I NEED the vodka NOW with that imagery!

Anyone else think Dickie looks like he attending a funeral later?

You b*st*rds hands off my coke!

You mean going home to Judy

Plenty of Vodka left here. Haven't touched a drop since before Christmas but i expect all that to change at 9.15 next monday.

Yes thats the answer tax the crap out of everything. That will sort all the problems out. More nanny state bollocks.

No one has seen her in a while... <que a Midsummer Murders reveal to show her decompossed corpse in bed in a locked room>

(I actually do have some vodka in the cupboard infusing away with some skittles inside )

I didn't watch the live stream but it does show are nations quirky humour!

I think Trump needs to have an independent psych test because he is just a nut job.

And they will include a homing beacon for the drones missiles!

My phone is always on stormy text away. Say what you want dear.

And the audiance collectively has the same thought!

Jeremy Edwards looks totally hacked off with Josie, don't blame him tho, she's so ott

King Skiver not back until Tuesday making it a total of 25 days off for Crimbo! I'll be stunned if he sees out January without yet another skive.

It's ironic how much he eulogises the show and his enjoyment of it at the end of the year but throughout the year takes any and all opportunities to skive off from it!

At least we get Richard for one extra day

Kev had his usual little dig about Matthew always being off, he has him sussed that's for sure.

Wrighty has long been a joke over the endless days/weeks he skives. He wouldn't last long in a proper job.

Highlight of my week seeing Kev.

-but why have they dumped Anne Diamond for that awful man. I hate the way he still includes Judy in everything 'We think this' and "We think that" We watch that"

Matthew not back until tuesday, so another day of Dick to look forward to and a rest for my liver, yay.

He's really taking the piss with the days off.

Sam the eagle and penny smith next week.

I'm not keen on Penny Smith due to her continually acting like a goof on light entertainment shows.
She seems to think it amusing to act as though she's less intelligent than she actually is.
Vorderman acts the ditz too and I find that equally as irritating.

I hope Penny won't behave like that this week.

Yes Sam the eagle the day you were there with the junior doctors on wrights programme was one of the most shameful one sided pieces of crap in this shows history. There was even a labour mp pontificating with not even a hint of of an opposing view.

Switched on this morning to hear Richard talking about the death of David Bowie.
I'm in bits, he is my music icon since the 70s. I named my son David after him.
Ironic that it was Richard on his extra day in that broke the news to me.

RIP Bowie........love from China Girl

Bowie was a true legend. Its a big loss for music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbDbQc3QdXU

So long Dickie. Back to normal tomorrow with the vodka at the ready.

Does Dicky M only possess one suit, one tie (black) and one shirt? I'm sure he's worn the same clothes every time he's on the show.

On most people that outfit would probably look quite smart, but somehow he still seems to look scruffy.

I'd always wondered if you were named after the song, sending hugs to you x

During the papers they skipped an item and went straight to one about some celebrity I've never heard of divorce/separation, I wonder what the skipped article was that it was even less important than that?

Nice tan Matthew. You look like Morph just a little less convincingly animated.

He could be joey essex s dad with that colour.

Stormy getting a nice dig in there. You go girl.