A lovely image right there

More Sir Les Patterson for me.

James Hill - Not at the front of the queue when personality was handed out.

Arguing with callers. Start as you mean to go on eh, Wrighty?

Has Matthew been drawing on his eyebrows with a brown felt tip pen?!?!

Safe to assume they get tinted every time he gets his barnet done. He's essentially Noel Tidybeard without the beard.

But they're hideously mismatched to his head hair this time! I think someone has got carried away shaping them too!

More eyebrowness...

https://twitter.com/paulcartertv/status/5985556378

PMSL!


How did you find that? Just RT'd and followed him. That was great

Dominic Holland really is an odious little prick, isn't he?

Googled "Matthew Wright eyebrows"!

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Tom fans, worry not - His dad crowbarred a couple of references in. I would've thought Wrighty might've showed the part of the trail for Captain America: Civil War that has him (although a CGI version apparently) in it.

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Hollyoaks (shopping channel for footballers) "actress" tomorrow. Oh, joy....

Are you asking us or telling us?

Saying it makes it true!

I missed the start, isn't that inarticulate feller The Artist Formerly Known As Dapper Laughs ?

EDIT: heh, apparently not, poor bugger.

Caught up with todays episode on catchup and i see Matthew was still his usual pain in the ass self today. He even had his 'pal' Freddie the marxist in for a personal rant for the comrades. Where did they find him, Corbyns toilet? The regular audience member who disagreed with Matthew got both barrels. There may be no entry tomorrow for him for going against the agenda. Same with the last caller on the first topic, we got the sneering 'i'm right always , you are wrong' wrighty.

Ah well theres always vodka to fall back on.

It seems to be turning into a regular event where Matthew has a 'friend' in the audience or even a charity who he likes to give airtime to as they are on the same 'page' as him.

I think Matthew deserves a day off to give us a break. I wouldn't mind some dickie now.

It amazes me that The Wright Stuff manages to find two callers for some of these discussion topics!

Makes me laugh when he says they're snowed under with callers and then proceeds to take all of 2-3 calls, max. What's the point of having a dozen poorly vetted shut-ins and pensioners waiting on the line when he's made damn sure there's no time for more than a couple, particularly after he's finished telling callers who make it to air they're wrong for holding the opinion that his programme has actively solicited!!

Was there a chap in the freakshow audience today wearing a yellow suit and a matching bowler or did I just hallucinate it, bombed on Thunderbird and lemonade as I am most mornings...?

6 months off or more would suit me...these days I find him to extremely odious, unbearable and more often than not unwatchable..

Will Matthew cover this little gem today in the papers

http://order-order.com/2016/03/14/ca...ted-to-labour/

http://order-order.com/2016/03/15/la...n-vicki-kirby/

wheres freddie the marxist when you need him?

Penny Smith doesn't just talk, she witters, usually when others are talking as well. How did she ever work as a newsreader?

I'll have to take notice of Matthew's eyebrows tomorrow, I mustn't have been paying attention.

Well done Wrighty, conflating tax Evaders with tax Avoiders as if they're the same thing. You're a tax avoider as is everyone who is self-employed who seeks to minimise their tax liability. The single person freelancer right up to the multi-nationals with an army of accountants are doing the same thing, the only difference being the scale on which they are doing it.

Osbourne and Cameron would be thrilled that you can't tell the difference between evasion and avoidance though. Thought of joining the Tory Party Matthew....?

Mathew is in a sh*tty mood today IMO

Same shit, different day.

I have some sympathy with him today re. the telephone callers.
"Close the borders....". Good grief.

I feel out of kilter with the other TWS viewers in that I have quite enjoyed hearing Dominic Holland and Penny Smith on the panel this week.

Matthew cutting off those two callers this morning, he was well justified as the first caller was all 'me me me', the second had no conviction but just showed how she was led by media hyped perception ........ as in her view of the House of Lords. *rolleyes smilie required!

Ooh! Caller Gwen knows the score. State intervention in education to ensure a population of idiotic, pliant tax-paying consumer units.