Why do I feel like this can actually happen ?

Well, Aliona hasn't done one of her specials yet... Noooooooooooo Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooork anyone?

oh good grief.

I've decided it's the only film he's ever seen and he knows no better, it's easier that way

Rated 12 intense epic battle sequences and warfare, sensuality, language and some smoking.

when i was his size i sneaked into 18s...

Nope they can't include Leaning on a Chuffin Lamppost because George Formby
was from Wigan. Us oop north don't want our songs hijacked by those pesky cockneys!

Ive never seen it. I hate James Cameron films and Titanic is the film I loathe most in the whole wide world. I can't watch it as I want to stick my boot through the tv into Leonardo Di Caprio's smug, childish moonface.

It genuinely does instil that level of hatred towards it.

I need to educate Jay on films 😇😇😇😂

The first two Terminator films are great, so I do forgive him a bit, but Titanic is awful, really awful.

I sat through Titanic at the cinema thinking "man, just drown already" and when the torture was finally over and we were released into the foyer, I went to use the loos...which were flooded. It was a giant cosmic effort to really piss me off.

A bit like the serious unappreciating I did yesterday when I went to finish my Christmas shopping to find there's a temporary "ice sculpture trail" in town and the first one I saw was...a giant fecking teapot.

Another one who sat through last night's show hissing "Helen would have been better than this" every time a dance failed yo live up to expectations (and I voted for her consistently, so felt entitled). Believe me, there was a LOT of hissing.

Never seen the film, because of moon face (never liked him) and the horrendous liberties taken with the facts.


Oh & Twee & Kellie cannot have "The Sun Has Got His Hat On" as it has my name in and Flanders & Swann are far too posh for the Cockernie (Westminster School & Oxford).

The teapots are going to haunt you for the rest of your days

Always going to be sad we never got Helen's jive

I shouldn't but that's hilarious

Went to see Titanic with a friend and at one point the whole cinema was collective,y 🙄🙄🙄🙄 and sarcastically joining in - and adding 'Rose ... Jack ... Rose ... Jack' and one bloke at the back shouting out 'just stay in one place why don't you'

Hissing and some bored indifference at various junctures..

Am toying - was the salsa really as horrid as I'm remembering. Do I need to watch it again?

I saw it in Japan, luckily in English rather than dubbed with English subtitles.. The 2 Japanese teaching colleagues I saw it with sobbed throughout, while my eyes were rolled to the back of my head for the 3 hours or however long the monstrosity endured... Truly painful...

I'm deliberating rewatching because I seem to have missed the mingepunch move everyone is going on about.

He really is very young isn't he In spite of all the hype couldn't make it to the end of that film, didn't bother with Titanic, that bloody song

I had an Alesha moment last night, we lost Helen and I had to watch that in response to St Anita of NDB.

Much as I love Jay's dancing his ballroom leaves me a little cold, no pizzaz, too mannered and careful, he needs to let rip a little.

Oiiiiiii, who are you accusing of being cockneys?? Not TTF and Kellie, shurley??

I am from London and HATE being called a cockney. I am from Sarf Lundun and tis vastly different to cockneyland which is the east side.

Really feel like we need a DOT trip out to re-watch, I'm off to YouTube to laugh and point!

Just rewatched it. Not so much a mingepunch as him carrying out CPR on her pubic arch. The rest of it was still like a bad cheerleading routine. I kept expecting one of them to burst into flames à la Buffy.

His waltz and tango were good, bordering on brilliant for tango, the rest I can take or leave. For all of his contempowaft image, he's so much better at Latin for me.

Exactly. Twee & Kellie are "pastiche" cockernies only. Especially as twee is from Grimsby.

I have long had a theory that people who are taken away from 'real life' and, for whatever reason looked after by a management team, or similar, tend to stop maturing at the age that happened. There's no need for them to have to, basically, everything is done for them.

Yes, they have different life experiences - be it winning Olympic medals, being an international athlete, playing football, being a child star ... but they don't have to deal with the actual nuts and bolts of daily living. Jay went straight from being a schoolboy into being in the band. He missed out on that part of his growing up and is now playing catch up.

I'm still mildly stunned that he not only did it, but also thought it was a good idea in the first place

Just rewatched what will be forever known as the 'minge salsa' in this house. Just awful, hampered by the music choice. The dance was all sorts of wrong, Anita does not look as if she is enjoying herself, the lift fest, there was very little salsa, weird shoes to choose, cheerleader costumes.