A dick hosting on Thursday and Dick hosting on Friday - I love continuity.

6 days of Dick - Give me strength!

The joy of some dick for a week and a day. Let the anecdotes burst forth.

Dick fluffing three words is the least of his shortcummings!!

Well-Off Telly Presenter Not Too Fussed About Brexit - Think Positive He Says.

It's not the likes of you that have to worry Dick. Unless you export Dick into Europe that is?

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Dick's happy that there are two sperm stories in the papers.

Lowri Turner and Terry Christian next week. And Dick. Don't forget that there's plenty of Dick too....

How did a 47 year old go to a secondary modern? I'm 45 and they'd changed to comprehensives at least 10 years before I went through the system.

That confused me too! My Comprehensive in Dalston, East London, changed over from Grammar in 1972.

I enjoyed TV Kev this week for the first time in ages. We actually got sensible reviews instead of silly giggles and in-house jokes with Wright.

Looking forward to Madeley for a week, though expect he'll be interrupted often by Christian.

I've read on the Great British Bake Off thread that MW said on TWS the other day his friend's daughter is taught PE by the winner Candice. He knows the world and his dog, he really is insufferable!

There were two in my local area [North East Derbyshire] and one closed altogether and the other was expanded and became a Comprehensive.
The final changeover was approx 1979/80. May even have been '81.

So if his area was late in changing over he could have had a year, maybe two at a school that was still a Secondary.

Dick fluffer?

I chose my words veeery carefully!

Well I'm looking forward to next week

I was beginning to think that Richard had been banned by Matthew due to his popularity.

Well I for one am hoping Dick cums down hard on Lowri and Terry!

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Christians tour probably filling the same size sitting rooms as shazia, Rebel without a clue. Lowri and her poverty stricken lifestyle which includes the odd pony or two. Jack is back for the girlies swoon, and we have a week of lovely dick.

How does Dick manage to turn a question instantly into yet another dickedote? He babbles on about his book-writing as a pretext to asking about songwriting. It's the same in reverse as politicians ignoring the question and asking themselves their own question!

Christian admitting to being a gobshite early doors. Well, that's an astonishing moment of self-awareness from the Manc mouth - Shame it's only taken him several decades.

Lowri had some work done? Her eyes look a bit different.

Thank God Storm is back and looking cuter than ever. L'il Devil!

Double-guest again today - When will they ditch this pointless idea?

Phew, icecream is being made on a farm in the UK.
We're Brexit ready.

Thanks, Lowri.

Stormy is back, bliss. A week of gob on a stick christian, vodka at the ready.

A dickedote about his dick!

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Rantzen's on - Nobody mention Savile!

Esther 'i 'm so brilliant but saw nothing' rantzen.

let me bask in my brilliance.........

For a second there i thought dickie was going to produce a red book and say this is your life.

Ending the show on a dickedote - A pattern to be repeated I fear.....

Richard looked greasy, seedy, heavy jowelled and generally unkempt

....and wearing no pants. As usual.

He's getting to be as annoying as Matthew but as they used to say in Tesco, a change is as good as arrest.