disagree with that report!

That musthave been an awkward lunch!

Probably felt a bit like this scene from the untouchables

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy3MtznDeqg

Let me guess all three per chance

I have a bit of a crush on our Kev so find posts like this a tad distracting. Please desist

The real rip-off is the £90 face value price to watch some pudgy has-been NOT the £300+ people sell them on for! I love the idea that Elton gives a toss about his fans being ripped off - He just hates the fact that cash isn't finding its way into his over-embroidered pocket.

90 is cheap nowadays for some has beens and that might only get you the rafters at the 02. U2 were charging 200 for their gigs with a 17 quid handling charge, absolute piss take and i like their music. Bon Jovi were doing the same thing a few years back at the O2 with tickets up to 700 face value..

What is really galling is being charged to print off tickets at home or to collect at venue.

Next time wrighty is 'ill' can we have Kev instead

His inner scrooge is coming out now

Must get my chainsaw ready as i have some tree slaughtering to do later

'most requested topic' is that after the loo roll topic a couple of days ago you could't make this s**t up so to speak.

No wonder he's on his own this christmas

Kev is at the desk. He's gone up in the world.

Channel 4 desperately try to plug Impraticle Jokers as it's been a ratings disaster

It's his christmas preasent!

(also we're getting 40mins of him)

Kev destroying Wrighty

OOhhh sticks the life in

Miss Hathaway?

Kev just mentioned Agatha Crispy!!!!

Don't go!

No matter how many times you show the advert for The Saturday Show no one is going to watch it!

Plenty of fakery in those pet shots.

He's got my vodka...hic